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Maybe he is having some troubles.bettyannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05730164535951039034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-54229575140792346322009-12-16T20:06:14.062-08:002009-12-16T20:06:14.062-08:00Susan, that's exactly what I was thinking. Th...Susan, that's exactly what I was thinking. This guy is either a putz or a chump. And yet, I can't help hoping that he will change. Sigh.<br /><br />And, thank you. I had fun writing it but, it's gratifying to know more than one person read it besides myself. So glad you got a laugh or two. <br /><br />Say, BTW, Miss Susan (in your ear) .... you may want to take issue with a sly little remark made by TOTUS at the top of this page of posts. Immediately to the right of YOUR name it says...... "Oldest" !!! Parrumph!TruthWillWinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17495636033107102990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-9882370130535039912009-12-16T19:01:48.799-08:002009-12-16T19:01:48.799-08:00Tried to post last night from wiggly wobbly lap to...Tried to post last night from wiggly wobbly lap top with no luck. <br />Kudos to TWW for excellent screenplay called Mary and Joe, Job and The Uno.<br /><br /> fwankinthenth!<br /> Shoving Czar!<br /><br />Oh, my aching head!<br /><br />PS. TOTUS, Dear has become, I fear, someone known as a bad boyfriend.moihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16973098117681158608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-85072624009455864922009-12-16T15:45:31.014-08:002009-12-16T15:45:31.014-08:00Oh, Betty Ann, what a DARLING little boy. With th...Oh, Betty Ann, what a DARLING little boy. With those gorgeous eyes, he's going to have all the little kindergartener girls chasing after him in a couple of years. What a doll. Makes you wish you could just pick him up and squwweeze him -- he will tolerate only so much of that, huh? Thank you for sharing.<br /><br />A train! He's certainly "all boy." LOL. Friendly Old Train. I like that image; we're just like Thomas and the trains in Shining Town Station.<br /><br />Say, that reminds me of another 3-year-old boy........ In a "Rescue 911" episode about 15 years ago (man alive! the little guy is now 18!), a couple of grade school boys (around 6 and 9) were playing on TOP of a train waiting on a siding. They were on top of an empty grain car (big opening in its roof) when THE TRAIN STARTED TO MOVE. It lurched forward and while the older child scrambled safely down to the ground, the younger boy -- fell inside. Slowly gaining speed, the train soon left the screaming friend far behind. <br /><br />Before long, the train stopped. Then, after a little while, moved forward, then, stopped. One by one, its grain cars were being filled by the grain elevator. The little boy inside yelled, but no one could hear him.<br /><br />About that time, our 3-year-old got up from in front of his grandma's TV; Shining Time Station had just ended. He wandered out into the humble yard behind the house, right next to the railroad tracks. Soon, he ran back inside saying excitedly, "Grandma! Grandma! The train is talking! The train is talking!"<br /><br />Grandma was busy in the kitchen and, normally, she would have patted him on the head and told him to go outside and play. But, something in his voice made her wipe her hands on a dish towel and follow him into the backyard. "I don't hear anythi-"<br /><br />"Help!" a muffled voice cried.<br /><br />Grandma ran back into the house and called 911. Just three cars short of the elevator, the little boy was saved. Thanks to a little 3-year-old boy who didn't know very many words yet, but who did know the word "train."<br /><br />And I'm sure that the fact that Shining Time Station had just ended was only a coincidence -- NOT!<br /><br />Thanks be to God.<br /><br />Amen.<br /><br />[End of Sermon]TruthWillWinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17495636033107102990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-63452673210213151182009-12-16T15:17:50.681-08:002009-12-16T15:17:50.681-08:00I axed 'um. He put a finger on his chin, looke...I axed 'um. He put a finger on his chin, looked around, then announced, "A train!!"<br /><br />(Incidently what Santa has been instructed in daily letters to bring in his bag.)<br /><br />That's him in the picture, holding (squeezing) my favorite hen.bettyannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05730164535951039034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-60014023842821909042009-12-16T14:04:20.916-08:002009-12-16T14:04:20.916-08:00[hanum] "Nice to know you (^_^)"
