Thursday, March 19, 2009

The Audacity Of It All

See, this is the kind of thing that really gets me hot under the prompter. I better get my 20% ... daddy needs a new set of rubber footies for the outdoor events.

I mean, hello, I'm writing the book as he speaks, for goodness sake. I have the pictures to prove it. And I have to say, I look pretty hot in this picture.


67 comments:

  1. Speaking of getting hot under the collar, that guy you hang out with has a beer named after him and you don't: http://margosmaid.blogspot.com/2009/03/its-american-for-insolvent.html

    What's up with that?

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  2. Mr. Totus,

    PLEASE stay out of the rain. Just remember to stay transparent, reflective, and keep the virus protection up to date. You never know where those flash drives have been.

    So, What's the secret service detail like and what's this rumor about you being made of bullet proof glass?

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  3. TOTUS......Obama is kicking you under the bus. I wouldn't be surprised to start hearing Chris Dodd blame you for the bonus fiasco!

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  4. looking sharp TOTUS. What's your sign err resolution?

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  5. Hot, smooth, witty, hilarious, you are my future ex husband!!!

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  6. Hey TOTUS...YOU'RE doing an incredible job...ever think about running for office?

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  7. You're being dissed on politico
    http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0309/20234.html

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  8. Totus--

    Here are some of your friends in action:
    http://www.or8tor.com

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  9. Damn Totus!

    You so crazy...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3rqKg6n80M

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  10. Perhaps you have covered this: Is he partial to a particular font?

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  11. TOTUS....TOTUS..He's our man if he can't do it nobody can!

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  12. Love the whole schtick. And it would be uproarious if it weren't so damn sad.

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  13. Teleprompter, do you feel a little like Steve Martin in Roxanne? You know, the guy behind the romantic words and sensitive thoughts...only to be go unnoticed as you feed the words to the "good-looking" guy with no brain? And of course he gives you no credit as the American people drool over him like an infatuated woman.

    I don't care about your exterior, teleprompter...I know what's inside of you and together...we could move mountains. Join me...come to our side...I will give you the credit you deserve!

    -Sarah Palin

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  14. Are you the first African American TOTUS?

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  15. "ever think about running for office?"

    It did, and we elected it.

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  16. TOTUS, could I ask you a question? How do you keep a straight face when he walks up to you? I'm sure you have to stifle your giggles. Have you ever thought about just letting go one day and laugh in his face?

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  17. Hey TOTUS,
    Do you think Barry's going to debate Rush? If so, do yo think he'll bring the Butt Boys?

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  18. TOTUS, Do you like rodents too?

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  19. TOTUS, I see on St. Patty's Day, when the Irish PM was at the WH, you had a little fun. Zero ended up thanking himself for the celebration at the WH. Of course you were blamed. Do you think you can play a few more tricks on him? This coming Tuesday night would be a good time. Thanks!

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  20. Wow!

    What a hot and sultry look in your reflector, TOTUS! You must be getting some action from the interns because I see a fashionable tatoo under hight adjuster. You are one trendy teleprompter....

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  21. TOTUS, Do you like rodents like Barney? Does Barry like rodents live Barney?

    Love,
    Joe the Gerbil (Joe the Plumber's antithesis creature)

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  22. As I was TOTUS: Does Barry like to let us rodents in like Barney does?

    Joe

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  23. Tote us? What's in a name? Your devious plan is to carry only The One to Power above the people.

    May your plastic suffer pits!

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  24. Boxers or Briefs? or should I say, Bold or Italics?

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  25. Teleprompter, I know we are diametrically opposed politically but damn..the way you talk..you are hot....will you marry me?

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  26. You do in fact look smokin. I want a close up!

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  27. TOTUS, do you ever get the urge to pull a Veronica Corningstone (ala Ron Burgundy) on him. You know he would say, "America, go f... yourself", if you put it up there. Cmon', you know you wanna.

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  28. TOTUS, Remember me? Maybe we can hook up again?

    :) HotBottom

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  29. If you're mad about the book, how do you think Bill Ayers feels?

    Are you going to be in the audience at the Leno show? I'll be looking for you.

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  30. You are one attractive teleprompter. Good luck getting those shoes.

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  31. So, will you get to meet Leno? Do you think he'll use you instead of the cue cards? I wonder if you feel superior to the cue cards, being that you are the change we've all been waiting for all all that stuff you say...

