Thursday, June 4, 2009

Following Up on Cairo

We're still basking in the Muslim adulation of Big Guy's speech, which went over exceedingly well.  Well, except for the the lack of applause in appropriate parts, by which I mean, after every sentence.  Man, what a tough crowd.  But CAIR absolutely loved the speech back home.

I thought the 2 to 1 proportion of "Holy Koran" to "Bible" references was totally appropriate. After all, the U.S. is one of the largest Muslim nations in the world now that Big Guy is has made it hip to be a MINO(Muslim in Name Only), you know a Muslim without the effort or the really cool explosive wardrobe.

It turns also turns out that most Muslim politicians don't use teleprompters and were surprised by the technology.  Up until now, most of them thought my screens were just really small bulletproof shields.

60 comments:

  1. "explosive wardrobe" ... TOTUS you are one hilarious (and accurate) teleprompter.

    Your daily inside views into the President's routine is fantastic. I never miss a day. Thanks for giving us this exclusive access to the inner circle. I bet the state run press wishes they had this kind of access.

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  2. Nice job TOTUS ... I really thought it was historic.... he showed us he can really "scroll like an Egyptian" ... did you soundtrack the Bangles on your hard drive for Barry's "read"?

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  3. Totus, will he let you wear the BLING that was given to him? That thing was so ugly. I thought big guy gave awful gifts but this topped him. His speaches are too LONG. Cut him off after about 20 minutes. An hour of BASHING AMERICA is tooooooo much!

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  4. TOTUS, Dear, do you prompt him when a word is scrolling that he should put an "authentic" pronunciation to...like "the koran" and "Pak-eee-stan"?

    And, oh, the ears looked REALLY big today...maybe some more Max Factor to blend them with his face? But that's not your job,is it?

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  5. Who gave the President the "7 million Muslim Americans" number he cited in his speech today?

    Then, Senior Aide Valerie Jarrett immediately went on an interview on Fox News and claimed it is "8 million."

    But according to the Pew Charitable Trust study (from 2007) the number was only 2.35 million.

    http://pewresearch.org/assets/pdf/muslim-americans.pdf

    So let's say the number is now up to 2.5 million.

    How did that suddenly become 7 (or 8) million?

    TOTUS, is the POTUS trying to out "Biden" the VP-OTUS?

    That is the question!

    http://trochilustales.blogspot.com/2009/06/is-he-trying-to-out-biden-biden-here-is.html

    What gives?

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  6. Trochilus, you're only counting 50 states. Big Guy told us that there are 57...

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  7. hese are the numbers ACORN are putting together for the big guy. They are still evolving if you will. Tomorrow, 'prompter Totus will probably receive word from the head nut at acorn and tell BrarckO that the actual super-secret, extra crispy, usada, afl-cio, fda fcc, census dictated numbers are 9994410023556 kilogallonons mcBillion decaillons thousand and one.

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  8. Shaun...

    After the census...we will be 350 million muslims...and 63 states

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  9. Don't you love the way O says "Moos-lim"? Isn't he dreamy? gag.

    Yep, his ears looked larger than usual and in some parts of his speech he actually looked a little stressed. (TOTUS, did you maybe scroll a little too fast? Or was the print too small?) Maybe Big M has him on a diet. Remember, during the campaign last year, she said during an interview that she made him wear suits one size too large because politicians fare better when they "look lean and hungry". Hey, she said that, I didn't. And did you notice, he was waving his hands around more than usual while he blathered on and on and on ...?

    I think the purpose of inflating the numbers of Moos-lims in this country is a tactic he is using to encourage more Americans to join the cause. I mean, EVERYBODY is doing it (becoming Moos-liim). Besides, the liberals always inflate numbers when it suits their purpose - like saying that there are "47,000,000 Americans w/o health insurance". That's only if you include the illegals that Pres O-Blame-O intends to make citizens by the end of the year.

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  10. This is absolutely hysterical! Love the "really small bulletproof sheilds" comment at the end.

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  11. MINOR CORRECTION Shaun: Barry said he had campaigned in 57 states, but his staff wouldn't let him go to Alaska or Hawii ... that's 59 total states Pre-ACORN-census

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  12. MINO - Bwah ha ha ha ha! Absolute hilarity, TOTUS! No wonder he does so good with the comedy! He has the funniest teleprompter on the planet! They should have chosen you instead of Conan to replace Leno.

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  13. Totus, he may have been including the millions of POTENTIAL Mooslims, residing in the various prisons stateside.

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  14. If you enjoy Barack's Teleprompter, check out Biden's Bunker!

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  15. Ooooh. Just heard that Biden has a new R&B band. VP-OTUS Day & the Knights. "VP-OTUS - my man!"

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  16. ....Yes, ha ha, as Trish said, the potential FUTURE moos-lims who WILL be proselytized by the GITMO terrorists who will be given free trips to US jails(hopefully in IL, MA and CA).

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  17. its really helpful blog and have good content

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  18. Dewey in Detroit - You're forgetting that BO will make sure that the 60th state will be wherever he was actually born, thus making him legit. :o)

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  19. TOTUS, what's with the moooostache? A sneak
    preview of the beard to follow??

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  20. TOTUS:
    They loved him so much, why don't you just leave him there? JoeyB could get the hang of reading your screens, think of the fun.

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  21. betsy at 12:05 PM . . . wait, but whose beard would he be?

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  22. This would be funny if you were able to write as well as Obama speaks impromptu. The idea that Obama's teleprompter would speak at a far lower level of diction and ideation than his natural speech patterns, much less his actual prepared remarks, makes your little attempt at humor a bust.

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  23. I think Doug just secured himself a cubicle in the West Wing.

    Makes me wonder though, what about an Obama Tele-Impromptu device?

