The White House in its effort to be transparent posted all of the salaries earned by folks working here.
Toes and Gibbsy are making the max at $172K? Someone needs to call security, because we've got some major theft going on here.
Perhaps the worst is Jon Favreau, you may know him as the guy who always plays the fat schlub to Vince Vaughn's sleek, smart character in the movies, and now plays the fat, schlubby director of speechwriting to my sleek, smart technology. He's earning $172K, too!
Me? I'm talking to payroll. I want to get my salary routed through the Defense Department, because I deserve combat pay for putting up with these people.