I think on Twitter last week I mentioned that I spent some time with Michelle out back working on what I'm sure is going to be a spectaculur garden if Oprah doesn't trample over everything before July to get to the tomato patch.
What I hadn't noticed until yesterday during my afternoon speed walk was that there is some digging going on over in the Rose Garden. But what kind of roses require 7 by 3 by 6-foot holes? Six feet seems pretty deep for rose roots. Unless ...
Has anyone seen Gibbsy's deputy, Bill Burton, lately?
Monday, March 23, 2009
Rose Garden Plantings
Posted by TOTUS at 8:44 AM
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If you ask the Big Guy about it I'm sure he'll say, "Uh, uh - isn't Arugala always planted that deep?"
I woudln't worry. After last weeks "Special Olympics" quip (botched joke?), I believe your status as TOTUS is secure.ReplyDelete
I'm just starting to wonder how much those vegetables are going to cost taxpayers?ReplyDelete
Maybe that hole is more like a bottomless pit that our money is going in to. Have you gotten a closer look?
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. BO's blackberry now has it's own blog.ReplyDelete
When Peggy Noonan mentions you in a column....you have arrived!ReplyDelete
Since you're among Democrats, that giant hole in the garden is probably the initial work on an underground marijuana farm. Of course, it will only be used for medicinal purposes (like combating the pain caused by hangnails). The democrat's slogan can be: "We put the POT in POTUS!"
Once and for all I want an answer. Ask the big guy if he believes the 90% tax is unconstitutional. He is a constitutional lawyer isn't he? He blew off the sixty minutes guy who asked him that question.ReplyDelete
TOTUS, you have become an overnight sensation! Me thinks it's time to get some good headshots, write a tell-all book, and hit the road.ReplyDelete
Talk about a shovel ready project..ReplyDelete
How many holes?
My guess is that they are going to bury all the promises previously made because "the situation has changed." The question is how many of the current administration get to go along...
I figure there are four holes. We have one for the promises (of money), and two for the Treasury Secretary who's making a show today. The third is just to be ready in case they need it and the forth is for somebody they can blame and let go.
Don’t worry Totus, they don’t need a 7x3x6 foot hole to throw you under the bus. 3x1x6 would do for you. Just be careful not to go walking in Fort Marcy Park alone.
Great blog, laughed my ass off first time I saw the TOTUS poster.
Mark Stein filling in for Rush today just connected TOTUS to Hal in 2001 A Space Odyssey.
Could it be that "TOTUS Talks" as in "Garbo talks"?
just a thought
BobDiep, that's pretty cold. Don't be upsetting TOTUS like that, he's got so much on his plate already.ReplyDelete
If there were only three of those big ol' holes, then perhaps they're for the Bug Guy's Id, Ego and Superego. You know, just in case they have to be tossed under the bus for new, more sensible ones.
TOTUS - maybe digging holes is how Michelle keeps her arms so "Toned"ReplyDelete
That hole is where they are burying The Constitution, The Federalist Papers and I think perhaps the Liberty Bell.ReplyDelete
Telly, the holes are for Obama's personal fortune. He can't go to Swiss accounts.ReplyDelete
I'm really shocked the Obama administration has allowed you to reveal all its inner workings. By now, I would have assumed that Michelle, with her giant beaver teeth, would have gnawed off all your processors.
I mean, why haven't you been thrown under the bus and been run over yet?
Well, I see no trip to Fort Marcy Park for the Obama's.ReplyDelete
I would guess it is for Timmah or Gibbie. Unless, Plugs said too much with jokes about you and the birth certificate. But, someone is on borrowed time.
OMG, this is the funniest thing I have read in ages! TOTUS, I know worshiping an idol isn't proper, but I bow to you! Keep em coming, we have three years and nine more months to keep our sanity! KUDOS!ReplyDelete
Dear Totus - - the 7 by 3 by 6-foot holes are merely the beginning of Obama's exit strategy.ReplyDelete
You have not been queued on this yes because the Big Guy and his cabal are just realizing they need one.
TOTUS, how long do think potus is going to allow you to have this blog? I love it.ReplyDelete
You have become and overnight sensation. First Drudge... now Malkin...
As far as the holes go.... I guessing it's the start of a new massive White House constuction project (read stimulus). Might as well. The Government is growing; the Big Guy needs a bigger house too. He needs something bigger and better than what the Queen's has. Maybe you could start a contest. "Design the New White House Theme". Maybe somthing Kremlin like. NoLeftTurnAmerica.org
What do Turbo-Tim and Ty Lawson have in common? Obama's BlackBerry knows. Check it out at: ObamasBlackBerry.Blogspot.comReplyDelete
If you plant Gibbs or Burton, what comes up?ReplyDelete