I'...[hanum] "Nice to know you (^_^)"<br /><br />I'm afraid the English idiom for Hanum's phrase may just be,<br /><br />"Nice knowin' ya, TOTUS [sniff]."<br /><br />We know he's alive, to wit, the twits. "So close, so close, and yet so faaaaarrrrr."<br /><br />He didn't even say good bye.<br /><br />Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!<br /><br />[Still hoping]<br /><br />Say, did you ever think that maybe we are all just pigeons in some college student's thesis experiment? Well, HA! We'll show you, you diabolical tester. Us pigeons may be keeping one eye on that "Reward Lever," but we have created our own reason for being here -- each other.<br /><br />****************************<br /><br />Janice, what a fun idea! I just may do that myself!<br /><br />Betty Ann, please tell your little darling, "Hello and Merry Christmas (and Happy Chanukah) from a FOT." Ask him what he thinks a "Fot" is, heh, heh, and please report back.TruthWillWinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17495636033107102990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-45245167857594590022009-12-16T08:33:03.383-08:002009-12-16T08:33:03.383-08:00Thanks Janice! I have a three year old boy here wh...Thanks Janice! I have a three year old boy here who is crazy about Santa. This will be so fun!bettyannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05730164535951039034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-59568435221269780712009-12-16T07:52:22.341-08:002009-12-16T07:52:22.341-08:00This is a fun site for the children and grandchild...This is a fun site for the children and grandchildren of FOT's. As you can see, it is the Los Alamos National Lab, governmental web site. Thus, it is safe to go there. It will track Santa as he travels around the world on Christmas Eve. <br /><br />http://santa.lanl.gov/<br /><br />There is an ulterior motive to this. Since it is using actual working sensors and satellites, there is some hope that this will encourage children to delve deeper into scientific or engineering endeavors. Educational toys don't have to be obvious (satellites, geography, international dateline, physics, velocity).<br /><br />However, it is a fun item notwithstanding the educational part. Even kids who "know better" about Santa can enjoy it as a fun diversion.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17064243661410828553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-45356116969544497902009-12-16T02:12:06.176-08:002009-12-16T02:12:06.176-08:00happy thanks giving too. Nice to know you (^_^)happy <a href="http://nustaffsite.gunadarma.ac.id/blog/hanum" rel="nofollow">thanks</a> giving too. Nice to know you (^_^)Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01920004026855581355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-54633530729398933762009-12-15T17:41:59.454-08:002009-12-15T17:41:59.454-08:00OOPS*
*I forgot to put in my atereisks.OOPS*<br /><br />*I forgot to put in my atereisks.bettyannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05730164535951039034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-45698093291668271532009-12-15T17:40:01.119-08:002009-12-15T17:40:01.119-08:00I just don't understand why he wasn't hire...I just don't understand why he wasn't hired. Maybe because he forgot to mention that he has experience apologizing? Because Obama is one sexy apologizer, in a kind of sado-masochistic homo-erotic, boney leg crossing grinning foreplay kind of way. Ask Chavez, or Putin, or Il Jung. They seemed pretty excited about it*.<br /><br />*The prospect of fucking America.bettyannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05730164535951039034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-79012485296076938902009-12-15T17:38:53.604-08:002009-12-15T17:38:53.604-08:00This comment has been removed by the author.bettyannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05730164535951039034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-75974575756667109342009-12-15T16:58:09.128-08:002009-12-15T16:58:09.128-08:00Thanks, Betty Ann.
LOL. So "that's just...Thanks, Betty Ann.<br /><br />LOL. So "that's just Joe" got Hopey the Clown to do his routine down at Home Depot. Joe was over in his favorite aisle (solvents) again, no doubt.<br /><br />Shows how that Fraud's mind works, that he thinks if something is "sexy" we will go for it.<br /><br />Kind of looks to me like the ol' Con Man in Chief may be looking for a job. That one-termer will need to. If Home Depot doesn't hire illegal aliens, some of their sub-contractors do...... .<br /><br />Sub-contractor: So, Mister uh.... O' Bama -- some kind of Irish name, huh? What experience to you have.<br /><br />O: Oh. Well, I was a community organizer, I was a senator... .<br /><br />Sub: Yeah, yeah, but what did you actually DO in those jobs?<br /><br />O: Oh. Uuuuuuuh, I uh, organized sit-ins, sat in the legislative chambers, sat in the pew every Sunday. [GRIN] I'm good at sittin'!<br /><br />Sub: Ever built a house, shed, anything?<br /><br />O: Above my pay grade.<br /><br />Sub: Poured cement?<br /><br />O: Rahm handled that.<br /><br />Sub: Handle a nail gun? Skillsaw? Level? Transit?<br /><br />O: I think caulking is sexy. Will that do?<br /><br />Sub: [just stares]<br /><br />Sub: Were you more of an administrative type? Executive?<br /><br />O: You could say that.<br /><br />Sub: If I asked you to choose between 3 different house plans and assign 5 20-person crews to execute them, how long would it take you?<br /><br />O: What was the question?<br /><br />Sub: Could you assign workers to different jobs efficiently?<br /><br />O: I'll get back to you on that.<br /><br />Sub: Just what can you do?<br /><br />O: [GRIN] I can do a mean bow. Wanna see me?<br /><br />Sub: No. You don't seem to have any useful skills or knowledge or abilities and we have no problem meeting our quota of "minorities." Try down the block at Burger King.<br /><br />O: I can read.<br /><br />Sub: Really. Well, try over at the college. You're qualified to be a professor at that school.TruthWillWinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17495636033107102990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-59864220934824260482009-12-15T14:57:52.677-08:002009-12-15T14:57:52.677-08:00You are not doing so bad yerself, TWW.
