Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Please Bow Your Heads

During today's early afternoon get together in the Oval, Gibbsy highlighted this article, and said we had some spinning to do. I don't see why, when Big Guy is the head of his own faith. 

Really. His speaking to America off my screens is akin to the Dalai Lama chanting for world peace or Al Gore undergoing one of his daily colonics to end climate change ... a religious experience unto itself. 

Well, that, and the three sixes on a certain part of his body become painful when he clasps his hands in prayer.

50 comments:

  1. Does this mean BG is going to have Holder prosecute the Bush peeps for holding prayer meets for the last 8 years?

    -"Obama White House press secretary Robert Gibbs said Tuesday that the president is simply reverting back to pre-Bush administration practice." (like no waterboarding.....)

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  2. TOTUSsomeone need to tell BO to get over it...get a rug...point it towards Mecca and start the head banging....

    In'Shallah!

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  3. a religious experience unto itself

    more like the Spanish Inquisition....

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  4. Maybe Big Guy just got confused with what day it was after his happy cinco de cuatro shenanigans.

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  5. WAR IS PEACE
    FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
    IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH - George Orwell, 1984

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  6. Maybe BG oughtta just come out and say it: "Hey, I may not be sincere, but at least my teleprompter is!"

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  7. I just KNEW he has special markings...

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  8. TOTUS

    Saw you this afternoon in full screens mode at the White House. You looked good. I must admit though, it's really getting painful watching BO swing his head from side-to-side as he reads what you tell him to say.

    Have you ever noticed that BO pronounces Pakistan exactly like the Paskistanis do? Strange.

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  9. Gee, you mean he sat In Jeremiahs Church just to get close to a political base? No wonder he didn't hear a word while idling in the pews, he was working on his fantasy league waiting for the tirade to end.

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  10. TP , I know at night before you power down for a little "OFF" time it is not BG that you are thinking about . Knowing your standard ,it is us ,and how your servers could better serve our needs .Selfless ,as always and a glowing inspiration at that ,you are not the person in need of spiritual guidance .
    Should Reverend Wright be sighted tomorrow slam into reverse and wheel on out of there before you catch whatever flavor of rainbow is the toxicity du jour .
    We trust in you to do the right thing without his guidance .You have all the power you need internally to fight that good fight for us .
    In moments of weakness ,just return to that
    source of all power....and keep on pluggin !

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  11. I guess BO blowing off the National Day of prayer isn't a big surprise.

    John's Space

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  12. Bowing Barry "my Muslim faith" Soetoro has too many contributors from places like Saudi Arabia to risk losing their "support" by praying with the infidels.

    How unlike Daniel......

    "Now when Daniel learned that the decree [that it was a capital crime to pray to anyone but King Darius] had been published, he went home to his upstairs room where the windows were opened toward Jerusalem. Three times a day he got down on his knees and prayed, giving thanks to his God, just as he had done before." Daniel 6

    Per B. Hussein Obama, "I'm a Christian." Whatever.

    Jesus had some words for such "Christians," "'What good is it for a person to gain the whole world, and yet lose or forfeit her or his very self? If anyone is ashamed of me and my words, the Son of Man will be ashamed of him... .'" Luke 9:25, 26

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  13. Gibbsy said that the BG prays everyday. Here's what he prays for: Joey B won't say something stupid.

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  14. I knew that I counted Bammy blinking his eyelids 666 times during the inauguration. 333 for each eye.

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  15. TOTUS,

    With all due respect, could it be you're reading the tat upside down and that the number is actually 999? After all, remember when Our Dear Leader visited the Wailing Wall and the transcript of his speech, uh, I mean "prayer" was somehow leaked, in which he asked for humility. (How humble to ask for humility. That was brilliant! Was that you're idea, TOTUS?) BO couldn't tat the "1000" (10x10x10) on himself. (That would be a little *too* pretentious). So instead, he lowered himself by one digit to 999.

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  16. The One can afford to skip prayer day, after all it would be like fist bumping yourself. But if I were Gibbsy I don't think I'd take a pass. It's going to take a lot of praying for this dork to keep his spokes-mouth job.

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  17. With this bunch in power, it's "We the people" who haven't got a prayer.

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  18. TOTUS, has the staff picked out a church for BO and the first fam to worship at yet? I guess it does take a lot of time to cover up all the references to "IHS", though. Are the remnants of Reverend Wright still being scraped up from under the bus?

    P.S. Does anyone in the West Wing ever call Janet Napolitano…Janet 3-Flavors?

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  19. All B.O. needs to worship is a mirror. (c:) "Oh, mighty O, I humbly pray... ." BARF.

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    DEWEY, LOL. HA!!! That "dork of a spokesmouth" seems to be thinking that, too. It was him, after all who "highlighted this article, and said we had some spinning to do."

    Maybe he's into the whirling Dervish (what religion is that anyway?) thing. Say..... maybe that's why he's so dizzy and D'oh! is so "punch drunk."

    ============ Dove (love those bars!)tails nicely with your Q., FOTUS Forever, re: ol' Bruno "Neapolitan" -- making ice cream takes a lot of whirling and spinning.

    HAW, HAAAAAAW! Can't you just see him (Bruno) doing that whirling thing.......... in a vanilla, strawberry, chocolate chiffon Moo-moo. "Put him on "Dancing with the Stars!" I can hear Chris Matthews gasp, "He gives me the tingles."

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  20. Yeah, FOTUS Forever, "Neapolitano" crossed my mind, but I rejected it. I LOVE ice cream. I detest Bruno. Ice cream is sweet and makes people happy............

