Trick or Tweet ...

See?  Just personal stuff between colleagues.

From: Abedin, Huma
Sent: October 31, 2012 10:04 PM
To: Clinton, Hillary R.; Sullivan, Jake
Subject: Halloween Treats

 

Secretary Clinton:  I returned the full sized Snickers bars like you requested and got the mini sized ones for the Secret Service to hand out tonight at your homes in DC and Chappaqua. Very sorry about the misunderstanding.  I figured given election time and everything that you’d want to be thinking down the road about those 14 year olds who might be voting four years from now. J 

 

BTW:  look who Anthony is going as tonight when he takes Zain out!!!!! LOL

Oh, almost forgot: look below. Cut and pasted email from Merkel’s foreign policy adviser, what a whiner …

 

Ms. Abedin:  I don’t have Secretary Clinton’s email address (the Foreign Minister says his emails to her State Department address keep bouncing back), so if you can show her this message from our FM and treat it as highly confidential, I’d appreciate it.

 

Just returned from Moscow.  Am very concerned about Russian leader’s state of mind. Seems focused on Ukraine and Baltic states in way that leads me to believe we need to put up a united front during upcoming G-20 meeting and during NATO exercises that both reassures our Russian colleague that we will not provoke him, but also makes clear we will under no circumstance allow him to take military incursions against our regional allies. 

 

In the past your government has, frankly, not been fully engaged in such matters, and the Chancellor cannot make it clearer that she fully anticipates the U.S. will step up in these matters both at the ministerial level and in the Executive Office of the President.

 

 

From: Clinton, Hillary R.
Sent: November 1, 2012 8:40 AM
To: Abedin, Huma; Sullivan, Jake
Subject: Re: Halloween Treats

 

I hate these a-holes who show up wearing Lewinsky masks. There were at least 15 of them last night, and I think some of them were Secret Service kids.

 

Forward other thing to intern to print it out and leave on my desk. I’ll catch up with it when I’m back in the office after the New Year.  And forward to Sid.

 

 

From: Sullivan, Jake
Sent: November 1, 2012 8:44 AM
To: Abedin, Huma; Clinton, Hillary R.
Subject: Re: Re: Halloween Treats

 

H: Sid not cleared.

 

 

From: Clinton, Hillary R.
Sent: November 1, 2012 8:45 AM
To: Abedin, Huma; Clinton, Hillary R.
Subject: Re: Re: Halloween Treats

 

Dropping Sully.  LOL.  MAO.  ###!

I'm Back ... With Real News!

Sorry I've been away for so long.  But we've been busy, what with fixing the Obamacare website, the IRS website, the OPM website, the Pentagon's website ... oops, forget that one.  And don't get me started about Hillary's server.  Actually, I'll get started on the server, since technically, and mean that to mean from a technical standpoint, I have had access to that server for quite some time. Ever since Big Guy ordered the NSA to track Hillary, we've been getting fed all of her email, Instagram and Facebook posts and Tweets.  So as a public service, I'm going to start posting some of the exchanges, if nothing else to put the American public at ease that there was absolutely nothing of national security importance on that server.  Your welcome.

From: Clinton, Hillary R. [mailto:shudabeenprez@clinton.state.com]
Sent: August 19, 2012 07:31 PM Eastern Standard Time
To: Sullivan, Jake; Abedin, Huma
Subject: Hacking

LOL!  MAO! 

I am laughing out loud and my ass is off over this memo on how the Chinese are hacking our State Department servers.  Glad we’re not on those systems!   
 

From: Sullivan, Jake
Sent: August 19, 2011 07:34 PM Eastern Standard Time
To: Clinton, Hillary R.; Abedin, Huma
Subject: Re: Hacking

Ha!  Glad you thought of it boss!

 

From: Abedin, Huma
Sent: August 19, 2011 07:40 PM Eastern Standard Time
To: Clinton, Hillary R.; Sullivan, Jake
Subject: Re: Re: Hacking

 
Me, too!!!  BTW My extra paycheck hasn’t showed up yet and Anthony’s Ashley Madison account is passed due.  Need it ASAP.

 

From: Soleimani, Qassem
Sent: August 19, 2011 07:55 PM Eastern Standard Time
To: Clinton, Hillary R.; Sullivan, Jake; Abedin, Huma
Subject: Fwd: Re: Re: Hacking

 

My dearest Hillary Clinton, I’ve been reading your emails for quite some time and, frankly, they are driving me nuts.  So while this a breach of online hacking protocol, please allow me to note...

Your mis-use of texting acronyms is so annoying that it just reinforces why the west must burn. LOL and MAO simply shouldn’t be used in the way you are using them. And then you just write it out anyway.  WTF?  And your staff isn’t any better and isn't helping by encouraging you.

Also, in other emails you make cultural references from the early 1970s that bring back bad memories of the Shah and his insistence on having Fleetwood Mac cover bands at his dinners. you know how that ended.  Out of respect for those of us who to read all this crap, please stop.

BTW: those selfies you send Huma of you trying on yoga pants are why we won’t negotiate a nuclear deal.

And Huma, with all due respect, TMI. And ick.

Feel free to call me on my cell should you need additional guidance.  Cheers!

 

Maj. Gen. Qassem Soleimani

Iranian Army of the Guardians of the Islamic Revolution, Quds Force
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