Thursday, May 14, 2009

Supreme Thinking

Big Guy has a finalist list for the Supreme Court nomination, and Gov. Jennifer Granholm, is one of the finalists. Everyone likes Jenny around the White House, and Big Guy believes she can do for the U.S. Constitution and the rule of law what she did for the state of Michigan ... wait ... she's from Michigan? Holy crap! We really aren't vetting anyone around here, are we?

26 comments:

  1. Please take her off our hands! Please?

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  2. great choice is right totus... she can bring misery to the whole nation through the courts like she has to michigan!

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  3. Don't forget---she has tax avoidance issues! That's probably how she made the list in the first place.

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  4. Is she the one with a eligibility problem as well? Not a US citizen by birth? I guess I wouldn't be surprised then.

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  5. She just might do that, TOTUS, if she get on the Supreme Court!

    John's Space

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  6. Jon
    My name is Andrew Chernin and I'm a reporter for a Chilean business and politics magazine called Qué Pasa (www.quepasa.cl).I was interested in interviewing you to write a profile on President Obama's speechwriter.
    If you are interested, please write me back at andrewchernin@gmail.com
    Best,
    Andrew Chernin
    Reporter for Qué Pasa Magazine
    Santiago, Chile
    56-2 5507503

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  7. Good for Michigan, bad for America.

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  8. I thought Bruno was on the short list as well. Maybe Jenny and Bruno can have a chocolate pudding wrestling match to settle who gets the nod for the SC.

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  9. That's what we thought about Kathleen Sebelius! Good for KS, bad for the country.

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  10. I'm surprised Hillary hasn't lobbied to be a Supreme. She loves power and being superior: perfect for term-for-life SCJOTUS. Then again, maybe she DID request this, and BO happily said NO----you know, to show her again that HE has the power.

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  11. TOTUS:
    I suppose she could have applied years ago to become a citizen, but was too busy. It's moot point, really, whether she is an American or not. Makes for color and variety and all that. When are going to get some pygmies in office?

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  12. MM:
    I was thinking of the little, charming, foriegn type of pygmie. The intellectual pygmies are on the run from Cheney at the moment, we may need a few more of those soon too, as replacements. Balance, people, it's all about balance.

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  13. RE: Andrew Ian Chernin (above).

    Who's "Jon?" Is first name of the guy writing as "TOTUS" "Jon?"

    Is that short for "Jonah [Goldberg]?" Guess Andy knows "Jon" pretty well. Hmmmmmm....

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  14. WOW, TWW! You might be onto something there!

    Now leave Jon alone and let him recede into the background, so TOTUS gets the attention he so rightly deserves....

    (I've always thought that a committee writes this blogspot, including Michelle Malkin. And now, Jon, too.)

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  15. Hi, MM,

    Yeah, I agree. I have no desire to ruin the fun mystery of "who TOTUS is."

    I'm thinking that Andrew of the super-long name is probably just some physher or other weirdo. If he really knows the man well enough to shorten Jonathan or Jonah or Mr. Smith to "Jon," but DOESN'T HAVE HIS PERSONAL E MAIL ADDRESS,........ I doubt he knows dear "TOTUS" well.

    Nice to hear from you MM. Kind of hard to get much of a "conversation" going on this site.

    TWW

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  16. [Jerry said] "Maybe Jenny and Bruno can have a chocolate pudding wrestling match to settle who gets the nod for the SC."

    GREAT IDEA. (C:

    HEADLINE:
    "Winner of Chocolate [of course] Pudding Wrestling Contest to be Next Justice"

    is as good a qualification process as anything else that Kenyan-run administration has come up with yet.

    HEADLINE:
    "Treasury Secretary Contest Won By Person Who Made Dumbest Tax Return Error"

    HEADLINE:
    "Person Fined Highest Amount for Elections Fraud to Be Next H.H.S. Secretary"

    HEADLINE:
    "Person with Most Polyester Pantsuits to be [Assistant] Secretary of State"

    HEADLINE:
    "Person Most Physically Resembling Blago [hat tip to the FOTUS who said that awhile back] Made Homeboy [correction on p. 23 next day] Security Man of the Hour"

    HEADLINE:
    "Winner of 'Who's the Biggest Liar' Contest Becomes [imposter] President of the U.S."

    Bah, ha, haa!

    Terrific.

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  17. I prefer that TOTUS remains a man? of mystery. Speaking from the female standpoint, it's what makes him? so alluring.

    TOTUS,
    What's with all this back and forth between the Big 0 and Bibi? I assume they are jockeying for position prior to their first official meet up. I get the feeling your boss is feeling a little insecure when it comes to his Israeli counterpart. Any insight you could provide would be appreciated.

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  18. I know it's been said but I'll say it again...

    Please take her off our hands!

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  19. No doubt Janet Napolitano will insist on cage fighting with her for the spot. May the best man win.

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  20. Wow...Mountain Mama! When Dear TOTUS yesterday said "boo hoo" I thought of Michelle Malkin as well! But, I just don't picture Dear TOTUS as a sexy broad, er lady. He is a tall, handsome and free Barbasol-using Promptier!

    Now, as to that major league ding-bat from Michigan, holy cow! Is this a contest for the most outlandish? Then nominate that paragon of judicial intelligence, Jeanene Garafalo(Al Franken already has a job that he wants it seems).

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  21. Here's a thought.....Why doesn't Big Guy just nominate himself as SCOTUS??? Then he would have a job for life and we could regain control of the country.

    Big Guy for SCOTUS!!!

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  22. Big Guy's gonna let the ACLU do his dirty work for him.

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  23. Garafalo, Hillary, or Big Guy Himself: yeah, those would all be wunnerful, wunnerful. Or play Clinton and make MICHELLE the next SUPER-liberal SCJOTUS?

    Wait! Don't forget AL FRANKEN! I mean, what if he doesn't illegitimately win the Senate seat from MN?! He'd deserve a reward, for going through so much stress trying to cheat his way into it....

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