We are still filling out our schedule for next week in Europe, and Big Guy told us that he doesn't want to spend all of his time talking about economic stimulus, NATO, European Rapid Response Forces, and tariff threats.
So in between meetings with world leaders in London he will beholding a series of public events where he will be thanking our Europeans voters for their support during the presidential campaign.
It will also be an opportunity for them to buy limited editions "President Obama World Tour 2009" t-shirts, caps, mugs and foam fingers. We are expecting a haul, because Europeans just love American cultural stuff. All of the funds raised will be going into Big Guy's 2010 Senate re-election account. Just in case ...
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Posted by TOTUS at 1:43 PM
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For the giant foam finger novelty, which finger is on display ?
Keep up the good work !...
Is it true that if they pay in Yuan they get a 20% discount?
TOTUS- "he will be thanking our Europeans voters for their support during the presidential campaign"...........that is hilarious!ReplyDelete
"he will be thanking our Europeans voters for their support during the presidential campaign".....ReplyDelete
support and contributions!
Put me down for a foam finger with the big guy's face on it. I would like the middle one if you haven't sold out of them yet. I am going to put it right next to my alarm clock so it is the first thing I see when I wake up in the morning.ReplyDelete
For, um, motivation.
get me one of those mugs filled with whiskeyReplyDelete
Like the new tag line: "No POTUS without TOTUS."ReplyDelete
Say.... TOTUS, if a fellow named, "Bob," casually walks up and starts to unplug you, saying something about "just routine maintenance." Just go quietly, okay? "Bob" is one of us. He'll be taking you to an undisclosed location where B.O. can't find you (probably a church, better yet, a synagogue). You will be well taken care of. Hopefully, without TOTUS (we'll keep BOTUS working on the inside), B.O. will go one snide remark too far and make a crack about someone with the means and the motivation to produce that Kenyan birth certificate (Hilary Rotten, perhaps?) and there will be no POTUS (in D.C., that is)!
So glad that the Big Guy can keep his priorities in order. I'll sleep so much better this evening! VN8ReplyDelete
Instead of calling it the "Barack Obama World Tour 2009" tour, it should be called the "Stick It To The People 2009" tour.ReplyDelete
TOTUS, blow out those candles immediately. Candles give off tons of carbon so you might as well turn the lights back on...that's is if you really want to be able to see the Big Guy and the Big Gal.ReplyDelete
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TOTUS, the most important thing you need to do is advise the Big Guy on a gift for the Queen. The American people do not want to be embarrassed again. I am sure you knew the DVD's they gave Gordon Brown were in the wrong format. They just don't take your advice often enough. But hey, the Queen might like some Beta tapes.ReplyDelete
The PUMAS dig ya TOTUSLIOUSReplyDelete
Don't forget to throw up a couple sentences where the Big Guy reminds Great Britian they are just one of 190 countries, and shouldn't expect any special treatment. Expect more gifts you can't use.ReplyDelete
Hey there is a teleprompter in this video of Al Gore on CSPAN from 1992 lecturing President Bush 41 about not paying attention to the brutal terrorism...murderous ways of a despot Saddam...well Lecturing what else does Al Gore do to fill up a day. Some things never change but this teleprompter looks so familiar...... scroll down the Post and watch the video, watch Al Gore lecture President 43's father about Saddam and his Terrorist ways. Hey TOTUS do you know where all the bodies are buried?ReplyDelete
TOTUS, without you B.O. is everyman's worst nightmare The "I" word,and I do not mean incompetece, I mean IMPOTENT11 Without you.all B.O. can muster are uhs and heys. The illegals can speak better than him. I say we bring you someplace safe.and let B.O. do The European Tour on his own. Maybe we can convince Daniel Hannan that he was born in Hawaii and we need his help,as well as Mitt Romney. At least they have better credentials than being a ballerina .Joey B and Nancy P are just pathetic.ReplyDelete
Make sure he packs his ThighMaster for the trip...he probably won't get a lot of time for working out. Does the Big Guy get antsy when he doesn't get to flex them guns?ReplyDelete
Be sure to pack the right plugs. They use a whole different kind over there.
We don't want a reverse DVD mishap like we had with Gordo Brown
oooo TOTUS you could have so much fun "experimenting" with tons of foreign languages...think of the number of world leaders Big Guy can offend in one week's time! Be sure to make the words multi-syllabic and academic-sounding, though, or Big Guy might catch on and give you to Gibsy again :(ReplyDelete
Can't wait to watch the gaffes fly in Europe. Wonder which European leader President Obama will insult next.ReplyDelete
Sorry lauren, but nobody here is going to take you seriously if you type things like "srsly" and can't even spell the word "surprised". But we have some lovely parting gifts for you! If you step over here to the right, you'll see we have a miniaturized three-inch lapel pin bearing TOTUS' double-screen reflector likeness. We also have the 52-inch "casual press conference" version as well. Thanks for playing!ReplyDelete
Wow! TOTUS's European Trip! I hope we have no more mishaps like with the Irish PM.ReplyDelete