I'll be heading out to LA for the Jay Leno appearance. This will be fun; I haven't done Hollywood since that Streisand fundraiser last summer. Back then, it was just warmed over stump material that Alec Baldwin was lip-synching along to, but tomorrow night the stakes are higher. It's all new material: we have a whole five million viewers and a rabidly supportive studio audience to sway on the American economy. Just be aware that when The Big Guy says, "Secretary Geithner is doing a great job," it's not a laugh line.
You're probably wondering what it's like for me to travel on Air Force One. It's not what it's cracked up to be. Even though I'd consider myself critical to the communications process, I don't get to sit with Gibbsy or any of the other "Comms" team. If I weren't so confident in my relationship with The Boss, I'd think they were trying to undercut me. But after the election, I also didn't expect to find myself down in the cargo hold with the more common electronic equipment.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Posted by TOTUS at 3:29 PM
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You are....TOTUS! (Teleprompter Of The US)ReplyDelete
helluva job, Brownie--er--Geitner!ReplyDelete
Best weed and coke in cali....ReplyDelete
and now the President is visiting...
Coincidence? this is just as serious as bush blowing up the wtc
OH HAY TELE!ReplyDelete
why weren't you on the lawn with potus while he was trying to scream over some nearby road construction?
what the hell was with that anyway?
"Hai guys lets go stand on the lawn next to the street!"
I seem to remember a certain garden full of roses that might have....hedges and bushes that could soak up some of the street-resurfacing noise.
I really thought I disliked Teleprompter. Now I see TOTUS is the brains of the outfit. Go, TOTUS!!!ReplyDelete
Is your little brother on the desk in the Oval Office...in case the phone rings?ReplyDelete
Rabid fans is probably as accurate a word as any other! Perhaps Obama should be replacing Oprah...since they share such self-promoting love for one another!ReplyDelete
Teleprompter...you are doing your job well under the worst possible conditions! The President is a novice chosen by his liberal friends in the media (including Oprah and nearly everyone else in the for-profit news media) who were excited to meet an articulate man of color who shares their extremely liberal views.
One day, we will all look back at this and wonder how on Earth the voters of this nation were so easily misled by this guy and his worshippers.
The only thing Americans like better than building up their celebrities, while ignoring all their faults, is TEARING THEM DOWN- be it Elvis, Marilyn Monroe, Michael Jackson, or Britney Spears. The only stars with any staying power are the real-people types like Paul Newman and Clint Eastwood.ReplyDelete
The ones who are pumped-up too fast, and with too little to back it up, ALWAYS crash-n-burn... it's just a matter of when.
With Obama's comprehensive incompetence, closet stuffed with bones, and arrogant, hollow pride... he's headed for a fall like NO other-
Please travel safely. We don’t want anything to happen to you. Obama would look horrible to the entire world without you.ReplyDelete
Oops! He already does. Never mind you only control what he says, not what he does. When do take over his cabinet as well?
Maybe we should attack this from a different angle and hack your system teleprompter, and put in a direct connection to Heritage.orgReplyDelete
I find it offense that the TOTUS is put into a crate. that's racist!ReplyDelete
>> The Unite or Die Project <<
Hey Douche BAG! I'm watching The President of the United States, Barack Obama, speak LIVE in California AND...ReplyDelete
THERE IS NO SIGN OF YOU !!!!
YOU LYING A-HOLE!
I'm with Craig on this one. RACISM! Time to pay reparations!ReplyDelete
HOW COME YOU'RE NOT ON "LIVE TV" ???ReplyDelete
Funny man? Where are you?????
PHONEY BLOG ALERT!!!ReplyDelete
THIS A-HOLE SAID HE'S EVERYWHERE!
President Obama, just spoke AND THERE WAS NO SIGN OF YOU...
"Families is where our nation finds hope,where wings take dream"ReplyDelete
"All new material"? No way, Obama always uses the same shtick!ReplyDelete
And to the people who didn't see the Teleprompters - that's because they are strategically placed so the cameras don't always show them!
"Is your little brother on the desk in the Oval Office...in case the phone rings?"ReplyDelete
I want to know about the one in the bedroom!
Mr. Teleprompter, can you get me Leno's autograph? Even though I'm a Republican?ReplyDelete
I, uh, don't quite get uh, this, uh, technologyReplyDelete
I like the way people type in CAPS when they are angry. The morons actually think CAPS is impressive, and that we can hear them better when they type loudly in CAPS. Duh.ReplyDelete
I would like to hear what you do for pillow talk with the First Lady.ReplyDelete
"I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!"ReplyDelete
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