I'm remote blogging from the National Archives, where I'm set up in the rotunda for Big Guy's big speech on terrorism. There won't be any news coming out of this speech.
We're not going to announce where the 200+ Guantanamo terrorists are going (I suggested the White House since after living there for two months, I can tell you we have plenty of space, and Lady M's mother does not need a wing unto herself). We're not going to discuss specifics today. We definitely will blame the Bush Administration for putting us in this mess where they forced us to make promises during the campaign we couldn't keep because we didn't know how dangerous all those terrorists in Guantanamo really were, and didn't realize that most Americans seem not to like the notion of terrorists living near them.
I guess that means we're also scrapping Timmy's plan to give each detainee a foreclosed home somewhere in America.
Big Guy will say that we lost our way as a nation in our anti-terror strategy. I guess that means that means the Bush Administration allowed too many terrorists attacks after September 11th, 2001. It's all going to work out, though; Biden says he has a really good compass and Fancy Nancy thinks her memory is coming back since having her Botox pump removed last week.
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Dear TOTUS,
ReplyDeleteHave you seen Sandi Berger hanging around?
You, TOTUS, are a genius! I'll never forget the look on my liberal friend's face when he asked what my TOTUS bumper sticker meant. He was expecting something much more hopey changey.
ReplyDeleteIn this case no news may be good news. Maybe Big Guy will allow the terrorists to stay at the White House in the off chance he can reform them into peace loving hippies that garden all day.
ReplyDeleteAs long as the detainees move next to John Murtha's house, let the scumbags out.
ReplyDeleteTOTUS:
ReplyDeleteAn entire wing for the MILOTUS? But, I thought we abhored riches and opulence, and them that aquired such? Why, I do believe this is a breach of The Messiah's Idealism. Then again, maybe it's wise to distance one's self, if one is a messiah, from one's mother in law, as they tend to chew off a buttock now and then.
did you really display William Gates? come on, get your head in the game TOTUS!
ReplyDeleteThe "rotunda"...how appropriate...this is the perfect forum for BO to talk in circles...
ReplyDeleteKeep us safe TOTUS...many in the USA are depending on you...
If you enjoy Barack's Teleprompter, check out Biden's Bunker!
ReplyDelete@ Susan...I was thinking that same thing. We're Sandy Burglar? lol
ReplyDeleteThey need to all go live in San Francisco, the home of Gavin Newsom and Nancy "the Nazi" Pelosi.
ReplyDeleteBrian, above, is raising the right issue, TOTUS . . . come on, did you play a little joke on the POTUS?
ReplyDeleteWas it because you thought he was maybe just a little over the top for diming out poor JoeBOTUS to that guy, Richard Wolffe from Newsweek?
Trochilus:
ReplyDeleteJust for a second there in that video, it looked like he had a gold toof. Very natural looking, I might add.
"fo" . . . what is that, TOTUS?
ReplyDeleteI suppose next you'll answer by telling us,
"It can only be attributable to human error."
bettyann at 11:06:
ReplyDeleteHa ha! Exactly!
[TOTUS reported] "... guess that means that means the Bush Administration allowed too many terrorists attacks after September 11th, 2001."
ReplyDeleteLOL.
Only a lib could get upset at tranquility. "We can't have THIS," fume the "progressives," stomping their Birkenstock-clad feet.
"How can we stand around all day in front of the courthouse with our signs and scowl and yell, 'Peace! ..... Peace!!!'?? What do you expect us to do? Work for a living?!"
"It's just too freakin' peaceful. We've lost our freakin' way, folksssssssssssss."
How could you nut begin sreaming in prompter-ese with all that drivle being placed there?!? I'm going to fix, I will do, I need to, Bush is bad, Bush is evil, blah, blah, blah.
ReplyDeleteBTW, I live with my M-I-L, an entire wing would be just about right!
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ReplyDeleteTOTUS,
ReplyDeleteGreat speech...that is if you want to lose a war. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to pay attention to your eloquent words. The background behind BO was too distracting - again! Where are those staffers who covered up the name of Deity at Georgetown when you need them? Ahh, but with government (i.e., the big guy), who needs God?
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/05/21/politics/main5030229.shtml
The best summary of the National Archives speech I have seen.TOTUS truly rules!
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