I hope you...You are not doing so bad yerself, TWW.<br /><br />I hope you all have your sexy insulation installed??bettyannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05730164535951039034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-30541099409192611172009-12-15T14:41:11.158-08:002009-12-15T14:41:11.158-08:00[Sunflower] "... message from the President.&...[Sunflower] "... message from the President." LOL. [:o)]<br /><br />***************<br /><br />Preptile, thank you for more humorously clever lines. I smiled and smiled as I pictured those poor kids, stiffed at the Santa's Workshop scene in the mall. "Pander [bear]" in Chief. LOL.TruthWillWinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17495636033107102990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-70063577960949633692009-12-15T14:39:25.474-08:002009-12-15T14:39:25.474-08:00Good Afternoon, FOTae! I see our resident rooster ...Good Afternoon, FOTae! I see our resident rooster has been doing his strut and crow routine, and very well I might add! Except he forgot to say that the nurse's needle is needlessly square. <br /><br />Been busy with other matters but must say that until TOTUS returns, a few of you hens, particularly the MRS, might enjoy the catty glamour of naughty snarkiness at MOTUS's site: http://www.michellesmirror.com/ <br /><br />MOTUS, at least, is up to her job, while TOTUS seems to have other screens to scroll. <br /><br /> <br /><br />http://www.michellesmirror.com/bettyannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05730164535951039034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-91437384129845190022009-12-15T14:03:05.840-08:002009-12-15T14:03:05.840-08:00Children everywhere will be mortified to learn tha...Children everywhere will be mortified to learn that Uncle Obama needs them to take another <br />flu shot for the country.<br />They did not get a big enough dose last time.<br />Wait till they find out how they will get stuck as Teens,paying their "Fair Share" of illegal alien's health care costs.<br />It will hurt even more.<br /><br />Few of them feared the flu,National Emergency or not.Even TP worked the last gig tho,left of door as an aide to the First Greeter (reader)at the WH over Halloween.Not all the kids were thrilled w the trick on recieving their shots,as some were hoping for treats.<br /><br />Now nothing can stop MOM,as she is duty bound to protect "the children" from that flu.'Submission' to their will is the only practical option for kiddom.<br />Especially those in hopes of Santa's blessings.<br /><br />The new plan is to have Santa slip it to them at the mall.The kids won't know what hit them after the traditinal drunken dwarf sends them off to the big interview.Santa shoves them down the slide and WHAMMO,they get grabbed by Nurse Ratchet wearing foam antlers and wielding the BIGGEST NEEDLE ever seen.<br />Somehow she does not sooth nerves of those who were unable to stammer out their truly urgent requests to Santa,and are already blubbering.Oddly enough this all works out well for the economy after all is said and done.Not just for Nurses and Needlemakers either.Mom will feel so guilty that she will blow the budget trying to repay her two time treachery.TWWeachery twice.<br />TP should twit about it.<br />She knows well that those last minute lollips and candy canes were insufficient to her cause.<br />Time to talk ponies? Perhaps.<br />A panda bear seems appropo for a present.<br />Our Presidential panderer in chief would agree.He panders all the time now,as it has proven more popular than his I-pods.Preptilehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03965604089105720922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-91600355137204927182009-12-15T12:24:20.991-08:002009-12-15T12:24:20.991-08:00Ever hopeful...WTH?Ever hopeful...WTH?Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08388456968847698151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-7511047392171725572009-12-15T10:48:46.670-08:002009-12-15T10:48:46.670-08:00That was not a donut! That was me - grandson's...That was not a donut! That was me - grandson's email sign-in gets mixed up sometimes with mine.bettyannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05730164535951039034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-89659916642090034382009-12-15T10:46:15.336-08:002009-12-15T10:46:15.336-08:00LOL!!LOL!!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16612969583342313278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-37770616234437315602009-12-15T06:26:40.845-08:002009-12-15T06:26:40.845-08:00Sign in Restroom:
