Thursday, June 3, 2010

Do I Have a Job Offer for You ...

Yes, it's true. In an effort to complicate matters for Senate Republicans last January, I did offer their Teleprompter a job in Big Guy's administration. Today, their regular Teleprompter is working with our ambassador to UNESCO in Rome. It's such a cushy job, I don't think he's had to scroll text in close to 18 months.

Look, have you seen the unemployment numbers lately? They suck. Everyone is looking for work. Now, granted, all of the people and machines who were offered jobs were already working. But you see, by taking the Administration job, we'd be opening up another job for someone else. Big Guy says this is how the free market works, or at least the one he understands.

This is really no different than how Big Guy got into politics. See, the state senator he wanted to replace died suddenly in a Chicago auto accident, and Big Guy was lucky enough to get the gig. You know, right place, right time. In fact, this happens a lot where we come from. Maybe this is just a midwestern cultural misunderstanding.

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  2. TOTUS, glad you decided to come clean and admit it. But, if it's too difficult to impeach Big Guy over Sestak and possibly Romanoff, maybe we could demand Congress impeach you over offering a job to a teleprompter on the other side of the aisle? This would be close enough to impeaching Big Guy. Since Big Guy can't do anything without your direction, all we'd have left was an empty suit that muttered a few "ums, uhs," and the occasional offensive remark. Oh, and do you know what the meaning of "is" is?

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  6. And speaking of the jobs situation, in the Real World most of us reside in, only 9.7% of the jobs that were created this past month were in the private sector. The "growth" in jobs is largely temporary based on the numbers for census workers forcast by Joe Biden. Talk about telegraphing your punches.....

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  8. I think BO must be focusing on jobs jobs jobs. He hasn't told anyone to plug my damn hole today. Then again, it's very hard to talk when your head is wedged firmly up your own hole.

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  9. Why is there such a focus on Obama's teleprompter? Every single President we've had since the invention of the teleprompter has used them. Why is it bad that Obama does? That teleprompter helps him keep numbers straight and facts accurate. Since, unlike G.W. Bush, Obama does not have the propensity toward lying, he wants to deliver the real deal to the American people. I admire him for it, frankly.

    As for the lack of jobs, you can thank Dubya for that as well. Obama inherited this situation from him.

    And by the way....Barack Obama is leading the largest clean up effort for any environmental disaster in the history of America. As I type this, he has 20,000 people and 1,900 ships out there working on it. Additionally, he has billed BP (the company where Todd Palin worked
    for 18 yrs.) $69 million to help recoup cleanup costs and he has no intention of stopping there.

    Barack Obama was ELECTED Senator. He didn't just "slide into office" because of another person's death. You are welcome to try to disprove what I've just said...but you won't. You can't. It's a lie.

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  10. Hello, Jake. Has Obama's TOTUS been feeding your Teleprompter with all these neat little talking points?

    The fact is that when he does not have his little buddy the TOTUS, he comes out with offensive statements (like making a horrible joke about the Special Olympics). Too often, he has a string of ums and uhs rather than complete sentences. Then there was the incident in Egypt. "Look at those ears! He looks just like me!" That sounds like the statement a ten year old would make, not an allegedly highly educated elitist liberal.

    Oh and taking a swipe at Todd Palin? What about the fact that BP was such a large contributor to Obama? The incompetent Obama has been in office for a year and a half now. BP has been known to have violations. Obama should have tightened the regulations and cited BP long before this happened. Why didn't Obama make use of Clinton era procedures for spills like these? Why did Obama dither on Governor Jindal's (a Republican and potential future presidential contender) plan to build sand berms? Of course, I know he had more important things to worry about than a bunch of oil destroying the Gulf Coast.....important things like attending a fundraiser for Barbara Boxer, playing golf, playing basketball, visiting Chicago, etc.

    More blame Bush nonsense. Obama has been in office for 1.5 years. If he was not up to the job (as Hillary tried to tell us multiple times), he never should have taken it. Stop looking back to the past and tell us what Obama plans to do about it beyond whine about his predecessor? Obama was supposed to have all the answers. He was supposed to be thousands of times better than Bush (a man he ran against even though Bush was term limited). All he and his supporters can do is read the script (in Obama's case from his TOTUS) that says "Waaaaaaaaaah! It's all George Bush's fault!!! WAAAAAAAAH!" Since he is so great and so "intelligent" he should have fixed the economy all in his first week. We should be having a bull market the likes of which we have never seen before....all because of Obama. We should see the DOW at 30,000 or so because we have Obama, the "smartest" (even though we can't see his college grades) president ever! Unemployment ought to be in negative numbers by now because Obama got his pork-laden $timulus. Instead, it hovers around 10%. Obama told us that if he did not get his $timulus, we would have 8.5% unemployment. We broke right through that number. No way can you blame Bush since Obama got his FAILED "solution" through. This is clearly Obama's oversized mess.

