Thursday, June 11, 2009

Shovel Ready

Big Guy and Toes are kind of nervous about all the appearance of all this stimulus spending that's going on, so Big Guy won't be going to many groundbreakings for road and bridge projects, even though we expect they will all be named after him.But more important, Big Guy doesn't want to be seen wearing any goofy hats.  Between the ears and those big hardhats, showing up on construction sites just wouldn't look good for him.

That's why we're sending Joey B out around the country for groundbreaking ceremonies. In fact, he's going to be in both Pennsylvania and Kansas today. Now, some people would look at these projects and think they are roads to nowhere.  And they'd be right.  But they are roads with Biden on them. Which for the White House - and America - is the best place for him to be.

33 comments:

  1. "In fact, he's going to be in both Pennsylvania and Kansas today."

    Any chance that will be at the same time?

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  2. Your last two sentences got me! I love you, Totus.

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  3. ahh totus as big as joey b's head is i don't know if they can find a "hardhat" for him either!!!

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  4. Joey B would be best attending to sand castles for his groundbreaking ceremonies.

    Actually, that sounds incredibly fun...would I be able to join him? lol

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  5. I'm not so sure anymore. Maybe Biden *would* have been the better candidate.

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  6. TOTUS, this is a disaster waiting to happen.

    You know Joey B is going to say something stupid like "why are there 5 guys watching that 1 guy shovel over there?"

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  8. Hey TOTUS, I betcha if the Big Guy had to dig a hole in a shovel ready construction site atmosphere. He would be lost unless he used you for a shovel. You scroll the instructions on how to dig a hole, while Obama refuses to understand what real work is...

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  9. IGWTnm,

    Toes' ears just perked up! Any time you mention shovels, holes and digging it whets his appetite for action. Memo to Blago and Burris avoid Chicago. Toes' may have plans.

    I have been giving this Czar Czar appointment a lot of thought (The person who will oversee the Czars who are overseeing Big Guys' pet projects). Since The Car Czar self admittedly knows nothing about cars, then Joey B who knows nothing about everything is the perfect fit. Once again, the Peter Principle personified. Yea Team!

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  10. Hope they build a road to Atlantis.

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  11. The only ground-breaking Joe Biden should be doing is inside a sandbox.

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  12. TOTUS:
    What a good idea from mouthpiece! They never did find the fountain of youth, or the city of gold. Scroll JoeyB up a map - I bet he would get right on it and never never ever ever come back. Ever.

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  13. Are you suggesting that BO’s ears influence policy ??? Maybe that’s why he’s not opposed to EARMARKS

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  14. Maybe if they dig deep they'll find some gold to back all the dollars they're printing!

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  15. They're good at digging holes. Just look at the hole they've dug our economy into... and they just keep digging.

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  16. I have photos of you (or your cousins) from the event in KS today...

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  17. Hey TOTUS:
    Here's a perfect example of what happens without the aide of a faithful teleprompter. This is a disgraceful display of human audacity and I hope you are keeping a close tab on our Messiah.

    http://howobamagotelected.com/sarah-palin-interview.asp

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  18. TOTUS,
    You made Rush's show again today! I hope you liked your visit to Green Bay. Funny he didn't bring you in February when the temp was -20F. Did you visit the Packer Pro Shop at Lambeau Field?

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  19. Actually, he probably doesn't want to show up at too many construction sites because 90% of the workers will most likely be illegals. (Remember, they took the "no illegals" amendment out of the flim-flam-us bill.)

    I love you, too, TOTUS! Keep on keeping us informed.

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  20. This site makes me smile in an otherwise frightening turn of events in our country.

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  22. Speaking of Shovel Ready Projects...

    There is a MOLE digging America into a hole.

    Freedom of Speech will drive the MOLE out of it's hole.

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  23. TOTUS, sorry you did not take my advise and make big guy tell what he thought of Dirty Dave Letterman Who Sexualy Harrases Young Girls. Surely he thinks this is important since he has two young girls. Or is he ignoring this because it's SARAH PALINS daughter.

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  24. "But they are roads with Biden on them."

    So Crazy Uncle Joe is now reduced to competing with roadkill!

    I guess I choose the skunk.

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  25. per Oscar Wilde (I'm sure he was speaking of shovel-ready projects) -

    Cecily Cardew: When I see a spade I call it a spade.
    Gwendolyn Fairfax: I am glad to say that I have never seen a spade.

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  26. Those flippin' shovel ready jobs cost me my job this week. Continual bidding, we didn't get any, so I lose my job. My bosses may well lose theirs at the end of the year.

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  27. Nice, Janice.

    Wilde hung around with a fellow or two who were a lot like B.O. as shown by lines like this:

    Gwend. From the moment I saw you I distrusted you. I felt that you were false and deceitful... . ***

    B. Hussein's self-Importance makes him scorn the thought of ever Being Earnest. :D

    Wouldn't Oscar Wilde have had fun writing about the pompously audacious Barack Hussein Obama. LOL.

    Something like this perhaps.....

    "Barack Hussein Obama, the Nubian of dubious origin, sailed into town under the power of his own wind, afloat on the billows of his ego. He thought deep thoughts. For instance, 'That is a coal mine.' He said deep things. For instance, 'Ocean.' He believes he is Our Savior, as so many other lunatics have done. And, like many other such lunatics, the people madly follow, streaming onto his barge made of straw, now fast sinking beneath their dead weight.
    Quick! Someone untie the mighty Obama's barge from the dock that is our nation, before he takes us all to the bottom."

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  28. Susie Q, that is hard news. Things look pretty bleak right now, I expect. Chin up, kid. Something really good is going to come out of this for you.

    The wait "between jobs" (I read advice to say that instead of "I'm unemployed") can be a looooong time (I know from firsthand experience), but, it will end.

    In the meantime, hang in there. Enjoy some "down time," rest, eat well, spend time with people who value you. Do a project you've wanted to do but never had the time for. And take good care.

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  29. Wonder if ol' Barry uses the "between jobs" numbers to pump up the number of jobs he has "saved"?

    I'm sure that part of the bidding process entails a check to see if the owner of the company donated to a Democrat campaign last year.

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