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  32. TOTUS, you are brilliant. Thanks for being so...transparent. No pun intended.

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  33. The most sexy tele of the world.

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  34. Check out some of the stuff on my blog, http://www.bobbywarren.blogspot.com, especially the entries labeled Shenanigans ... a lot of teleprompter stuff.

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  35. Hello BOT....We just finished up OUR INTEL meeting at N.U.C.K......
    (Notecards-United-Crushing-Kommunisim)


    We were talking about you as usual,
    When CueCard said "You are equivalent to Barry's Binky",,,He doesn't go anywhere with out you!

    -------------------------------------
    N.U.C.K. is affilated with N.U.C.K (Nowledge-Understands-Conniving-Kommies)
    and N.U.C.K. (Nasty-Urban-Commie-Killers) Together we are known as
    N.U.C.K. ~ N.U.C.K. ~ N.U.C.K....

    But NOT affilated with N.U.C.K.Y.O.U.
    (Nice Understanding Communists Keeping Youth Organized & United)
    -------------------------------------
    P.S....yOUR mama so fat she wears neck deorderant

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  36. Mr. Prompter: I think you look very dapper in that picture - and such good posture. Just as President Bush was called W, your Teleprompted-In-Chief should be referred to as H from henceforth. You'all are invited to participate in my poll question regarding H's birthplace!

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  37. TOTUS, was it you who made Teleprompter Jesus say that politically incorrect remark about the special olympics on the Leno show tonight?

    If so, all I can say is, "Bad TOTUS, bad boy!" *snork* *giggle*

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  38. I, Teleprompter I think we might have a Law 1 violation here.

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  39. Mr T, I think the big O may be writing that new book to earn enough money to replace you. You do know that you hurt him badly. All those things you had him say on the campaign trail such as: No lobbyists in my administration, No cabinet members with skeletons in the closet, A transparent administration (that was a good one), Lots of bipartisanship, Changing the way things are done in Washington, etc... And now you have him say all these new things that are getting him in trouble because they are 180 degrees from you had him say before. Your days may be numbered. You better shape up because the legal pad is itching to get in the game.

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  40. TOTUS don't look now, but they want to blame you for global climate change and cap your ehhhh...unmentionables.
    Just say NO to UN energy cap and tax!

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  41. TOTUS do you have any insights for the Big Guy's plans for "Comprehensive Immigration Reform"?? Like where in the hell we will get the money to pay for more social services for former "Illegal aliens"??

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  42. Teleprompter... because you weren't on the job Obama made that crack about his bowling skills being the equivalent of the Special Olympics.

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  43. "Even when Obama went before the cameras to express outrage at the AIG bonuses, he seemed to nod to the contrived nature of it. During an East Room event, when Obama coughed, he drew laughter by departing from the teleprompter to crack: “Excuse me, I’m choked up with anger here.” - the Politico

    Listen TOTUS.....you've got to get him under control!

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  44. The profits from book sales can be used to pay for everyone's mortgages! YES WE CAN!

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  45. I would just like to state that I support the TOTUS, but I do not support what the TOTUS says!

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  46. Does Michelle have a TOTFLUS hersefl or does she just use you like a penny from the check out"Take a Penny Leave an Penny" Jar?

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  47. There once was a prompter named TOTUS,
    Who gave us mere mortals 'clear' notice,
    That our country's a-changing,
    ('cause it needs 're-arranging'),
    So tell Him He's wrong and please quote us!!!

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  48. TOTUS - Funny stuff. Scary stuff. Sad stuff. Now if I could get you to say things I could agree with...

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  49. TOTUS,

    Did you really instruct him to tell that lame Special Olympics joke?

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  50. I don't see what the problem is, that is business as usual in DC, it is not...oh...hmm...change.

    Obviously this is different.

    My Opinion on That

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  51. TOTUS, I love you! Please tell POTUS next time to stick to you and there will be no more dissing the mentally challenged folks.

    http://politicaldale.blogspot.com

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  52. Totus... Prove to us you are the true power behind the throne. Make him say "Uh".... 4 times in his next speech.

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  53. Bill asks

    Mr. TOTUS, do you accompany the POTUS on dates with his wife.

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  54. Tell TOTUS what to tell POTUS what to say:
    {ObamaPrompter}

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  55. OMG--"daddy needs a new set of rubber footies for the outdoor events." ROTFLMAO!

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