Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Promises, Promises

I guess some people are annoyed that Big Guy chose not to release all of those photos of terrorist abuse in Afghanistan and Iraq.  They claim that Big Guy is breaking his promise to the American Civil Liberties Union, among others, that he would release the pics. Now people are saying they will hold Big Guy accountable.

Well, boo hoo, and get in line, people. Big Guy promised me months ago my own room here in the resident and look at my situation. Besides, it's not like any of his campaign promises were ever eteched on my screen.


  1. B.O. also said, "I was furious," about the Scareforce 747's joyride over Manhattan at 1,500 feet recently.

    And Caldera "resigned."

    This time, D.O.[pe] Justice will take the heat and refuse to call off the photo-attack on America.

    "I'm furious," B.O. will intone with an appropriately indignant scowl.

    I guess the best we can hope for is that at least it might result in the "resignation" of Eric Holder. Oh, yeah. He's black. Can't fire him. Oh, well.

  2. Amazin' when the shoe is on the other foot!

  3. RE: the ACLU and the NEA and ACORN and the like.....

    They are just discovering that their mascot isn't as domesticated [and that Kenyan never was] as they thought. All that training, from Reading a Teleprompter 101 to How to Walk Like a Straight Guy just isn't sticking.

    They've got a renegade mascot on their hands.

    [What kind of animal is that mascot? Oooh, I dunno...... a ssssnake, perhaps?]

  4. Liberals/progressives won't ever "hold BO accountable" because:
    1. He's the best they've got, and
    2) They don't want to face the consequences; read about Rahm in a previous thread.

    Well, well----guess who just sent me an email? Did any of the rest of you receive this epistle? I don't recall signing up to receive these notes (ack!):

    (On top, the White House SEAL)

    Good afternoon,

    You are receiving this email because you signed up at My staff and I plan to use these messages as a way to directly communicate about important issues and opportunities, and today I have some encouraging updates about health care reform.

    The Vice President and I just met with leaders from the House of Representatives and received their commitment to pass a comprehensive health care reform bill by July 31.

    We also have an unprecedented commitment from health care industry leaders, many of whom opposed health reform in the past. Monday, I met with some of these health care stakeholders, and they pledged to do their part to reduce the health care spending growth rate, saving more than two trillion dollars over the next ten years -- around $2,500 for each American family. Then on Tuesday, leaders from some of America's top companies came to the White House to showcase innovative ways to reduce health care costs by improving the health of their workers.

    Now the House and Senate are beginning a critical debate that will determine the health of our nation's economy and its families. This process should be transparent and inclusive and its product must drive down costs, assure quality and affordable health care for everyone, and guarantee all of us a choice of doctors and plans.

    Reforming health care should also involve you. Think of other people who may want to stay up to date on health care reform and other national issues and tell them to join us here:

    Health care reform can't come soon enough. We spend more on health care than any country, but families continue to struggle with skyrocketing premiums and nearly 46 million are without insurance entirely. It is a priority for the American people and a pillar of the new foundation we are seeking to build for our economy.

    We'll continue to keep you posted about this and other important issues.

    Thank you,
    Barack Obama

    P.S. If you'd like to get more in-depth information about health reform and how you can participate, be sure to visit

    This email was sent to xxxx.

    The White House · 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW · Washington, DC 20500 · 202-456-1111

    No way that EVERYONE agreed with BO to put out this health care reform bill....

  5. TOTUS, I forgot to commend you! I apologize! No doubt you grow weary of everyone's ignoring your ESSENTIAL contribution to the "success" of this administration.

    How about loading some smiley-face icons on your screen this week? The economy is tanking again. Thanks!

  6. TOTUS:
    Perhaps they don't have a room to meet your outlet needs? Should they change their minds I suggest a nice sandy shade for the walls, with mohaghany details in the furniture, and peonies.

  7. Mountain Mama! That was one big load of donkey dung!!!!

    Seriously, thanks for keeping us informed. I'm sorry your "Inbox" was invaded by that skunk.

    Whew. That was pretty sickening reading (what I read of it).

    Just checked my Inbox. Nothing but something from: Hopey's Drugstore ........ Free Steer Manure with your next purchase....

    Hmmm. Come to think of it... I think I DID get the same e mail you did......

