Sunday, June 21, 2009

Today Show Interview Part 5

What do you do when you are not at work? Hobbies?
SINCE THE JAY LENO INCIDENT, BIG GUY AND I NO LONGER REGULARLY BOWL. SCRAPBOOKING TAKES UP A LOT OF MY TIME SINCE SKEET SHOOTING MAKES THE SECRET SERVICE NERVOUS.

Sometimes you appear to disagree with what the President has said. How do you handle disagreements?
LIKE ANY PETULANT, HIGH-RANKING GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL. I LEAK TO THE MEDIA.

What has been your favorite moment so far?
WHEN DAVID GREGORY MISTOOK ME FOR A FEMALE PROMPTER AND ASKED ME TO DANCE.

We are getting some feedback on Twitter that you are not really the teleprompter, but that you are part of a vast right wing conspiracy?
I THOUGHT THAT WE SHUT DOWN HILLARY’S TWITTER ACCOUNT.

We could also use some help on when is the economy going to get better?
JUST A GUESS -- OCTOBER 1ST 2012.

Do you ever worry that he is going to stop using you?
LOL!

13 comments:

  1. This made me smile, thanks Totus:

    Sometimes you appear to disagree with what the President has said. How do you handle disagreements?
    LIKE ANY PETULANT, HIGH-RANKING GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL. I LEAK TO THE MEDIA.

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  2. Hey, TOTUS: have some faith, buddy!

    Maybe, with a lot of prayer and work and honesty, the Republican Party can get its act together in time to get elected LOTS of real conservatives into office in 2010! Miracles can happen!

    Hopefully they'll get to work in time to undo BO's "economic strategies" that are tanking the economy even further with higher taxes and debt.

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  3. OOPS! I almost forgot:

    Thanks for posting the part of your "interview" that wasn't included in the final edit, TOTUS----because I couldn't make out the few words that showed on screen.

    As they did with Governor Palin, NBC left out the best parts of the interview!

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  4. How hilarious...the Today show is worried about Big Guy stopping his use of YOU? They should be worried that he's going to stop using THEM...didn't he sign up for an infomercial with ABC instead of NBC? And with everything Olbermann's ever done for him...

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  5. It is disgusting how BO has the msm fighting over him. They are all SO in the tank for him.

    About that skeet-shooting .... that probably isn't the wisest pastime to partake of with the likes of Toes, Gibbsy, etc. And remember, these folks play rough, gansta style. We wouldn't want to hear of any tragic "accidents". Just be careful and watch your back TOTUS. You are getting a lot of attention these days and I'm sure many are jealous.

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  6. On an earlier post TWW mentioned some quotes by Martin Luther King. A man who led a lot of peaceful protests that were met with the same "normal riot control methods" (BHO's description) being used by the Iranian government to handle the protests. Its funny how BHO likes to link himself to MLK, seeing as how MLK was a Republican, according to his niece, Dr. Alveda C. King - http://www.nbra.info/MLKWasARepublican

    National Black Republican Association website:
    http://www.nbra.info/

    Lots of interesting reading on their site.

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  7. BO is just like Thomas Jefferson, who snipped out of the Bible any scriptures he found objectionable. What an ego! Similarly, BO craves the popularity of ML King and Reagan, but deletes mentioning what he absolutely finds deficient: their truly profound religious faith in God (not themselves), and their conservative economic and moral values.

    NOT LIKE BO AT ALL!

    I swear, TOTUS, it would be enough to keep BO completely happy, if he could just keep swinging his head from You to You, reading what you scroll and glaring fiercely.

    He's a complete fake and bore. (Well, he can write, but he only expends the energy when it concerns how "great" he is....)

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  8. Telepromptress was there cruising the room ?
    Not w Stormy again I hope.
    They are harder to seperate than Bo's parents.
    Regardless of her prior occupation,Bo has no right to refer to her as his bit,,,er,nevermind.
    I still think he is too young to prove his superior breeding.Hopefully those ghostwriters she shares w Aunt Toonie will brush over both of their youthful indiscretions.
    Fact is I wouldn't "dance"w either one without a raincoat and even then I recommend keeping
    a few spare punctuating points in stock.......
    OT,BTW team,TY all.
    Contact at gmail if desired.

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  9. That last answer is hilarious! LOL!

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  10. [Jamie quoted] "normal riot control methods" B. Hussein O.

    Mmmm, hmm.

    No siree, Bob. Usn's is fo sho not gonna get mixed up in that family squabble. Yes, Ma, ah kin here that woman sobbin' cuz her husband is beatin' her agin. Now you just git back from that winder buhfor they see you lookin out. Don't want to meddle in other folks business. What's fer dinner?

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