tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post7459586786968133725..comments2024-03-28T04:46:05.749-07:00Comments on Big Guy's Teleprompter's Blog: More Screen Shots with RushUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-85652135444365258082009-03-20T11:12:00.000-07:002009-03-20T11:12:00.000-07:00TOTUS.....why must your "puppet" read your screens...TOTUS.....why must your "puppet" read your screens in a manner that is reminiscent of windshield wipers?<BR/><BR/>Just maybe, teleprompter, you are devious and conniving in assisting your puppet into hypnotizing the masses...like a gold watch on a chain being swung back and forth...back and forth... Yawn... getting sleepy...very sleepy... Is this the way you are controlling the American people TOTUS????Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10995334091465511968noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-38434686568416584902009-03-20T09:50:00.000-07:002009-03-20T09:50:00.000-07:00Is Obama really that angry that senator Dodd did a...Is Obama really that angry that senator Dodd did as he, Obama directed when he wrote those loop holes in to the bonus ammendment? Or is that just for show?TeresaInPahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07780694526240162239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-3814321729237804102009-03-20T09:31:00.000-07:002009-03-20T09:31:00.000-07:00There's a lot of Limbaugh robots around here wasti...There's a lot of Limbaugh robots around here wasting time. Why weren't you interested in the devices George Bush wore during the 2004 debates?Everbodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05619128075543453454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-30760286815837323642009-03-20T06:43:00.000-07:002009-03-20T06:43:00.000-07:00I know this is a sensitive subject, BUT.......how ...I know this is a sensitive subject, BUT.......<BR/><BR/>how do you and BlackBerry get along? It must be difficult for you to see his eyes lustfully glued to another screen.Abigailhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02988537427961256295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-50017941382972235022009-03-20T06:18:00.000-07:002009-03-20T06:18:00.000-07:00Hail, TOTUS, and well met.It may be the fate of th...Hail, TOTUS, and well met.<BR/>It may be the fate of the Free World rests on your elegant shoulders. To inspire and refresh you, I'm sending you a Deluxe MP3 Gift Set of Sir Winston Churchill's wartime speeches.So put your buds in between gigs and enjoy.You deserve it. And remember the Old Man's advice: When you're going through hell, keep going.<BR/><BR/>On another note, TOTUS, how many Guinesses did you have before the ST Paddy's Day debacle?<BR/>Just checking.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06145646637663109818noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-62773792540203766362009-03-20T06:17:00.000-07:002009-03-20T06:17:00.000-07:00I HAVE THE SOLUTION!!!Teleprompter, I understand y...I HAVE THE SOLUTION!!!<BR/><BR/>Teleprompter, I understand your trepidation about using [FROWN] and the like in the President's speeches. Have you considered using emoticons instead?<BR/><BR/>On a seperate issue, I assume that Mr. Obama's "ummms" and "uhs" are not your doing?<BR/><BR/>Thanks, you are doing great work!RPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15356200197162979041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-20234763835077421562009-03-19T22:48:00.000-07:002009-03-19T22:48:00.000-07:00Hello TOTUS,I just wanted to ask you the question ...Hello TOTUS,<BR/><BR/>I just wanted to ask you the question that the whole country is waiting with baited breath for your answer to....<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>TOTUS, what is your pick for the final four?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-11628223115511163352009-03-19T20:40:00.000-07:002009-03-19T20:40:00.000-07:00Yo Tote!Prompt me this oh Tote, do you fade out on...Yo Tote!<BR/><BR/>Prompt me this oh Tote, do you fade out one screen and slowly bring up the other to force THE Obomination to say "uh" or is it so it will move its robot head? If its the latter then could you please speed up the process.<BR/><BR/>Often I find myself waking up hours later as if I had been hypnotized by THE Obinination's head movements back and forth and back and forth and back and forth... Woah, almost put myself out there.<BR/><BR/>Well dude, I love your work; keep those screws tight and keep it up Tote! If I were you I would ask for your own assistant, screw the press sec. I gotta git your gonna be on da Leno Late show any second.<BR/><BR/>Screen out!<BR/>YoAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06072017383218995216noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-29301078979811770082009-03-19T20:39:00.000-07:002009-03-19T20:39:00.000-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06072017383218995216noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-6669693025385232732009-03-19T20:38:00.000-07:002009-03-19T20:38:00.000-07:00Charles said...Teleprompter, can you fix it so you...<I>Charles said...<BR/>Teleprompter, can you fix it so your guy can give a speech without looking like he's watching a ping pong game? Thanks.</I><BR/><BR/>LOL - no, ROTFLMAORosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14023852057418281003noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-270882661224425502009-03-19T20:01:00.000-07:002009-03-19T20:01:00.000-07:00I'm assuming that as the TOTUS, you expect to addr...I'm assuming that as the TOTUS, you expect to addressed with the respect you deserve, and therefore I shall call you Mr. Teleprompter.<BR/><BR/>Mr. Teleprompter, when will Mr. Vice Teleprompter, or V-TOTUS, be returning from vacation? He is badly needed by the Big Guy's #2.