Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Alive and Well

I'm sure some of you have seen the footage of Joe Biden's speech today, where after the wind has knocked a Teleprompter screen over, he said, "What I am going to tell the president when I tell him his teleprompter is broken. What will he do then?"

First, it wasn't me.

Second, we don't bother giving Joe a real Teleprompter. It's just two screens that plays "Tom and Jerry" cartoons on a loop.


  1. Joe Biden on Clarence Thomas:
    I think that the only reason Clarence Thomas is on the Court is because he is black. I don't believe he could have won had he been white. And the reason is, I think it was a cynical ploy by President Bush.If you enjoy Barack's Teleprompter, check out Biden's Bunker!

  2. Big-O embarrassed by his "Blind Justice" gifts to Sonia Sotomayor! See the story at: ObamasBlackberry.blogspot

  3. TOTUS:
    Thank God you are all right. But what is Joey B going to do without his cartoons?

  4. Would Sonia Sotomayor be the first racist on the Supreme Court? Maybe the KKK could come to her for decisions based on empathy instead of the law.

  5. Whew. There for a minute I thought TOTUS was no longer in charge and we'd get that dope smoking, wedding ring on the finger POTUS running things.

    Secure the teleprompters!

  6. How does Uncle Joe rate Tom & Jerry cartoons? He should have to suffer through Spongepants Squarebob. Now THAT'S torture!

  7. Can Joe distinguish between Tom & Jerry cartoons and reality? Should the Secret Service take a look at his part in the accident?

  8. "that dope smoking, wedding ring on the finger POTUS " [mouthpiece]

    ROFL!!!! :D (C: "O" Love it!


    Madj? Are you stuck in a house with a SP-SB fanatic? Go into a back room..... care--ful--ly... sh-u-t -- the -- door..... and go out the window. You are being tortured. Get out while you still can!


    @ Matt Maul -- excellent research!


    "Throughout my life I've often found truth embedded in the lyrics of my favorite records. At Yale, for example, I'd listened often to "Smiling Faces Sometimes," a song by the Undisputed Truth that warns of the dangers of trusting the hypocrites who "pretend to be your friend" while secretly planning to do you wrong. Now I knew I'd met one of them: Senator Biden's smooth, insincere promises that he would treat me fairly were nothing but talk... ." [My Grandfather's Son, Clarence Thomas, at 236 (2007)]

    [Further, Biden's poor grammar and all...]

    "I called the Judiciary Committee cloakroom, and after a brief wait, Senator Biden came on the line ... 'Judge, I know you don't believe me,' he replied, 'but if any of these last two matters come up, I will be your biggest defender.' *** He was right about one thing: I didn't believe him." [Ibid. at 248]


    I recommend the above book. An amazing story of a wise, courageous, gifted, man.

  9. [Ed said] "Can Joe distinguish between Tom & Jerry cartoons and reality?"

    Say, now.... you've got a good point there. I'll-just-betcha....Joe took a swat at that TP with his light saber. No doubt he would have been trying to save little Jerry. Biden identifies with the little guy, ya know.

  10. Bwahahahahahahaha! Did Tom catch Jerry? Inquiring minds wanna know!

  11. wow I am glad it wasn't you, but i figured you were too smart to go with him
    he can't read anyway can he ??

  12. HEY, HEY! We were mentioned on Sean Hannity's Show! You're truly famous now, TOTUS!

  13. I saw the clip of the VPOTUS at the AF Academy today and he looked like a man who really did not like his boss..."What's he going to do without it?....(BG and his t-prompter).

  14. Just for saying that, just for today, anyway, my hat's off to Joe Biden.

    "What WILL he do?" [now that B.O.'s TP is broken]


  15. BHO will strip Joey boy down to his skivvies and use an erasable marker to write his speech on all that white skin, front and back, and down earh arm.

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  17. TOTUS:
    In the interest of posterity, could you have a talk with Joey's B's plugs about that blog we suggested? A bird's eye view and all that.

  18. TOTUS: I Have been responding about Biden within for quite sometime now..

    Although Joe is a life long “Dummy”crat, and is probably seeking some kind of health care reform for his special interest cronies, it think that’s ware it ends. We all know Joe is a goof, but he seems to be the only person who can poke shots at Obama and actually get away with it at the moment.

    I honestly don’t think Joe envisioned that his job as VPOTUS was going to be a bizarre Hitchcock, Twilight Zone episode.

    I think Joe is genuine in his affection for America and the American people. He is letting us know that he is NOT a radical.

    Joe “Bam Bam” Biden is Americas safety valve. He will help bring the administration crashing down, all over the hot asphalt, while BHO and his heat seeking corruption gets soaked into the truth seeking Grounds.

  19. I am sure he enjoys Baby Huey the best....


  21. Joe? Is that YOU?

    So......... why exactly do you think the demolition of Yankee Stadium is on point?

    Oh. You say it's what (as per InGodWe's comment above) you're going to do to the Con Man in Chief and his pseudo-administration?

    Sounds great!

    Watch out for H. Rotten, though, as she thunders up the street past your house to file a motion to vacate the Nov. '08 election results. If you don't step aside, she'll knock you head over teakettle. And you don't need that, now do you.

  22. HA, HA, HAAAA!

    Just read my comment above again and noticed a fun typo. :D I wrote "SP-SB" instead of "SB-SP" turning that creepy little cartoon character into Sponge Pants Square Bob. Heh, heh.

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