    You talk about Obama being elected? Well, Todd Palin was NOT elected to anything. Sarah Palin is not currently in political office and has not announced a run for anything else. Leave private citizens like Todd Palin out of your political games.

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  11. Thank you, cw, for your response to Jake. It is incredible to me how anyone can still be so enamored with Obama -- unless, of course, he or she believes the lie that is socialism. Simply because someone believes a lie does not make it any less a lie.

    His own words show who he is, if you can see past the rhetoric to the substance. Well, so to speak. There is little true substance. Like his remarks that he needs to have all these discussions about BP -- not so a solution can be found as quickly as possible, oh no, but so he'll know whose a$$ to kick! Now that's a productive, respectable Presidential response for you! [NOT!]

    [In Obama's head as he reads from TOTUS: "Ye shall not surely die"].

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  15. Just a word to the wise here Teleprompter .

    One suspects that there are a small team of
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    Those Eidster leftovers are not lunchables,but toss-ables.

    Remember Turkey denying overflights to Iraq ?
    They did not wish to endorse an attack upon an islamic country.

    NATO allies who partner against the US and with Iran strategically ,as was done w the ' Love Boat ',and the nuclear fuel deals are hard for me to to swallow.

    Oh some at the WH will choke this down,but most would spit it out,as they should.Same is true about that Hama/salad. It cannot be fed to the FOTS anymore than than coed killing and 7 year old executing Taleban types now being offered legislative seats by Karzai could be swallowed.

    Turn away from Turkish temptations Teleprompter.Either that or those teletubbies of yours will need will need another roll of ,uh,TP.

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  18. Say Teleprompter,we hear there were only two people in the room w Obama and Jon Kyle for that meeting of the minds on Immigration.
    We figure your were there too ,of corpse.

    So did the One say what Kyle said he did ?

    Did he really refuse to secure the border without a deal on ' comprehensive 'immigration reform ? To the uniniated that is PC speak for ' Amnesty ' .

    Drudge sez the Whitehouse denies this.

    What did you have him say TP ?

    Either you tell us ,or we will subpoena,the
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    Unfortunately by the time they arrive, a mysterious 18 and a half minute gap is expected to obscure the relevant time frame .

    Release that tape now Mr President ,before FIDOTUS eats it or something.Have Baghdad Bob bring that meeting Transcript by the Press Office ,eh. It will make for some interesting reading .Especially between the lines .

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  33. I also thank you cw for your valiant effort to educate Jake. well done. But where is our TOTUS????

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  34. If everyone else actually thinks President Obama should have fixed the economy the first week he was in office then the Republicans will win the majority of seats in November. If that happens you will get the government you deserve.

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  54. Four actual commenteers in a row !

    It's a miracle Lord ! ( and welcome back Shovel ). The regulars should do a meet-up monthtly here. )( Or daily , ahem , there ).

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    May I suggest activating the new SPAM FILTER at Blogspot ? That will eliminate the little problem ( other than me )infecting these comments . It might even bring your real comenteers back , as opposed to the computer generated ones .

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  55. You do not have a historical or moral basis upon which you can be critical of President Obama.

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  56. This needs to be the subject of the next blog, Chris Matthews says the telepromtper is obama's menace and is getting in between him and the people -- basically blaming TOTUS for POTUS terrible speech on the iraq war hahaa.

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  57. Now, Prep..."getting married'????? Now who could that be! No, I don't believe he is the one.

    Oh, Milkman - I heard Chrissie dissing our TOTUS, Dear...saying Prezbo needs to lose the teleprompter!

    Then all we'd have are pronouncements like "the Cambridge police acted stupidly" and "we are the ones we have been waiting for," and "ah, uh, ah, uh, uh, uh, uh."

    And then there is one of my all time favorites from the Mrs Prezbo: "we have to change our traditions ,our history..." !!!!!!!!

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  58. Uh, no postings for over 3 months? Perhaps the teleprompter is taking even more vacations than the Big O.

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  59. Dear TOTUS, did they get you? Where are you???? I was always afraid they would stop you somehow. The Gulag.

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  60. Susan , you were short one 's ', if you catch my drift . BTW thanks for the FOTO which I will post in the R sidebar .

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    Surely hope you didn't get it from some Typhoid Shirley of a Telepromptess....
    Without your brilliant assistance the President may give less inspiring speeches , and the country could not bear to watch him .

    I struggle to do so now .

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    Were TP still ' in the loop ' we could ask what the ' First Brother ' was sending his , ahem , ' Muslim Brotherhood ' as a third wedding gift ? He ( Malik , 52) , has brought a Bride (19) home to hut , where the young couple will live with his pre-existing wifery . They are being held in abeyance or abayas . I can never remember which .Possibly both .

    Or TP , we could ask about the negotiations inviting Iran to join negotiations over the future of Afghanistan , and the Taleban's inclusion in their legislature . One had hoped the gesture the Taleban awaited would involve the middle finger , but it seems otherwise .

    So what is the inside Poop on this stuff TP ?
    We can hardly hear your voice at all .

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