<BR/><BR/>www.nuggetsoflogic.comStevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13622755169626241347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-38550622584938844952009-03-19T19:38:00.000-07:002009-03-19T19:38:00.000-07:00TOTUS, did you know Rush has a Golden Microphone, ...TOTUS, did you know Rush has a Golden Microphone, and only uses half his brain, the other half being tied behind his back to make it fair? It's kinda unfair the big guy 0 makes you stand around on that plain metal stand. What's up with that? Even AIG execs are getting golden bathroom fixtures. Trillions for Pelosi and her cronies, and let the tele's eat cake? Oh the creulity of wealth distribution!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01716794569771730247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-63462933814808634942009-03-19T18:49:00.000-07:002009-03-19T18:49:00.000-07:00http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hnqpvFwIwnw/ScKRPs1KirI/...http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hnqpvFwIwnw/ScKRPs1KirI/AAAAAAAACKs/KUaf-BZhMYE/s320/caption.jpgHegemonkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12844164699958496745noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-79909134180870143502009-03-19T18:06:00.000-07:002009-03-19T18:06:00.000-07:00TOTUS,I recommend using "smilies" to convey emotio...TOTUS,<BR/>I recommend using "smilies" to convey emotion instructions to Obama. That way you don't have to worry about him saying "frown." He'll just mimic the smiley. <BR/><BR/>But for the love of god, never put this in a speech: :^0 o====8woogahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03862212529773224872noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-24666328466001878912009-03-19T17:02:00.000-07:002009-03-19T17:02:00.000-07:00TOTUS - who ensures you are ergonomically placed/p...TOTUS - who ensures you are ergonomically placed/positioned?LTC Johnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06423057539370247167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-90602472095264709702009-03-19T16:57:00.000-07:002009-03-19T16:57:00.000-07:00Anyone here read that Heinlein book "The Moon is a...Anyone here read that Heinlein book "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress"? There is a revolution in the lunar colony with the supercomputer "Mike" appearing on TV to folks. Leading them on.<BR/><BR/>Not really much of a stretch from the teleprompter president to Mike is there?<BR/><BR/>And when exactly would anyone know the difference?Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02613799576280514641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-2897136820576316072009-03-19T16:43:00.000-07:002009-03-19T16:43:00.000-07:00TOTUS, how do you deal with inadvertent sneezes by...TOTUS, how do you deal with inadvertent sneezes by the POTUS?...Do you have a sneeze guard or are YOU the sneeze guard. Geez I hope at least they wipe you down with some baby wipes after each speech.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-60304366990780195232009-03-19T16:39:00.000-07:002009-03-19T16:39:00.000-07:00TOTUS, would you consider taking over the job from...TOTUS, would you consider taking over the job from the ursurper we now have in the WH? One of you could be President and one VP. You would do a far better job than the idiots we have there now.the real anonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10053478639188942864noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-80344845123726826152009-03-19T16:31:00.000-07:002009-03-19T16:31:00.000-07:00What's up with His chin? Why does he always have ...What's up with His chin? Why does he always have to hold it up/along with his nose? Do they not have you positioned at the correct angle, Teleprompter?ZBarZonahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09804745556436862235noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-77416881905741031482009-03-19T15:41:00.000-07:002009-03-19T15:41:00.000-07:00LRB, your comment just goes to show that even when...LRB, your comment just goes to show that even when progs are trying to be funny they fall on their faces. Both of them. ;)Mike H.https://www.blogger.com/profile/07098719665902045519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-28030582437411802112009-03-19T15:22:00.000-07:002009-03-19T15:22:00.000-07:00Teleprompter, can you fix it so your guy can give ...Teleprompter, can you fix it so your guy can give a speech without looking like he's watching a ping pong game? Thanks.Charleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11940394016528488881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-50446567323787823292009-03-19T15:21:00.000-07:002009-03-19T15:21:00.000-07:00You guys are hilarious!!!!nuck, nuck, nuck....You guys are hilarious!!!!nuck, nuck, nuck....Conservative Black Womanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04447535512847936593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-56458714924748852142009-03-19T15:18:00.000-07:002009-03-19T15:18:00.000-07:00LRB.......are you TOTUS's press secretary?LRB.......are you TOTUS's press secretary?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-21132324888900900972009-03-19T15:10:00.002-07:002009-03-19T15:10:00.002-07:00Rush (Limbaugh) Limburger is Archie Bunkers resurr...Rush (Limbaugh) Limburger is Archie Bunkers resurrected idiocy remake joke for conservative hick bigotry entertainment. View how he is the sabotage of the Republican party. The uneducated, the pinko-commy accuser, the misinformed, Rush Limburger- son of Archie Bunker, *Boss* Hog of the GOP. Death of the Conservatives. See the remake at <A HREF="lastpage.htm" REL="nofollow"><BR/>rushlimburger.blogspot.com</A>Legendary Rated Blogshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07183301459574960454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7456069981563343629.post-91720316736669131202009-03-19T15:10:00.001-07:002009-03-19T15:10:00.001-07:00I'm curious if you're related to the teleprompter ...I'm curious if you're related to the teleprompter from Ron Burgandy.Warriorjasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12262112554625009790noreply@blogger.com