This was an unfortunate moment. A woman who thought she was married to Big Guy showed up at LAX ready to fly home with us.
This is happening a lot more now that Big Guy is President. This has always been a problem for Big Guy. He's just a magnet for the crazies, I guess. During the campaign, we routinely had women showing up believing they were married to Big Guy. Then, it was easy to duck and move on to the next event, now, not so much.
But Big Guy has such a big heart that he doesn't want to break their's, so now we have them carted off to an undisclosed location where they are held indefinately for security reasons, so they can't talk to the press and further embarrass themselves. Sometimes it does work out, though. How do you think we found Bruno and our Supreme Court nominee?