Monday, June 8, 2009

Mirror, Mirror ...

I don't know who this woman was who decided to show up in Paris looking more beautiful than Lady M, but I hear she's now working on her tan at a U.S.-government-operated resort in the Caribbean.

Indefinitely.

73 comments:

  1. TOTUS, this begs the question:

    Who in Paris is NOT more beautiful than Lady M?

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  2. That was sly, Totus. That just proves you do know everything.

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  3. I believe that is Carla Bruni, First Lady of France; who happens to be a model and singer.

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  4. Watch your back around Lady M, TOTUS...

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  5. Definitely Carla Bruni.

    Zowweeee - now that's a look. Kudos to the photog.

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  6. WOW!!! If looks could kill. You think that M is jealous because Carla Bruni looks like a woman and not a man?

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  7. This is precisely why Judge Sotomayor and Pelosi both have a perpetual fake smile.

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  8. TOTUS:
    Now now, I don't think she's TRYING to be ugly. It's effortless, really.

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  9. Me!Me!M!cHEll is a poster hag for burkas.

    shave her head and put a $600 downpayment on a decent Taiwan wig; burn her tackyass, ill-fitting (well, to be fair, it's difficult to fit an ill-formed, angular body) wardrobe, and her to Extreme Makeover. she couldn't come out any worse...

    gads, the French model is gorgeous; even with somewhat large ears, she's gorgeous... She has more class in her cute nose than MO and BHO together.

    and to think, evil monkeyface respresents American women

    I have never seen such raw, naked hatred and open jealousy directed at anyone as is shown on MO's horrible hag face. Does she have any idea how much uglier this makes her?

    evidently not...

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  10. Is that part of the hope and change we're supposed to be having?

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  11. MelenaX:
    Is she really looking at her? I thought she might be looking at a misbehaving kid. Yikes. Talk about emotional scars.

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  12. yep, she's looking at the French model; MO's beady little eyes are practically swivelled to the back of her skull

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  14. and I'll bet her daughters look right back at her with the same hateful glare learned from mommydearest -- WHOA! double whammy!!

    imagine those genes being continually passed down

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  15. DAMN! that is all i can say....oh, and i am glad they aren't pointed at me.

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  16. It looks like she might be looking behind them. Then again, some people just have a perpetual scowl brought on by years of practice.

    Funny, she looked quite cheerful going to NEW YORK for dinner with the hubster on the taxpayer's dime. She's in PARIS...she should be happy and enjoying herself. Me, I'll never see Paris.

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  17. She is definetly giving Carla the evil eye. We should have a caption contest. Just what was Lady M thinking at that very moment in time? Hmmmm.

    After seeing this, I think I know why BO requested a food taster at that dinner with his loving spouse.

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  18. @Jamie...that part about the food tester made me LOL. :)

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  19. "Who in Paris is NOT more beautiful than Lady M?" --- LOL!

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  20. TOTUS,
    who beat that hoochie momma with the ugly stick? I wouldn't touch that with your extention cord! Man, I think I'm going to be sick.

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  21. This picture is on Drudge, without any accompanying story. No doubt about it, the picture says it all.

    No, no, Mia, Michelle isn't looking behind them. She is looking AT Carla and the photog caught Michelle at just the right moment to catch that look. The moment when she dropped her guard and let her true feelings shine through. I guess the picture slipped through before they could destroy it (or at least airbrush on a smile - kinda like the way they airbrushed O's picture to make him more tan and bulk up his shoulders for that magazine cover). And of course she was happy in New York. She was the center of attention. All eyes were on HER.

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  22. She's wondering what she might look like with a Micael Jackson nose.

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  23. No doubt expressing her disdain for the ex-President Francois Mitterand's denial of permission for U.S. warplanes to fly over his country on their way to Libya. "The refusal upset me," wrote Reagan in his memoirs, "because I believed all civilized nations were in the same boat when it came to resisting terrorism."

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  24. none:
    Highly doubtful. She's wondering if Carla waxes her chin hairs, or has had laser surgery. She, herself, is still shaving you understand.

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  25. none: I know for a fact that that refusal cost the life of an American AF pilot.

    you won't hear about it in the media, not even back then; I long hated France for that.

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  26. MelenaX:
    Sarkozy's speech to congress greatly aided my own forgiveness.

    http://www.nysun.com/national/speech-by-president-sarkozy-before-congress/66054/

    France under this man would have allowed passage, I believe.

