Monday, May 11, 2009

Toes Knows

During our morning briefing today, Big Guy, Toes and I were laughing about this report out of London about what politicians over in Great Britain were expensing. There was a list of items a number of different politicians had submitted for repayment, including a toilet seat, 10 pounds of horse manure, a wine rack, rat poison, a piano tuning kit, a chocolate Santa and a pizza cutter.

Rahm said that over in Great Britain, that list may be called outrageous, but here in the United States it's called the shopping list for a Saturday night party at Barney Frank's ... except Frank has to shop for eight.

I don't want to know how Toes knows that.    

32 comments:

  1. I know it’s old news, but I am still celebrating Sean Hannity showing my video featuring TOTUS in prime time friday!!!! AND the hot sidekick calling it “AWESOME” ... OK, back to earth ... Barry’s still Pres...

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  2. Congratulations Dewey. It was great.

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  3. Toes and Franks intimate? Now that's disturbing. And probably true.

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  4. Karma bites Wanda Sykes and President Obama...Find out how at: ObamasBlackberry.blogspot

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  5. DEWEY! IT WAS FANTASTIC! I saw it last night and just KNEW it was somebody who at least read this blogspot. I of course had NO IDEA that you were DA MAN who created that terrific video. It was hilarious!

    I especially loved the countdown to when BO could start speaking: FUN-NY! GREAT JOB!

    Not-so-parenthetically, what BO said about OBL really does apply exactly to how BO feels about his conservative opponents as well!! He's one scary dude, for being so cutthroat and intolerant.

    KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK, DEWEY! How about creating a TOTUS video about tax reform? People need to PAY ATTENTION about this matter.

    Check out www.apttax.com for the ONLY reform that is simple, fair, and THE LOWEST tax.

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  6. Oh, and about Rahm-Toes and Barney-Cartoon: eight is enough....NOT!

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  7. Thanks "i see dead heads" and "Mountain Mama" and everyone who checked out the "HANNITY" video and the uncut version ... Oh, and “Mountain Mama”: I’ll work on that tax reform video

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  8. TOTUS , that's just a rumor mongering smear job , why would Barney be interested in a man doing ballet?

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  9. Thanks, Dewey! Can't wait to see it; you alone could make otherwise-boring tax reform SEX-AE!
    ;->

    Debtstar, please PAY ATTENTION! Who wrote anything about A man!? (giggle)

    Okay, I'll get serious: it is HORRID that just any ole sk-nk can get elected to office these days!!!!!!
    (No, it's NOT a "u!")

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  10. Um, FYI for liberals:
    "sexy" re. taxes = "amazingly interesting."

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  11. Great post!

    Keep us in the loop!!
    COMMON CENTS
    http://www.commoncts.blogspot.com

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  12. Off topic, but I just read on Drudge that 50 million dollars has been allocated to resettle the Gitmo inmates/terrorists.
    I suggest that a new wing be built on the White House to house these unfortunate men caught up in Bush's war on terrorism. Since these men aren't a danger, why not employ them to walk Bo and weed Mrs O's garden. I nice mosque will be provided of course. Then the Obamas will finally have a place to worship.

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  13. @ i see dead heads....

    The problem with that is that Big Guy would then be forced to hang around plebians, or "common folk", if you will.

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  14. False Spring?

    http://dai-strategicconservativealliance.blogspot.com/2009/05/if-you-are-like-most-bo-philanthropists.html

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  15. Dewey, may you go viral, yet escape prosecution under the Cybersecurity Act of 2009.

    Re: The Barney-Toes soiree. Isn't there a place in Georgetown that sells ballet slippers and tutus in plus sizes? I think so, and since you guys need eight, maybe they'll give a quantity discount. TOTUS, please make a video for YouTube. A chorus line always perks me up.

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  16. Thanks tennismom2 ... game, set & match...

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  17. DEWEY:
    Great video. Do dat again.

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  18. I found it interesting that a mere $134,000,000 was comped in GB. Here we comped $787,000,0000,0000 to pay off contributors and to buy banks and car companys and nobody bats an eyelash!

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  19. Excellent work, Dewey! And obviously a lot of time went into that. But hey, when you are working with TOTUS as an inspiration, it's a labor of love, right?

    I am sorry I missed seeing Hannity play it. That's fantastic!

    Congratulations!

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  20. bettyann,

    I WILL do dat again!

    Imageremix, thanks. I've been told I have too much time on my hands, but you've nailed it: love.

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  21. AAAAAAAAAACK! I came over to this post to get away from that crazy Doomsday Chinaman and that Nike pusher with the strange sounding name......!!!!!!!!!

    I just wanted to CONGRATULATE YOU, Detroit Dewey. You must have exceptional ability to go with that big heart of yours to be featured on PRIME TIME. Way to go! (c:

    [Unfortunately, I missed it on Fox and with only dial-up available to me, I couldn't watch your video (2 seconds of view to 30 seconds of load is beyond my patience quotient!). I'm sure it was terrific.]

    And now....... I'm skidaddlin' AWAY from that crazy Chinaman and his "tiffany rings."

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  22. this "list" totus probably gave big guy some gift ideas for "future" heads of state out there!!! since he hasn't been able to give a "worthy" present yet!

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  23. Thanks TruthWillWin ... sorry about your internet connection issue, but the video will be on my web site FOREVER ... or until something better happens... maybe in 2010 ... anyway, maybe BO will give us all free broadband to go with our free mortgages ...

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  24. Good to know, Dewey. I'll go there when I can watch it on broadband paid for by ME.

    I wouldn't take a free pack of matches from that creep.

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  25. Pat Jenkins, that is so funny!

    Of course! There must be peddlars from all over the WORLD pushing their wares as gifts for B. Hussein to give. Those who specialize in anything cheap, plastic, or tacky will have the most success.

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  26. What's with the piano tuning kit? You just have to set up the trapeze once for enjoyment day in and day out.

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