Tuesday, May 12, 2009

But Does It Rhyme With Prompter?

Big Guy was really excited this morning, because he and Lady M hosted a "poetry jam." He was really looking forward to meeting all these young people who no doubt aspire to being as good a public speaker as Big Guy is.

That excitement was muted when a five-year-old kindergartner named Malcolm rejected Big Guy's offer to use me for his "jam." Malcolm told him that he "didn't need no screen to do my thing."

After that, I don't know what I found more surprising, that Big Guy immediately rescinded his ban on torture, or that the see-saw on the White House playground actually could effectively be used for waterboarding.

17 comments:

  1. TOTUS:
    Out of the mouths of babes and infants...

    But we do appreciate you, TOTUS. Just remember that youth is wasted on the young.

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  2. This one's for YOU, TOTUS:

    "It will be me; I'll win," Hill said,
    Yet later, Barry tromped her.
    All presidents should LEAD! Instead,
    He needs a teleprompter...."

    ;->

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  3. Yo, Yo, Yo, CHECK IT....
    I be 'promptin'
    you be had.
    I's gona get me some tax cheatin' lads.
    we's gonna take yo moneys yo,
    make a bunch o' laws
    dat lebs you po.

    peace out TOTUS

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  4. {CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!}

    Take a bow, Mountain Mama and Rustard. Nice lyrics!

    ******************************************

    [TOTUS scrolled - EDITED VERSION] "...these young people who no doubt aspire to being as good a [READER] as Big Guy is."

    Bah, ha, haaaaaaaaaa!

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  5. You have me LOL about the seesaw. Really FUNNY. :D

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  6. The BIG O

    [rap ditty by Flim Flammin’]

    Yo Mama, Yo ‘bama,
    His suit is full of air.
    He’s not so hot, our D’oh Bama,
    He pals around with CAIR, oh, yeah.

    He smile big, he chew gum,
    I really wonder why.
    Is it becuz he’s a Muslim?
    He hangs with them in Kenya.

    AND HE THINKS THERE ARE FIFTY-SEVEN STATES!

    Tell Cah-nay dee uns one thing
    on TV but in private,
    whisper, “Don’t worry, baby,
    It’s how I’m gonna to win this.”

    Yeah, he cool, man,
    he rock, man
    some say he be “messiah.”
    Like God’s gift, yeah,
    like Jesus -- NOT!

    AND HE THINKS THERE ARE FIFTY-SEVEN STATES!
    He huffin’ and puffin’,
    How else can you explain
    How many dumb things he sayin.’
    It happens every day, man!

    Thinks H is H20,
    Cuz O is in his name
    And, duh, he like it, he like it,
    But don’t call him HUSSEIN!
    [Mark Levin-sounding voice in background: “Try Millhouse!”]

    AND HE THINKS THERE ARE FIFTY-SEVEN STATES!

    He commu-ni-ty point man,
    Along with his pal Ay-yers.
    And his pastuh, Jer-ry Wrong,
    He’s known him 20 years,

    But claim he just cra-zy uncle,
    He NEVER heard him say such things as,
    “God bleep Amer-i-cuh”
    Wonder where he was?

    AND HE THINKS THERE ARE FIFTY-SEVEN STATES!

    He probuhbly calling Khadafy
    To say, “Would you endorse me?”
    Or maybe he play a little
    “Bank Committee.”

    Do not vote D’oh bama.
    You do it? You be a sucka
    For this slick con man, this Marxist,
    Need breathuhlizuh.

    [Insert audio of B.O.: “Uh, yeah, I uh, actually, really was going to join the, uh, Army.”]

    The gaffes are so many,
    If we fit them in the song,
    We would be singin’ till Christmas,
    And by then D’oh! will be gone!

    [By TruthWillWin. Copyright 2008. Please feel free to copy this, unless you make some money with it, in that case I’d like 90%.]
    ***************************************8

    As you can tell from that last line, I wrote this before (sob) 11/4/08.

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  7. Best laugh I've had in a while... :) Thanks

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  8. That Malcolm could use a "Readership We Can Believe In" bumper sticker for his bike or school folder. Clearly the kid doesn't know "cool" yet.

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  9. O that Barry, don't he know?
    Taxes ain't how 'conomies grow.
    Tax um here and tax um there,
    tax those suckers everywhere.
    O that Barry, dont he know?
    Sure he does, he just don't care.

    Can't say Hussien, can't say waxed,
    Can't say church of commie blax.
    Cuz that Barry's got great pecks!
    And a narcissist god complex.

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  10. Betty Ann, you've done it again!

    Ha, ha, haaaaaaaa!

    I love it.

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  11. Seriously, I laughed out loud. Great way to start the day~

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  12. A teleprompter called TOTUS
    Was relied upon often by POTUS
    When it got in the way
    Obama did say,
    "Can we move this when we take the PHOTUS?"

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  13. Yesterday was the first graduation I've seen with teleprompters present----no doubt for Barry's use primarily (he tanks without one, as TOTUS knows).

    Wonder if Barry will say a few Hail Mary's before, during, and/or after his speech at Notre Dame tonight....

    Couldn't hoit!

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  14. Thank you, thank you. I'm here through the rest of the week.

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