The past 36 hours have seen a National Day of Prayer and this morning's National Catholic Prayer Breakfast. While Big Guy didn't participate in either of them, I think it should be noted that he did perform a miracle: cutting money from about one hundred government programs in his budget.
Now who's going to be first in line to increase their tithing?
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If this Country is in as much trouble as the Democrats purport, I think POTUS needs to rethink his lack of attendance in National Prayer Day activities. Heaven forbid this Country is faced with another crisis such as 9/11, prayer is a very strong force and I think he may be overlooking some tools to have in his tool bag. TOTUS, a side note, I finally watched the video of POTUS ordering his burger, looked like he needed you at that counter! Thanks for all the smiles! VN8
ReplyDeleteAnother 9/11? Dear VoteNovember2008...the Democrats don't even think we had the first one.
ReplyDeleteTOTUS, come on and tell us WHO was on the plane for the photo op. Come clean now or down the road there will probably be an embarrasing investigation. (just like BIG GUY is allowing against so called torture tactics)
ReplyDeleteTotus Said " I think it should be noted that he did perform a miracle."
ReplyDeleteI confess that I thought Big Guy was a "historic" "miracle" without the need to actually preform. Why just yesterday (National Prayer Day) he ordered a "hell burger". I saw it on msnbc...."a Historic Miracle".
Anyday now BigGuy will "heal the planet", and totus I am sure your services will be needed when he speaks to the tides, and turns them back!
TOTUS,
ReplyDeleteOur national prayer should be that big boy can learn to at least order a burger with your divine intervention. Watching that video is frightening. I mean barry doesn't even know how to order food.
Rustard...he wasn't sure if it was real food, because it didn't cost $100 per pound like he's used to.
ReplyDeleteHe's used to 'I'll, uh, take the erm, ah, No. 1 Value Meal with a ...let's see, you know, a coke... and super-size it, okay?'
ReplyDeleteI'd happily tithe to the government. 10% is a heck of lot better than what it's taking from me now.
ReplyDeleteTOTUS, now that we can survey ALL of the government programs' cost (something unavailable years ago, without modern computers), we know that we COULD cover the cost of ALL programs, plus cover Social Security even when the Boomers hit in a few years, if we simply enacted an easy (no tax forms to complete!), very-low, and completely-fair tax reform, the Automated Payment Transaction ("APT") Tax. It's REPLACES all other taxes, and costs only 3 cents on either side of every transaction!
ReplyDeleteSO a family that grosses $50,000/year could easily pay only $300/year in TOTAL taxes, under the APT tax. Read more at www.apttax.com .
But politicians derive POWER from holding the tax code over their constituents' heads, so they are loathe to enact this tax.
Put it on your screen someday, TOTUS. True, it would make POTUS the most favorite politician of all time, but if he'd actually get the APT tax enacted, he'd deserve our praise. REALLY.
The Big Guy only does things that make the Big Guy look good.
ReplyDeleteThe United States of America sadly comes at best 2nd.
(sigh...) You're correct, sir.....
ReplyDeleteWhose first in line? Those already in line paying, silly. What, did you want those who aren't paying to "sacrifice"?
ReplyDeleteFT suggests Big Guy read 'Animal Spirits'. If he promoted growth, we could be outta this by September.
ReplyDeleteHere's a quick lesson.
Capital will go where it is welcome. It will figure out where it is mistreated and where the rules cannot be relied upon. It is delusional to think that a society can achieve growth and attract outside investment while its government is sounding, and acting, in a hostile manner toward the engines of such growth (think Venezuela and Argentina).
I notice it took BHO until the afternoon toa ctually sign the proclamation. Was he in private prayer the entire time preceeding? If he was, who wrote the prayers for you to show him to read?
ReplyDeleteIt WAS brave of BHO to cut $17B out of the $3.4T. Imagine raising a budget by 14% and then cutting a whopping 0.5% out of it. What courage, what gravitas.
ReplyDeleteSure wish that Marxist Muslim from Kenya and his pals in Congress would cut about 100 government programs!
ReplyDelete[Melena X said] "He's used to 'I'll, uh, take the erm, ah, No. 1 Value Meal with a ...let's see, you know, a coke... and super-size it, okay?'"
ReplyDeleteLOL. So they DID find an old girlfriend to tell about her date with Barry Soetoro. Ha, ha, haaaaa.
I found an old interview with the manager of that McDonald's, here's an excerpt:
[Interview with Ted Morgan, Manager]
Yeah, that guy used to come in here all the time. He'd bring all his dates here. He didn't cause any trouble, except he kept trying to have a smoke inside a Playland slide.