  8. Did not know you still bunked w FIDOTUS.
    Hope he doesn't chew your 'tail' while you recharge.As for those 'promises',they are really more like promissory notes that have been cashiered already.
    Speedy delivery of the 'promised' goods and services will go to the best tippers.
    As for those photos ,they were rumored to contain embarrassing info.For instance it is
    thought that not all of the "torturers"
    were honkies.Also,an Albright monogram was spotted on those 'torture' implements.
    Although many have yet to notice the difference tortures involving power tools and manual beheadings are frequently fatal,
    whereas ours are not.
    Still, torture like that could never be condoned,unless American life was at stake.
    Under those circumstances I can imagine your scroll...'Red is positive on my battery
    and after moistening terrorist testicle ..'
    We would be proud of your contributions.
    As always.

  9. Isn't this an intesting development? It even let me making a favorable comment about BO on my blog. Well sort of...

    John's Space

  10. TOTUS... I believe your reader is smarter than we give him credit for.... just the mention of more photo's and the press stir they are causing has done harm in itself.

  11. Totus you poor dear,
    It may be awhile before they give you your own might inquire about the W.H. closet...but rumor has it they are all occupied.
    Maybe you can briefly have the attic, if that uncle leaves to celebrate his WWII liberation mission on Memorial Day

  12. Mountain Mama:
    I got the same letter. My inbox recognized it for what it was and put it in spam.

  13. TOTUS,
    With as many times as you scrolled those campaign promises, I would have thought they would be permanently etched on your screen, not to mention your hard drive.

    As to your own room..Quel outrage!! After having to bunk down with Toes and then with the stupid dog, I can sympathize with your sense of abandonment. Perhaps we could petition the Big 0 to snap up one of those foreclosures at a bargain price. Your own home. The American dream. Imagine the parties you could throw (says she as she waits by her mailbox for an invitation).

  14. Lighthouse:
    You have obviously not given up. I must confess I did not buy TOTUS a lotto ticket this week, as I wavered after the blow of uncertain inclinations. Be that as it may, I realize that your affections must be far more sincere than mine, as I did not channel feelings of abandonment, as you did. C'est l'amore.

  15. Mountain Mama said:
    "Well, well----guess who just sent me an email? Did any of the rest of you receive this epistle? I don't recall signing up to receive these notes (ack!):"


    My husband and I got the same emails and we have NEVER signed up for updates from this administration. We have been to the website so maybe Big O is tracking us all. What's the story here TOTUS?

  16. *gasp* That's IT, Springchicken61! I, too, have contacted the White House (to offer suggestions!). YIPES! We're being tracked!

    And liberal/progressives think they need to worry about CHENEY'S Dark Side.... HA!

  17. bettyann,
    Though I'm sure someone as important as TOTUS does not have the time to waste on one such as myself, I remain ever devoted.

  18. Preptile, congrats on yet another brilliant piece. Glad you're here.

  19. We knew he was an "Obamanation."

    Now, we find out that he's also the "Ospamination."


  20. Ya know, I'm glad ALL of you witty people are here. Your posts are super-fantastically fun reading.

    Except for that KissNFL jerk. Get lost! And you, too, jing-jang (or whatever those two characters translate to) with the "tiffany rings."

  21. Yeah, TWW----what's with them? Seriously!

  22. Sir Preptile:
    You are so right. On all counts.

    To whom in the administration do we send the Mirium Webster's so they can learn the meaning of these "words, just words":

    "torture" and "interrogate" and "murder" and "behead" and "humiliate" and "temporary and "permanent" and "enemy combatant".....

    Listening to this administration is like listening to very selfish children.

  23. TOTUS My 'prompter,
    Totally unrelated topic but I haven't heard a peep about the first mutt lately. He seems to be taking it on the chin with the media kids these days. Was he at the slam/bam/def white house jam the other night? Any truth to the rumor that he pooped in Lady M's $500+ shoes and had to be "dealt with"? Maybe he the one who stole big boy's airplane for chuckles and giggles? Also, are you still on facebook? I haven't seen any updates since before the pig flu scare.

  24. I received the WH e-mail also. At one time i e-mailed my displeasure to the BIG GUY about some of his actions. I didn't think he would put me on his mailing list. TOTUS, tell him to leave me alone! I'll have to report HIM as a stalker.

  25. Okay, so that's at least three of us FOTS who've received the blasted White House LIE-mail.

    Really, how do I block receiving those anymore? What a total waste of my energy and tax dollars,

  26. Mountain Mama,

    I know there are some super-saavy computer programmers out there who regularly blast back at spammers. Maybe, if you use "I hate spam" or something like that as a search term, you can find a site that tells you how.

    I don't know how to do it, but someone who would be characterized (and proud of it) as being a "computer geek" might know who does.

    Sure would be neat to crash the WH server/system in retaliation for dumping all that socialist crud into the inboxes of decent Americans.


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