Monday, May 4, 2009

Don't Ask, Don't Tell

People, you don't want to know what happened after Big Guy and Lady M went behind the shrubbery.  But five minutes seems about right. 

37 comments:

  1. Ewww,I think I just threw up a little.

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  3. So...will Larry King ask Big Guy about this like he asked Sarah Palin's daughter's son's father? Wow that was a mouthful. Ugh...no pun intended.

    I'm just going to shut up now. >_< lol

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  4. Okay, so what's with the tail, MO?

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  5. GACK! Everything is the "bushes" fault...

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  6. Spitz or swallows baby.....Did Lady M need a tissue or will the government take her tacky shirt for edivence later? See, Bill is hanging around to give BO much needed advice.

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  7. TOTUS, you must be a guy. FIVE MINUTES!?

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  8. Hmmmm..., gives a whole new meaning to the "Recession Garden."

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  9. TOTUS, I'm not offended a bit. These are lusty, zesty men... DEMOCRATS... it just goes with the territory.

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  10. TOTUS, sorry, but I thought 5 minutes of your talking head was more than enough.

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  11. Sorry, that was unclear - the talking head I was referring to was BO

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  12. I can never take the word "Shrubbery" seriously...I always think of the Knights Who Say NI!

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  13. That was Lady M? I thought it was the linebacker for the Bears.

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  14. 5 minutes? I heard it was 5 seconds...

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  15. It was a simple game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. The winner got to pick the next industry to destroy.

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  16. This referenced story is just the kind of investigative journalism we've begun to expect of the media.

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  17. It wasn't that the media was overly captivated by mundane stroll, they were maveling at the fact that Mr. and Mr. O's feet actually touched the ground.

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  18. Were any new holes dug? Has anyone seen Joey B today?

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  19. TOTUS, I know your next poll will be Big Guy's pick for Scotus. I go with you know, Caroline Kennedy.
    (Formerly, Barry's Used Cars.)

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  20. OMG! Sweet Caroline! Quelle pick!!!!! Um.

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  21. This may be my favorite blog EVER!!!!

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  22. haste does make waste totus... yours truly michele obama....

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  23. [Neil A M said] "That was Lady M? I thought it was the linebacker for the Bears."

    Probably was.

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    Shaun, THANK YOU for clearing up a 25-year-old (or so) mystery!!! I always thought those knights on Monty Python were ridiculing people who use the word "neat" all the time. I thought they were constantly saying, "Neat! Neat! Neat!" (eye roll)
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    BARRY'S USED CARS! I LOVED that name... . You're new one is equally witty, though. D'ohbama, "God's gift." What a poor ignoramus.

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  24. 5 minutes. Just long enough to stuff the "stuff" under their clothing. Getting their "medicine" into the White House has been getting tougher and tougher.

    Can't have another one of those "punch drunk" incidents.

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  25. ..."5 minutes. Just long enough to stuff the 'stuff' under their clothing. Getting their "medicine" into the WH has been getting tougher and tougher"...

    Oh my gosh, if the current performance is 'on meds', what in the world would it be 'off meds"?

    Oh, wait! Maybe that's what the ultra size spanks are for. And the shirt tail covers the evidence?

    Is there anything that they do that isn't creepy?

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  26. TOTUS:
    It just goes to show that you can take the goat herder's son out of obscurity, but you can't get obsurity out good old fashioned whiz in the bushes.

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  27. TOTUS,
    does MO has to show big boy the special pictures of his mommy to get the party started?

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  28. Lady M...is no lady. Tranny M took care of BO with "her" oral skills. "She" isn't the only orally gifted one in the family.

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