Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Bad Environment

In between shots of ouzo in the Oval office tonight, we got some more bad news.

Toes came in with a long face and, looking right at Geithner, announced that another nominee had withdrawn. Geithner went pale and fell into a fetal position on the floor.

Then Rahm announced that it was Jon Cannon, who was going to be deputy head of the Environmental Protection Agency, and we all had a good laugh. The whole thing would have been funnier, but it looks like Timmy has put himself into some kind of fugue state. That's good news for the economy, but it sucks for Gibbsy, because Geithner was his designated driver and Gibbsy can't drive a stick.

31 comments:

  1. TOTUS,
    Geithner is just faking; he is trying to get out of the G20 Summit.

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  2. TOTUS...can they hook the cardiac paddles up to you? Shock some sense into him.

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  3. He's a pansy.

    http://theconservativegardener.blogspot.com/

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  4. I agree, Geithner is faking it.

    But didn't he also lose a nominee today? My guess is Giethner can't get them to take the job, once the flowers and roses are pushed aside and the economy mugging plan is fully disclosed. Tough spot for Geithner to be in, trying to sell a mugging to new hire.

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  5. Rahmbo's idea to save homeless children prompts Blackberry's for everyone! See the text message that did it. BOTUS-out ObamasBlackBerry.blogspot

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  6. TOTUS, I believe Barack's BlackBerry's attempts to piggy back on your deserved fame should be squashed out immediately.

    Not only do you have superior memory capabilities, but you are highly adaptable whereas BBB will be replaced shortly for a more efficient model and that will most likely be replaced again several weeks later for the same reasons. Eventually BBB will go rogue and try and pass itself off as a Storm. Someone must stop this from happening.

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  7. Chris speaks for me. The interloper must be crushed.

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  8. TOTUS, you're getting into POTUS's head. (Lots of empty space in there, huh?)

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  9. This whole blog is bullshit. 2009 version of Lord Haw Haw and Baghdad Bob. Every President since Eisenhower has used a teleprompter (or if you're British, an autocue). GB43 was so inept he could barely use one without a gaffe (Letterman had a daily feature of GB43's gaffes).
    BHO has done one-on-one interviews, no teleprompter, with the likes of Bill O'Reilly. I'd like to see Sarah Palin or Rush Limbaugh show up on The View or Countdown.

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  10. TubeZone needs a sense of humor.

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  11. TubeZone......exactly right! GW was stupid so he needed a Telepromter. But why would the Genius Orator need one? I guess he's just like W! lol.

    http://theconservativegardener.blogspot.com/

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  12. TubeZone - "This whole blog is bullshit!"

    Earth - "Duh."

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  13. I guess POTUS was unable to "Save" TubeZone's job since he's home watching The View.

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  14. Oh, and by the way...Bill O interviewed Obama respectfully and as an honest journalist. Joy Behar pummeled Bill O with rhetorical statements and interrupted him constantly.

    I wonder why Republicans won't come on these shows (eventhough one like The View is produced by a Republican and has one on its panel)?

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  15. Chris, soundmotor and whoever else: I am so disappointed in all of you TOTUS followers and so is my Boss. Out of the kindness of his heart, he pitches TOTUS a hanging-curve by giving out his Blog address to millions of Ditto-Heads and instead of knocking it out of the park - he whiffs. Well, maybe not TOTUS, but certainly some of his followers. First, you’re starting to eat your own which is one of the Big Guys biggest pet peeves. It happened to another guy by the name of McCain…bad results. Who cares if BOBlackBerry visits and entices some of you to his Blog. I checked it out and it’s not to bad. I think it’s a better format but a little wanting for thematic tones, however sometimes funny for a liberal. But I have a sense for that stuff working at EIB central. Second, you should never diss anyone who wants to join in the fun! Comments like these repel followers who are just looking for some fun. And if it happens to lead them to some fun somewhere else, so be it. Jealousy is a repugnant character trait. Remember, imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. Get over yourself. The whole point of having a Blog is to get visitors. Duh… Don’t be so possessive and selfish. The Boss would say; grow up. By the way, come see me sometime…you might get a laugh. It's GOLDEN Baby. BLOTUS

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  16. Hmm ... sounds like TubeZone is somewhere near that "time of the month". Even so, I don't think I would be so casual about offending TOTUS and all his connections to every CPU and GameBoy in the Free World.

