Monday, June 22, 2009

You Stick Your Left Hand In ...

Big Guy and Toes sat down to look at the X-rays for Hillary Rodham Clinton, the assistant to Secretary of State Dick Holbrooke. We were all a little nervous that because she was rushing to an official briefing that Big Guy and the federal government might be exposed to some kind of OSHA workplace lawsuit. Apparently the Clintons are known to be litigious.

But it appears everything is going to be fine. The surgery to insert went well and it was a clean break. As Big Guy pointed out, her broken right elbow means that she'll just have to use her left arm a lot more over the next few months, which is all good since going left is preferred in this Administration

18 comments:

  1. As least she go you treatment before the Big Guy's new health plan goes into effect! Otherwise she might be on a long waiting list.

    John's Space

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  2. The initial plan was to just trip Her Thighness, then BHO would ask her "Did you enjoy your trip? (wink, wink)" (he is such a comedian). Just a subtle little hint to get the message across to get her to stay on message (BHO's message) about the protests in Iran. As someone said earlier, they couldn't go after a kneecap like they do back home in Chicago, too obvious. As it were, the elbow was just an added bonus, a "lucky break". Whatever - it worked! Put her out of commission and effectively shut her up. Also, it seems to have gotten Joey B in line, too.

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  3. I think she is safe as far as the new Health Plan goes - Congress has already written in an exemption for themselves and all Federal employees.

    As always, they take care of their own.

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  4. I bet Bill is glad HIllary can't use her right hand . . . for more than one reason.

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  5. Here's the greatest part...Hillary gets a chance to be a sympathetic figure and to become...THE POSTERCHILD FOR OSTEOPOROSIS!! Oh, how much good she can do for all women. Can't wait for her to get on the road with inspirational talks for women suffering bone loss all over the world...Oh, wait...she's supposed to be talking about foreign policy...

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  6. Hey, BHO will be ok with her talking about women's health care issues. He has put other people in place to do the actual Secretary of State duties. She doesn't actually DO any of those things. The only reason he made her Secretary of State was to get her supporters off his back. And remember, it is always wise to "keep your enemies closer", right?

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  7. SPEAKING OF OSTEOPOROSIS: All of you out there who are older and wondering about how Obama's changes to our health care system will affect you. It appears that Tom Daschle said (way back in February) that "health-care reform will not be pain free. Seniors should be more accepting of the conditions that come with age instead of treating them." That means the elderly will bear the brunt.

    From an article in Bloomberg New:
    --- Medicare now pays for treatments deemed safe and effective. The stimulus bill would change that and apply a cost-effectiveness standard set by the Federal Council.

    The Federal Council is modeled after a U.K. board discussed in Daschle’s book. This board approves or rejects treatments using a formula that divides the cost of the treatment by the number of years the patient is likely to benefit. Treatments for younger patients are more often approved than treatments for diseases that affect the elderly, such as osteoporosis. ----

    LINK TO THE ARTICLE IN BLOOMBERG NEWS:
    http://tiny.cc/Ehl42

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  8. It's good to know Mrs. Clinton will make a full recovery. Political enemies are one thing, but people getting hurt is never good.

    I am curious, however, if the doctor had any difficulties applying human physiology to repairing her claws...

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  9. If the Assistant SoS is advised not talk about bone loss, perhaps instead she could speak on the subject of Brain Loss in her talks to the Obots of the world.

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  10. Shaun:
    She never had a funny bone anyway. As for her claws, I just don't see them. She's beaten, washed up, and her face looks like a melting road map. I just wish she would come out of the closet. I wonder if she would shed another tear for herself at that time. Because life must be very difficult married to the world's most famous philanderer, be a closet lesbian, plus have your ass handed to you by an egoistic JERK like the Obamination. Oh yeah she is the great enabler of jerks.

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  11. And you called ME mean the other day! LOL

    Hey, its nothing that a little Botox won't take care of (the melting road map). But I do think she has been effectively declawed and defanged (and neutered). At least for now. I seriously doubt that she is down and out for good. The woman is too evil. As for being married to the world's most famous philanderer, she can always play up the "poor little woman who stood by her man" excuse to to her advantage (with her supporters only, of course). And I'm sure she just is waiting to come out of the closet until just the right moment to cash in on the notoriety, the sympathy, the ... whatever! How does this sound: Not only is she the first WOMAN POTUS, but she is the first GAY WOMAN POTUS. By 2012 it will probably be much more acceptable.

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  12. Lefty broke her elbow on purpose...

    She is looking for a way out...
    (PC has her hands tied)

    Her posture could use a flag pole and a American Flag.

    Obama speaks in Koranic Tongues to the world..
    Hill and Bill are Americans, Democrats, Liberals, not Muslims...

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  13. [Jamie said] "BHO would ask her, 'Did you enjoy your trip?'"

    (and continue)..... "See ya next fall!" Bwah, ha, ha, haaaaaaa! Now get on that plane, loser. I won."

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    The triage mentioned in that Bloomberg article is creepy stuff, Jamie. Thanks for the heads up. BTW, Oregon is already doing a lot of that.

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    [Betty Ann said] "She is the great enabler of jerks."

    Ha! Good one. :o) And a lifetime member of the Mutual User Society.

    From the looks of things with Big Mo and D'oh!, I'd say they joined M.U.S. long ago. That Empty Suit will stay in the closet, but, come on. Don't ask, don't tell! (wink, wink, nod, nod)

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    Free USA! Good to see you again. Now, if HarryIHaveaGift f.n.a. Barry's Used Cars would appear, we'd have a regular reunion going. :)

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  14. "If you see her comin' better step aside. Lotta men didn't and a lot of men died.
    One fist o' iron and the othern' o' steel.
    If the right one don't getcha,
    then the left one will."

    Let's just see what ol' Hill has tucked up her left sleeve. Something to pull out in, oh, say, January, 2012?

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  15. TWW...thanks, had a family emergency and had to be gone for longer than I anticipated. Was having so much trouble posting to this site, {plus having little time available for it) I wasn't able to post - but still visited and read the comments as time allowed. Great posts, all.

    You are always so thoughtful and considerate
    of everyone's comments here, and it is greatly appreciated. Plus your great sense of humor and insightful comments make my day.

    I too have thought of BUC and wondered what happened to him/her, and miss the witty posts.

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    Hil and Bill still have a lot of power, are still raking in big bucks, and doubtless are working hard in the background to enhance their sphere of power and influence. But Hil has probably been neutered, at least for the time being, and is facing a tough and ruthless competitor if she plans on campaigning in '12.

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    Loved the 16 tons bit, and for sure the Left one is out to get all of us.

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  16. Thanks, FreeUSA! What a cheek pinkening compliment -- thanks for making MY day.

    Sure hope the family emergency is over and resolved happily, or, at least, peacefully. Sorry to hear that you were in a distressing situation.

    Yeah, heh, heh, "that one," the "Left one," is out to get the U.S.A..

    Re: posting -- a lot of people have had that trouble. Wish Blogspot.com would update their software... .

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