    Actually, I think B.O. has used it on occasion. It must have scrolled mono-syllabic utterances such as "uhh, umm, errr . . ." This was of course quickly followed by brilliant impromptu utterances of "spreading the wealth," "57 states," and my personal favorite, making fun of Special Olympians. Yep, Doug, quite a sharp tack you worship, there.

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  24. TOTUS, I'm surprised that they didn't know about teleprompters. I was certain they had their own TOTJAC (Teleprompter of the Jihad Against Crusaders).

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  25. Doug Sharp at 12:29,

    When you say:

    "This would be funny if you were able to write as well as Obama speaks impromptu . . . ."

    You must have meant performances like this!

    Or, maybe you meant something like this?

    No, wait . . . this introduction has to be what you were referring to, no? Sec'y of Defense William Gates.

    Oh, no. I found it! Here is what YOU meant.

    Right? Thought so!

    Hey, Doug, know what else is really, really funny . . . going on website threads and correcting peoples' spelling. It is laugh a minute, I'll tell you what!

    That's when someone else will post a really funny "BEWARE OF DOUG!" sign.

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  26. Now I know why the U.S. isn't a Christian nation; it is a Moooooooooo slum nation.

    God help us.

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  27. Greg J, while I was putting that little montage of links together, you got the point across . . . I like your idea of the Tele-Impromptu device.

    Good one!

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  28. Some help for your satirical craft:
    http://www.themillions.com/2009/02/diagramming-obama-sentence.html

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  29. “Obamas Islamic, Muslim, Magic Carpet Ride” at Disneyland was shut down today by Israel because the ride has been trying to cut off the heads of innocent Americans and Israelis.

    (Drum Snare, ring shot)

    "Stand up Chuck, God Love ya!!!"

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  30. i guess the next thing this ignorant imbecile will say is that Muhammmed (whatever) discovered America

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  31. MelenaX:
    Ya, he pretty much lied his ass off about all that. My blood boiled at his apology for the Iraq qar. We are still fighting it. Our men and women are there right now, he is their commander in chief. What must they have thought and felt when he said that? Why is the cry of treason by our own president not gone out?

    That was treason. What the hell is going on that it is not called treason??

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  32. Doug Sharp:
    Please move to China.

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  33. High crimes and misdemeanors - the story of Barack Hussein Obama

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  34. MelenaX I wanted to also say good louck to your son.

    My nephew, a new marine, goes to Afghanistan this fall. His sister my neice goes into the marines next week, and my step daughter goes into the navy this fall. My husband did not go to Iraq with his unit because he injured himself but also because he is retiring, 30 years army. I am an AF vet myself, as was my Dad, and my son also.

    Congratulations for raising such a son. If you are not already, welcome to the military family tradition. And God bless and keep your son!

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  35. Doug,

    Thought I'd pass on an impromptu reminder from Iowahawk, with a little bit of additional choice material for your diagraming pleasure.

    And, there's certainly more if you'd like!

    Have fun!

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  36. TOTUS...let us know if Big Guy is getting the hang of not eating anything with his left hand. That's probably a tough one, being that he's lefty...is Rahm feeding him?

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  37. Hey bettyann - kudos to your Marines and military family. You've helped keep us safe and free. My son says he'll probably end up in Afganistan if hes SF interview is delayed or postphoned.

    My brother was the youngest Major in AF history; he flew the fighter jets, and was stationed in England for a time. He's retired now and works at US university.

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  38. Hey Trochilus,

    Thanks. I'm way too lazy to go through the effort that you did. Well done!

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  39. Yes Trochilus, very well done.

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  40. Yes, it was ah, um, er, ah ex, ah ex oh, excellent!

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  41. Greg J,

    Way too much time on my hands, I guess . . .

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  42. Trochilus - thanks for the Iowahawk link. Too funny. He's SUCH an eloquent speaker... not.

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  43. way too funny...my favorite post yet!

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  44. This is hysterical -- for years I thought they were small bullet-proof shields. Posters, keep it up -

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  45. Loved the Iowahawk bit. TOO funny.

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  46. Mr. President, don't get too full of yourself over that person who shouted, "WE LOVE YOU!" That was Brian Williams.

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  47. Was one of those cited Koran verses the one about killing the "infidels?".................

    GO INFIDELS!

    An "infidel" and proud of it.

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  48. Ha, kimosabe (a.k.a. Lone Ranger), good one. LOL.

    Yeah, Brian Williams ..... sitting on Chris Matthews' shoulders.

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  49. Well, if Brian Williams is sitting on Chris Matthews' shoulders, he better hope Chris doesn't get that "furrowing up" his leg or they will both go "all fall down!"

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  50. Sorry.

    I forgot to issue the obligatory "Olbermann content" warning.

    It won't happen again.

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  51. i was impressed with the necklace big guy got totus, any bling for you?

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  52. Way to go, Trochilus. You do us FOTUS's proud with your EXCELLENT and thorough comments. Way to slam dunk, boot through the goal posts, and wipe the floor with "Doug" of the "impromptu" gas.

    TWO THUMBS UP!

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  53. You know, I think as a WH insider, TOTUS should address the Evan Thomas, ""he's sort of God" comments.

    Frankly, I'm not prepared to wait for Bob Woodward's latest book to come out, on the supposition that he will sufficiently address the adoration factor within the White House itself.

    Rather, Bob seems to be focusing on some nanny and sex scandal.

    Some are no doubt wondering if that was what the whole "Jackie Norris" mess was about, given that it seemed to crop up out of nowhere.

    But the diety talk is just so out there -- it has to be affecting attitudes in the White House. And if they are believing it -- as I suspect many of them are -- we're all in big trouble!

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