We did have to ban him from the drive-thru, though. [I probably shouldn't be telling you this......... might get dinged for not accomodating a handica..er... I mean "challenged" person] That dope just took waaaay too long to order, we'd have a line of cars going down the street and around the block while he uuuuuuuuuhd and uuuuuuuummmmmed his way through his order. By the time he finally came up with it, all the blaring horns drowned him out.
You know, I asked Barry one time, 'What is it with you and talking? I mean, you graduated from college and you can't form a complete sentence. My bathroom scale talks better than you.' And you know what he told me?
'Jack (that isn't my name, but I let it pass; the print on my name tag is pretty small), I have a gift.'
Uh, huh.
[McDonald's manager said] "...print on my name tag is pretty small..."
ReplyDelete......... smaller, apparently, than the print on the ID bracelet with the name of one of the U.S. troops fighting to liberate Iraq that..... uuuuuh.... {peek} ... B.O. had to read during a candidate debate to find out who he had been praying for.
WHAT A BLOOMIN' NARCISSIST!!!
Reader of the Free World.
Looks like the prez has an easier time ordering the closing of Gitmo than he does a burger! It's all due to the power of the prompter as we FOT's well know. TOTUS - since congress will never approve cuts in the budget EVER, Big Guy must have seen this as a win/win scenario. He LOOKS like he wants cuts in programs, but he can't get them because of those pesky folks over at capitol hill. All this must be your idea because you are the brilliant one in this administration.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, Fancy Nancy really needs your help in getting her stories straight.
TOTUS, since most Catholics like Barry so much (they did get him elected.), maybe you can have big boy do the sign of the cross or even a rosary or two before he gives Notre Dame their planned parenthood vouchers.
ReplyDeleteTell me, TOTUS, is he really studying the portrait? It looks more like he's practicing his treatment of, well, pretty much everything that makes this country great.
ReplyDeletehttp://news.aol.com/article/air-force-one-new-york-flyover/473128
It was the drive-thru menus that heped train him for the teleprompter
ReplyDeletenow he's driving thru the Constitution and ordering it 'his way'
Totus, I'd love to be your date for tonight's Correspondants' dinner. I don't care if you don't wear a tux. Girls, I asked first!
ReplyDeleteI think that if Obama can't have "Rev." Wright, he won't have anyone. After all, a true prayer (that is not self-serving) has probably never been heard by POTUS nor uttered from his own lips. A BOW to the Saudi prince is more in line with his thinking, than a bow to the God of our founding fathers!
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Joni
We will be fighting the wars in the next decade that will be caused by this man's actions, or lack of, this decade.
ReplyDeletea decade?
ReplyDeletei dout it will take that long; i give it two years or less
WOW ... did you see yourself prompt Big Guy through my FLATSIMILE STUDIO PRODUCTION - “I HATE HANITY” VIDEO on FOX’s “HANNITY” last night?
ReplyDeleteTotus is your mother a flat screen tv or a LCD monitor?
ReplyDeleteHappy Mother’s Day to All You Mothers :)
http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/2009/05/happy-mothers-day-to-all-you-mothers.html
Big Guy used you as a punchline at the Correspondents' Dinner. It came off a little flat just like you. Big Guy has his head up in the air all the time. Do you have a third screen up there somewhere?
ReplyDelete[don't drink the kool-aid said] "Big Guy has his head up in the air all the time."
ReplyDeleteYup. And if you've noticed, the more irate he is (See photo of Dope in background while H. Rotten is speaking during campaign, 2008), the higher and more sustained the nose-in-the-air pose is.
Truth is, while Disney's wizard engineers are super great at making Stepford Wife-type moving dummies, they still haven't quite got the fluid overflow issue doped out. The folks in R. & D. are working day and night. Until they improve the design, however, or until the rate of bilge production slows (significantly), all they can do is have the dummy tilt its head every 15 seconds or so. The eyelids' wiring is integrated with the neck, so they have to close at the same time.
Oh, and, if you're wondering what they did with B. Hussein's actual heart, he never had one.
BO is asking for a re-do on National Prayer day. Having thought about Presidential succession according to the Constitution, BO now has added Himself (though without the influence of the mythological Narcissus)and Joe B to his daily prayer list.
ReplyDeleteYes, He actually read the Constitution and, with Ms. Pelosi as third in succession, has started praying. He does learn, adapt and change. We can all be thankful. Coming to God and the Constitution can never come too late.
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