Yesterday was payday here at the White House. It's been a bit awkward since our ethics and financial filings were made public. Now we all understand why Biden is always hanging out at the entrance to the West Wing every other Friday, asking if we're "game to roll some bones" for paychecks.
I don't even have hands and he's had to endorse his over to me twice. I think he has a problem, I mean beyond all the other problems that he has.