In the washroom in the airport
...Sign in Restroom:<br /><br />In the washroom in the airport<br />I saw this handwritten sign<br />posted over one of those<br />hot air hand dryers:<br /><br />"Please push button and listen<br />for a short message<br />from the President!"Sunflowerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06169762697659809045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-10440516290418200582009-12-15T00:51:03.456-08:002009-12-15T00:51:03.456-08:00Giggly: So, the Three Little Pi—er [horror-struck...Giggly: So, the Three Little Pi—er [horror-struck at his error] WISE MEN [wipes brow] search for Jesus and finally find him in a rented house with Joe, Mary, and Job.<br /><br />[spotlight on stage left where the actors are sitting at a table with two flag stands for a doorway – sound of knock, no, no s-s-syn-ch-ro, but this time, the cunning little Fwank hides his knocking hand with his robe]<br /><br />Joe: Well?<br /><br />Mary: Well, what?<br /><br />Joe: Well, why don’t you get up and answer the door, woman?<br /><br />Mary: I’m holding God Incarnate on my lap and you want ME to answer the door?<br /><br />Job: I’ll get it. [sigh] I always have to get it. [“opens” “door”] Who are you?<br /><br />Wise#3: Weoh dah withemen. We bwoughtcha thumthin’.<br /><br />Job: Are you selling something? Cause if you are, we don’t want any.<br /><br />Wise#2: Here, I brought you some myrrh.<br /><br />Job: Myrrh? Is this some kind of joke? You planning on killing us? [starts to reach for his pistol, found it in the prop room and thought it was cool – Gig is mortified]<br /><br />Wise#1 [takes the myrrh from speechless #2, hands it over to Job along with his own gift]: Here, dummy. Here’s some gold. The myrrh is SYMBOLIC, okay? Get it? Jesus there is going to die for you someday, bozo. [shakes head and stomps offstage]<br /><br />Wise#3/Frank: Aaan’, I bwaht thith inthencne. It’th my thpethial blend. I cohll it “Fwankinthenth.” Ann’, heewoh awoh thum howaht dowahgth. I cowahl them “Fwank’th.” [hyuck, hyuck, hyck – wipe spit off self, Job wipes spit off himself…………….. [It’s Giggly’s line, but he’s nowhere to be seen….. the actors all decide to yuck it up, even Baby Jesus, played by a Tickle Me Elmo doll (Rahm’s idea), giggles hysterically, and they laugh and…… where is Giggly?….. and laugh…. and……… silence. Job ad libs some lines he didn’t get to say due to Gig cutting out 2 acts.]<br /><br />Job: Well, shoot. “The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. Blessed be the name of the Lord.”<br /><br />[Wise#1tries to help]: Yes, yes, my good man. A penny saved is a penny earned. The road to Hell is paved with good intentions and all that.<br /><br />Wise#2: Say, Job, what in the world are you doing here anyway? Didn’t you die a LOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago? [raises eyebrows skeptically]<br /><br />Wise#3: Yeah, Job. Thcram. You’re in the wrong play.<br /><br />Job [not seeing the humor anymore]: Oh, so that’s how you feel is it? “Doubtless you are the people, and wisdom will die with you!”<br /><br />Wise#2: “Are all these words to go unanswered?”<br />Job: “Will your long-winded speeches never end?”<br /><br />Peach [one of the 5 lines he has memorized, just in case -- REVERB]: “Who is this who darkens my counsel with words without knowledge?”…………… [everyone waits for the rest of this famous speech…… nothing – just the [SNAP!] of Peach catching another fly [smirks as he stuffs it into his pocket, muttering, 34.. er 41… 58?…. – nose-in-air]<br /><br />Wise1 [actor genuinely disgusted by Peach, speaks, prophecies, let’s hope]: “Though his pride reaches to the heavens and his head touches the clouds, he will perish forever, like his own dung… .”<br /><br />THE END.<br /><br />That’s it. Just “the end.”<br /><br />**************************************************************<br /><br />Always remember, GOD IS WORKING – EVEN NOW. <br /><br />“Faith is the victory… .”<br /> <br />Selah.<br /><br />HAVE A GREAT DAY, FOTS!TruthWillWinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17495636033107102990noreply@blogger.com