Monday, June 1, 2009

Jimmy Carter: Peanuts or Just Nuts?

Big Guy is getting ready for a big trip the Middle East, and former President Jimmy Carter has been calling us incessantly looking to meet with us about the trip. He claims to have some "insights" into the matter. Rahm is warning Big O not to take the meeting, in part because the former President might want a photo-op with us, and no one this early in a Presidency wants to be pictured with the man many consider to be the worst President of the 20th Century ... or any century. 

This is why when Big Guy hosted the living past Presidents earlier this year, he made sure when the cameras snapped that he was between the two Bushes and not between the ass-grabber and the failure. 

Another reason we don't want Carter in the Oval?  He picks all of the green M&Ms out of the bowls and pockets them, and those are Big Guy's favorites.

28 comments:

  1. You're right...Jimmy Carter doesn't want to be pictured with the man many consider to be the worst President of the 20th Century...or any century. LOL :)

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  2. If you enjoy Barack's Teleprompter, check out Biden's Bunker!

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  3. What would it take to get me into a FM hybrid?

    The Fraud's resignation, and everything he's said and done rescinded dating back to 1990 and upt and including to 2014, that he never have any input or any kind of role in America.

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  4. Carter is just plain Mr. Peanut brain at this point ! The big O will try to listen to him they think alike !

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  5. Jimmy Carter is, and always has been, a joke. He is undoubtably the worst President in our history. But he was ineffective and didn't harm us nearly as badly as BO is doing. BO isn't the worst - he is the MOST DANGEROUS. Right now, Jimmy C is looking pretty good.

    As for Jimmy volunteering to provide insights into this latest apology tour to the Middle East, BO just may consider it. Jimmy can grovel with the best of them. And BO will probably appoint Jimmy as his special envoy to IRAN! After all, Jimmy has a special connection to Iran. He allowed them to hold American citizens hostage for a very long time. I'm sure that they remember that and appreciate it, too. But then again, maybe BO may be thinking about using Jimmy to negotiate another deal with NK. He was so effective the first time.

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  6. Green M&Ms? TOTUS, now I know your conspiracy theories are getting out of hand. There is no way that something like M&Ms would be served in the Whitehouse. Maybe it would be more believable if they had a white truffle or Wagyu Beef M&M.

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  7. Jimmy probably wants to go along and make amends for his heritage. He also wants another chance to vilify the US for everything from DDT to Dr. Pepper

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  8. BO probably hoards the Knipschildts for himself and the First Not-a-Lady.

    Mere M&M's they leave for the hired help----I mean, the company.

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  9. M&M's in the white house? Surely BO (or Stinky-as I like to refer to him), would have Belgian chocolates in the Waterford crystal candy bowl.

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  10. TOTUS:
    You know very well that the green one's are W's.

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  11. And if you eat enough of them, you can fly.

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  12. between the ass-grabber and the failure...hee heee hee....that's pretty funny TOTUS...

    NOW...with all the candy choices available to the Big O...you would think he would give up the M&Ms and go straight for the "snickers"...you know...are they "snickering at me" or "snickering with me"?

    Snickers anyone????

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  13. I vote for just nuts! I agree with Jamie, Jimma IS looking pretty good right now.

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  14. TOTUS, true, many consider Carter our worst, but BO's best friends consider Carter our greatest. What is the international apology tour but BO prostrating himself before freedom's foes because of the US moves that have occurred SINCE Carter? And what is he promising our enemies but a return to Carter policies? - which are as memory serves, destroying wealth and placing ourselves at the mercy of our enemies. Failure is not achieving your goals. Carter succeeded wildly. And BO will too, if you can get on board with him.

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  15. Yeah, "Jimma," is how to say, "Jimmy," in BO's fake-ghet-toe. Lord, is he obnoxious when he lapses into that?!

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  16. Bringing Jimmah along might be the thing the big ZERO will do..... to make himself look smarter -- strike that -- LESS dumb (to use one of Dope's favorite adjectives, as in, it was "dumb" to liberate Iraq).

    He's got Jobiden and Giggly. At the rate Dope is producing gaffes (yeah, that Constitution was written 20 centuries ago, Barry, uh huh), it looks like he'll need another dope to flesh out his "look smart by comparison" strategy.

    He's got Big Mo for his "look reasonable by comparison" strategy.

    Giggly actually doubles -- he's also part of D'oh!bama's "look black by comparison" strategy.

    Carter could also double as part of the "F.D.R. and me are similar" strategy [Carter looks A LOT like Eleanor Roosevelt].

    The "Lincoln and me are similar" strategy just doesn't seem to ever get off the ground -- too many history buffs out there shooting holes in B.O.'s hot-air filled puffery by firing off FACTS.

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  17. Eleanor and Jimma! Oh, my aching head!

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  18. huh totus i would have thought carter liked the m&m's with peanuts best... go figure... and good luck crossing the atlantic this week, we don't want to lose you like we did that air france flight!!!

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  19. Yeah, TOTUS----but we know, if the jet goes down, it will all be GW's fault.

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  20. Hey, Susan, here's another head trip for you ;)....... SCOTUS nominee Sonny Boy is Hugo Chavez in drag. Uh, huh. (wink)

    Notice how Sonny doesn't smile, just bares his teeth in a snarl, eyes narrowed, coldly calculating. His voice is mighty deep, too.

    Well, we'll just see if we end up with Hugo Chavez on the SCOTUS.

    Please, God, say, "No."

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  21. TWW:
    No need to beg the Good Lord. Just say thank you for all, and be of good cheer. There be Another in charge, no matter what we do. And that's the real truth.

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  22. Regardless of what you think about Jimmy Carter as president, he certainly is the worst ex-president ever.

    John's Space

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  23. Thanks for the exhortation, Betty Ann. Good advice.

    "Great is the Lord, and greatly to be praised... ." [Psalm 48:1]

    God does want (amazing!) a relationship with us, though. So, we must bear in mind that sometimes, we "have not, because you ask not." [James 4:2]

    What an incredible mystery is God's providence and sovereignty co-existing with our free will.

    I can't explain it. I just accept it and (in my better moments) smile and say, "Great is the Lord."

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  24. John of John's Space -- THAT WAS YOUR BEST COMMENT SO FAR! LOL.

    Way to go. :D

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  25. TOTUS, I am considering leaving my husband to be with you. I love you!! :)

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