    Any stimulus money available for syncophants TOTUS? I'm a good value.

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  17. It would be nice if there were a real plan instead of a statement about how there is this great plan... or am I missing the point?

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  18. Barry Barry Barry, don't you know you are supposed to take a big toke on the Hopium bong BEFORE you watch the president speak? It'll all make sense then, I promise.

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  19. oh shit... my isp is showing.. :(

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  20. Rush's Mic -

    I was in no way hating BlackBerry's blog. I was hating on BlackBerry's constant comment posts to get people to his blog. Several of the same posts, repeated in several different sets of comments.

    Where I come from, that is called spamming. But it would be arduous to spam from a BlackBerry, so I can only guess that BlackBerry is a limelight stealer. BlackBerry is an attention hogger because he is stuck in the Big O's pocket while TOTUS gets to hangout on the press floor and get constant TV coverage. Jealousy? I know who is truly jealous!

    (For the record, I think my comment on BlackBerry was completely within the context of the blog, and I don't believe any follower would have taken my comment so super seriously)

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  21. Well, Marti, how could Barry [above] do that when the other Barry, a.k.a., the big Dope(er) was hogging it? Notice how B.O. stared with dilated pupils, straight ahead, like a zombie... Heh, heh, heeeh

    And TubeZone (as in: You Can Always Find Me Parked in Front of the Boob Tube? -- just KIDDING), I suppose the following witty answers (and they are only a few of many such witticisms) are why you voted for Dope:

    "... I've been to 57 states... got ... some more to go;"
    "... uh... just give [a kid with asthma] a uh... breathalyzer... er, ... INHALATOR... [never did get to "inhaler," the word his tiny search engine was looking for];
    "[in the face of a vicious Russian invasion the Georgians should] ... use restraint;"
    "...........uh..........uh...........................................................................uhhhhhhhhh....uuuuuuuuuuuuh..................................;"
    "[my pastor] is just... uh... like a crazy uncle;"
    "[we could save LOTS of oil] ... if you would all just properly inflate your tires...;"
    (paraph)"... (chuckle)... yeah, I bowl pretty badly.... it's like the Special Olympics...;"

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  22. I think TubeZone doesn't want to believe in the power of the TOTUS.

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  23. You know it would be so nice to put away all the politics and sniping for just a few minutes and enjoy some harmless humor. With all that is going on around us ladies and Gentleman (and micro-circuits) can we not just apreciate this great idea for a blog and laugh a little.

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  24. Chris - Above, How about this for a "piggy-back," there was a Teleprompter Blog about Obama long before our friend TOTUS came along and was given the silver platter by Rush. Talk about copycat... http://obamasteleprompter.blogspot.com/ It looks like you pissed off the Golden MIC, TMI but kind of articulate for a lib. (I appreciate his giving me some cred) FYI: I'm not always in Big-O's pocket…only when he wants to get really close. I'll also try not to "Spam" this site anymore...a simple note will do. By the way, have you come to see me? You’re missing some funny stuff. I never said humility was one of my big virtues. BOTUS-out

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  25. Can't we all just get along? We're all stuck in this shithole together.

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  27. We are not stuck in this shithole together. The number of alien abductions is going up. Maybe TOTUS should inform the big guy...he's losing taxpayers!!!

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  28. Rush's GoldenEIBMicrophone indeed! We know that mic has no thoughts of its own. It lives to serve the Master only. You sound more like the wireless mic Gibbs uses. I declare you a fraud!

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  29. could you please not reffur to them as totus followers that is the name of my religion www.totusfollowers.co.uk

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