Sunday, December 27, 2009

TSA All the Way

Naturally, between his swimming, biking, gift-opening, long walks on the beach, contemplative time for photo ops on the shore at sunset, eating, reading the comics, playing with the kids, playing with Bo, reading me, naps, and shopping, Big Guy is focused like a laser on national security right now.

His main concern is this story we've been hearing about out here in Hawaii about this fellow from a foreign land who tried to blow up a plane. Big Guy was on the phone with Bruno, his head of Homeland Security, and she/he said that everything was under control and that everything had worked according to plan. 

And by plan, he/she meant fooling this African fellow - who by the way has no ties to our Administration whatsoever, just in case anyone cares to read the authoritative background check we did on him before we took a deep sigh of relief - into believing he'd successfully gotten passed our security net to bring highly explosive underwear on board an international flight, and then put our super-secret civilian patrol on duty to take him out mid-flight. Big Guy said that didn't sound like much of a plan, but as Bruno said, it worked just fine. And she was right.

Big Guy said it was amazing what Americans could do when government got out of the way and let them protect their lives and future on their own terms. He said he wished they'd do more of that every day here at home.

Unfortunately, something tells me that's exactly what they're going to do, oh, in about 11 months.

19 comments:

  1. TOTUS, Dear, will the new TSA rules prohibit underwear? Bless our chilly little hearts and bottoms!

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  2. Or will we be going through naked in a new take on 'transparency'???

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  3. Please tell me that Mr. Nigeria's "member" was burned off.

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  4. Does the Big Guy know that when someone asks about his handicap, they are asking about Bruno and not his golf game?

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  5. Annie, if it wasn't, I hope the doctors circumcised him... for medical reasons of course.

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  6. Hmmm. Thermite circumcision. Might catch on.

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  7. Did anyone bother to tell this dolt what equipment would be needed for entertaining 72 virgins? What's funny is that I can't imagine any western male strapping an incendiary device there.

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  8. Ellen, my thoughts exactly. No western person, male or female, can get into the mindset of an obviously male person who has no regard for God's gifts by aiming to blow them up first. Even the Messiah, at this point, must be completely baffled. Though, of course, he will side with Islam should push come to shove, he being like unto God and all.

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  9. Why not have one list that says if you are on it, your Visa into the US is automatically denied and you do NOT get onto a plane headed for the United States. Who are we afraid of offending here? The bad guys? Seriously? How about we stop playing one move behind the bad guys (being reactive) and actually be proactive in the protection of our nation? TOTUS, can we get that line worked into a speech?

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  10. 'Big Sis' said the system worked like it should. She ought to have said that a few foreign passengers got heroic and prevented a disaster. There was nothing that 'Big Sis' and her gang did to effect a safe outcome here. And, 'Big Sis,' I'll bet you're biting your nails right about now, wondering whether you and Obama will be as 'lucky' with all the other 'bombers' that the first one declared were right behind him.

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  11. I believe 2010 will be a disaster for Obama. All this 'dithering' going on with his 'social engineering' and wealth-redistribution' experimentsnwill prove to be his undoing. He is being seen as paying mere lip service to what matters most to people: jobs and security.

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