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  27. The First Wookie was not at her best...

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  28. Michelle hasn't looked the same since the gender reassignment surgery. At least she appears well-shaven in the photo.

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  29. Apparently, Sarkozy doesn't share the Obama's deepfelt belief that America is a "dowright mean country" and to blame for all that is wrong with the world. Hence the reason why Obama turned down the Sarkozy's dinner invitation. What would they talk about during dinner? They have nothing in common. What would the ladies have to discuss? Beauty secrets? (LOL) Besides, after seeing that photo, everyone now knows that Michelle really isn't all that fond of Carla.

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  30. Man, if looks could kill...Carla must have more expensive shoes on...

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  31. ...and I'll bet they don't look as obnoxious as Michael Obama's green tennies.

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  32. One of those ladies ate cassoulet.

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  33. Hmm. That explains Sotominor and Napoleonitano. Wife picking the receptionist.

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  34. You didn't vote for Kris Allen - Gal you
    don't know nut'N. Trash white gal.

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  35. Are you her suggesting that since most cassoulet recipes contain BEANS, that Michelle has a bad case of GAS and that is why she is glowering? You know, you might be right. Michelle does seem to be leaning over a bit. And it may be why Carla has her nose stuck up in the air - she is trying to catch a breath of fresh air. ;)

    Sorry. I had to say it.

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  36. If it's true that the eyes are the "mirror to the soul," then all I can say is...YIKES!

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  37. Apparently the French forgot to give MO her morning rat to bite the head off of. And of course, then they put a truly beautiful woman next to her, so that even Baba Wawa can't gush about how 'beautiful' MO is.

    TOTUS, you need to get MO's new secretary a note: MO can only appear next to Helen Thomas, Madeline Albright, Hillary Clinton, etc. No more beautiful women. And to be safe, no more kind of attractive women...

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  38. Helen Thomas is a woman? I thought Helen Thomas was a drag queen. Maddie Albright will only make MO look more like an Amazon.

    Hillary - yes! good choice. Have MO walk next to Her Thighness and get a shot of them walking away together and MO might (just might) look a little slimmer in the hips.

    And please, PLEASE, someone tell Hillary to stop already with the pastel colors! OMG. They didn't look good on the campaign trail and they sure don't look good now. Especially since she has aged 10 years since the election Or did her Botox wear off prematurely? Don't tell me that she used that "Facelift in a Jar" stuff again.

    How about NO women? Use men. Put her next to Larry Summers or George Soros next time he drops by to give Barry some policy advice. Keep her away from Rahm, the little pixie man. You know MO hunches over more around little people like Rahm.

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  39. Oh and I just thought of someone else - that guy Bruno! There's someone MO can hang around with to make her look more feminine.

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  40. Actually they'd look more like a tag team match on WWF: The Twin Beasties...Are they Men? Are the Women? Are the just transgender??

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  41. You know Michelle looks just like my Basketball teams coach if Coach Robinson Had long hair, and tits.

    Go Beavs!!!

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  42. MO looks like a much larger clonen of my P.E. teacher in high school (showing my age now). And THAT woman had chest hair in addition to her chin hair ... it was really creepy.

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  43. TOTUS, you heard an erroneous rumor: even BO can't banish the wife of a head-of-state. Tough beans for BO and MO.

    MO's eyes seem to be tanking immediately to her right, directly at Carla, not anyone else. To be fair, Carla might have said something vicious----so I wonder which woman is the Itch-with-a-B.

    This, after the gracious Laura Bush, who has Not One Glare of any kind, on any record.

    Please, God, not more than four years.
    If that.

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  44. Jamie,
    Go Girl!(Sex assumed though corretable if I am incorrect: Go Guy!)
    Be careful. The security agencies have little to do now other than to track you down, send you to GITMO, and make you cough up all your personal and political affiliations.
    This picture tells all we need to know. Thank you Drudge.

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  45. I've seen that look before (I am a married man) and I would not wish that on anyone.

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  46. First Lady O looks very dangereuse.

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  47. "A dirty look is a dirty look"--this coming from my left-wing boyfriend. Amusing, though to read the outrage from people who support the Obama's; the usual rant about how this is a racist issue, she wasn't even looking at Carla
    at all (like the Obama WAS NOT BOWING.) Oh, how they howled. A picture is worth a thousand words.

