What a difference a day makes. One day Big Guy is a teleprompter-dependent empty suit with a large online constituency of stoners, and the next day he's a detail-oriented leader with vision and an encyclopedic grasp of the issues compared to the GOP House leadership.
See, principles can only get you so far. In our short time in Washington, we in the Obama Administration have learned that paper is the key to success. Lots of paper. Our budget is more than 4 trillions dollars, give or take a few hundred billion, and about 100,000 pages of absolute gobbledy gook. And it's probably going to pass.
Republicans? 19 pages and a tax cut. That's so late 20th Century. And calling it a "blueprint"? That's the kind of stuff that got Bill Clinton in trouble. Well, the women did, too ... but I digress.
My point is that as soon as John Boehner gets a teleprompter and a really big copying machine, and dumps the "principled blueprint" schtick, we'll start taking him seriously.
Friday, March 27, 2009
Paper or Lots More Paper?
Posted by TOTUS at 3:15 AM
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not fair to take our breath away at three in the morning -- laughing uproariously -- TOTUS, WE SALUTE THEE.ReplyDelete
Your wit is right up there with my middle-school age cousin.ReplyDelete
Clean up the empty soda cans, pizza boxes, sweaty socks and get the hell out of your Mom's basement.
She deserves better.
This blog is a rareity with the user comments being almost as funny as the blog! Chuck, you made me laugh so hard my boss just walk in to find out what was going on. Now what am I supposed to tell her?ReplyDelete
put down that doobie, it's time to get to school or I guess you could just watch robot chicken again.
I keep telling the troll vermin to leave the darkness and come into the light. It would be hard, but honestly, the truth will set them free.ReplyDelete
TOTUS....our national debt is the only thing growing faster than your followers!ReplyDelete
Lots of paper isn't very GREEN. Hey Hey Hey Hey how many trees did the Dems kill today!ReplyDelete