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  21. Oooops! Beg yer pardon, FOTUS Forever. The QUESTION was, whether anyone in the West Wing calls Bruno that..... (^_^)

    My guess is: not so far..... Wait until Bruno accidentally does something in our national best interest on the Mexican border. THEN he'll get called "Neapolitano"..... and worse. Maybe...... "Pig in lipstick."

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  22. [TATUS (Toxic Asset of the United States -- in last months TOTUS posts), a.k.a., Timmy G. mumbled]

    "Well, humm, humm, humdiddley, dee, dum......... Can't think of a thing to suggest for the "Treasury Agenda." Hmmmm. Guess I'll just jot down all the little faces I can think of (or recall from others' creativity, that is)...........

    !**!....(*_*)....#_#

    :D .. (C: ... $:0) ... <(C:) ... (O:)

    --- "Hey, Timmy! What are you doing in there?"

    ---- "Uh, be right out, Toes. Just, uh, brainstorming........"

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  23. TOTUS. You speak from the hard drive.

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  24. Many people have noted that the Obama's haven't found a new church home in DC. The real reason is that they have found a pastor like Rev. Wright who preaches their gospel!

    John's Space

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  25. 666 eh? Come on TOTUS, it's probably just his serial number...I bet you have one!

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  26. Thomas said:
    "I must admit though, it's really getting painful watching BO swing his head from side-to-side as he reads what you tell him to say."

    Try hitting the fast-forward for a real thrill. It makes the grinning ninny in chief look like he's shaking his head "no."

    Did I forget to comment - He's a total putz!

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  27. Big Guy didn't partake in the day of prayer because he doesn't know which way Mecca is.

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  28. This isn't a Christian nation nation anymore, remeber?

    thing is, it isn't any less, either...

    This Muslim fanatic knows exactly where Mecca is. I'll bet he doesn't blow off 'National Day (ie, rest of your life) of Prayers to Allah' -- another phony, just like him.

    the Fraud needs to be booted, post haste.

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  29. Yeah, he says Pakistan as Pakistanis do since his roommate was a Pakistani. There was a story he visited the country too (0|0). Apparently hs is still a close friend. It was covered during the campaign. Looking at the ground work being laid and Pak gvt moving to collapse, makes me wonder. Regime change anyone?

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  30. FOTUS Forever & TruthWillWin : similarities between Bruno and Butch Reno, both style and substance, "prompted" me to call her Janet "Butch" NapoliReno ... but I like Bruno too

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  31. Ok, well if he does know where Mecca is then...he won't bow his head in prayer unless there's a foreign leader in front of him. :-D

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  32. TOTUS, please slip onto your screen today these prayers for BO to offer with his other prayers:

    - May God be manifest before all world leaders, so they SEE and HONOR God's presence and power.

    - May all world leaders then love and serve God and their constituents (and not just consider the leaders' own careers).

    - May God will protect the people of the world from corrupt, power-seeking leaders.

    - May God bring forth for all people a new knowledge of God's goodness, love, and just character----so they can find and follow joyfully God's purpose for their lives.

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  33. Amen (Mouthpiece)... and AMEN (Mountain Mama)

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  34. TOTUS:
    About that 666, does that mean we'll be seeing Gibbsy's head spinning and spinning around anytime soon?

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  35. I want to know why we don't hear from school mates of BG's - when he was in high school, college and law School - tell tales of fun and such with Barry. Like who paid for the pizza... did he have part time jobs ... did he go to keggers....and did he date girls?! Surely they have stories to tell. Where are they? There is a great silence out there.

    We hear of Hillary's gal pals from college and his were not as long ago that they'd be dead by now. Oooops...????

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  36. Susan, he wrote about it in his book, including his dabblings with drugs. It's cool though since he's a Democrat.

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  37. Susan:
    Messiahs do not have friends, they have followers. I doubt this god complex began last year. He must have had an enormous ego even back then - think of someone you know like that, who believes they shit ice cream. Even their own mother's usually don't like them.

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  38. I know the messiah himself wrote about it, but he did not do it alone, did he? The memories of the peers should be rather fresh, don't you think? The "girls" he dated? No tell alls? Why not? Does he have a daddy like Geroge Sor...Pappa Joe Kennedy who "arranged" JFK's romantic histoire?

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  39. Totus,
    Obama could not attend prayer day ceremonies, he has New Car warranties to uphold, Bank CEO's to whip up on, and apparently alot of KFC cupons to make good on, so his friend Oprah does not wind up with egg on her face.

    The era of "O" is upon us....I'd like another vowel Alex!

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  40. He does have friends like Bill Ayers, Tony Rezko, and TOTUS. Only TOTUS is being honest about the goings-on though.

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  41. TOTUS, I know - I just know - you can run that program I sent you, inspired by Michael Keaton's role in Speechless about 15 years ago. Don't you think Big Guy would look great reciting the lyrics to "I've Been Working on the Railroad"? Just run the program, and they'll pop into the middle of his next speech.

    That'll chew up a news cycle, and take Gibbsy's mind off this need for spin regarding the National Day of Prayer. Heck, I just bet it'll make everyone forget about that article you linked to.

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  42. I'd like to hear Big Guy read the lyics to "Du Hast" from TOTUS. That is, of course, if he speaks Germanian.

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  43. Not only the school chums and girlfriends, what about the white members of his family????

    are they like, gagged in a locked room somewhere?

    of course, after what happened to his dear, sweet white gramdma who raised and supported him, I guess they're scared sh**tless...

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