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  48. Next month's glossy cover picture of
    O magazine??? Don't think so, being the
    best first lady evah!!!!

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  49. [just before photo was taken....]

    Big Mo: What was the big idea, sending us down here IN A MOVING VAN while you took the limo?

    Ms. Bruni (tossing head): There was not room in the car for both your feet and the driver.

    Big Mo: And how'd you fit those elephant-sized ears in?

    Ms. Bruni looks straight ahead, nose in the air. Silent.

    [Click!.... and the rest is history....]

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  50. Hey, The Rubicon, Big Mo DOES look a lot like her brother the basketball coach..... just after his wife called out, "It's time to leave for church, honey."

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  51. Actually..... the conversation just prior to the above photo went something like this:

    Big Mo: Why didn't you stand up when my husband came into the room this morning?

    Ms. Bruni: Why should I? I am a lady. He is a man, no?

    B.M.: Barack Hussein Obama is like God. You should bow to him and, at the least, rise when he enters a room.

    Ms. Bruni: I will not bow to an Empty Suit who speaks English worse than I do.

    [Click!]

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  52. You know, folksssssss, this whole situation with the Con Man in Chief et. al. is like having your T.V. stuck on the Sci-Fi channel. Every day, every show, is wierd, or spooky, or bizarre, or incredible, or ridiculous.

    Somebody fix this crazy thing!!!

    Whoa. Screen just went black. Reader of the Free World went out back to have a smoke so the windmills in my town stopped turning. So, no electricity.

    BTW, the fantasy-science trolls don't like how their windmill farm chewed up so much GREEEEEEN around here. So, they're all going out tomorrow to paint the windmills green. Using lime Kool-Aid.

    Got lots of that stuff sitting around. They drink it morning, noon, and night, i.e., as Craniac's number tells you, 24/7.

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  53. Well, TOTUS, I too liked Sarko's speech til he turned into a Global Warming Weanie toward the end.

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  54. Heh. Antipathy.

    Sorry, it was begging for the treatment.

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  55. Michelle was so jealous of Carla's alabaster skin that she summoned Michael Jackson to give her his skin-whitening "disease."

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  56. Actually, if you concentrate on Carla's expression, it is the look of a woman maintaining very close control over her facial muscles, so as to seem as stony as possible. Because the only alternative is to appear as completely miserable as she feels.

    We can safely conclude the first lady of France did not enjoy her time with the first lady of the U.S.

    Probably because Michelle feels self important, being married to God and all.

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  57. Take a line, like the side of a piece of paper, and put it agaisnt the photo. Line MO's eyes up with Carla's.

    There is not any way in hell that bitch is not giving her the evil eye.

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  58. Obama beach.
    It's not just about his wife anymore....

    (Sorry, Lord; I just had to....)

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  59. Okay, I repent; we don't know if Carla had just made a snotty remark, causing MO to glare at her; I've read that Carla is a piece of work, too. However, MO as First Lady must learn to control her temper: if fuming within, smile anyway.

    I so appreciated how Laura Bush blithely let cattiness roll off her back, and never once retaliated, by all accounts. In this big world, and with all her travels and interactions, that shows how magnificent she is.

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  60. Remember when Chirac kissed Laura Bush's hand? She was so cool about it, even though you could tell she was MORITIFIED! No telling what Michelle would have done.

    Carla probably said something in French and since Me-shell doesn't understand the language, she ASS-umed that it was a disparaging remark. (she was probably correct in that assumption).

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  61. Carla probably asked Me!Me!Me!cHell Man-Monster how many lovers BHO has, and if any of them were French.

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  62. Maybe MO was speaking, and Carla simply ignored her. Totally. Which would tick MO off.

    Maybe MO dared to look so negative in public, because she thinks she can get away with it. (*sigh*) Four years, please not even that, Lord.

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  63. Someone forgot to tell Carla that Michelle is "the new Jackie O"!

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  64. I think its that BO told her one night that he thought she looked sexy when she had that "dark and uh, um, uh .... mysterious" look on her face, but she misunderstood him to say "dark and menacing" ....

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  65. All I hear when I look at this is "I see your true colors shining through" but ONLY that line of the song, LOL!

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  66. Michele is thinking, "You skinny white bitch ..." and the look on her face could peel paint.

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