Big Guy and the family and I are off to Camp David for the weekend. This should be a lot of fun. I hear that I get my own cabin. I need the rest given the day I had today. People have been asking me about Earth Hour, which sounds like something Al Gore might've come up with during his recovery from the chai enema mishap at Burning Man last year.
So let's be clear: Big Boy and I have hours upon hours of basketball to watch this weekend, so no one will be turning me off. The only things that can turn me off are mean people, pictures of Nancy Pelosi in strapless dresses, and pictures like this:
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Nice 'fro, Toes.
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i read TOTUS' Blog every day!!!
Have a great weekend TOTUS. In between games have a look at what politicalderby.com had to say about my blog. Come tell me what you think. Personally, I think we make a great team.
ReplyDeleteHe looks like a cheerleader I used to know from Michigan State.
ReplyDeleteHow frightening. Is this a pic of Rahmbo's dance partner?
ReplyDeleteTOTUS, I became one of your followers, why not become one of mine? Come checkout my blog and also my website.
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Are you out of your CPU?? You know, after posting that picture of Rahm there's going to be payback. Do not turn your back on him ever again!
ReplyDeleteEven back then he wanted to be you TOTUS... look at that bean-pole with a huge mellon on top..... we'll don't look too long, your retna's may burn out.
ReplyDeleteRest up, TOTUS - it can't be easy keeping your eyes on everything and everyone. I check you out several times a day for a smile.
ReplyDeleteIs that Rahm or Barack? Seriously, I don't know. It's like a weird and scary combination of the two. Could it be ... The Rahck?
ReplyDeleteEw!! I'd rather be looking at you, TOTUS. I take UCONN for the winner. Have a great weekend!
ReplyDeleteNancy Pelosi...I swear, if that woman has one more face lift, she'll be sporting a goatee!
ReplyDeleteYet further proof that the right-wing shouldn't attempt humor, irony or any of either's relatives.
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ReplyDeleteI always knew Leo Sayer had a twin.
ReplyDeleteYOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE DANCIN'!
The toned arms are very Michelle like. Is that ... thing ... her trainer?
ReplyDeleteDear T, Have a relaxing weekend at Camp. Thank you for being his voice and our eyes all week. You are the shining star of it all. <3
TOTUS,
ReplyDeleteWow, and I mean Wow. Never in my life has any one image produced so many emotions, thoughts and feelings at the same time, all at once.
There's a side of me that wants to run out and chain myself to a stationary object, staple a small, dead, rotting animal just above each of my eyes, and then let the buzzards have their way with me until all of my sight is permanently gone, with no chance of it ever coming back, as that would be the only way to guarantee I never see anything like this ever again.
or...
Another part of me looks at it like one would a piece of abstract or modern day art. You can stare at it all day, ( even turn it on its side if you must ), but in the end, you simply end up walking away shaking your head: empty, lost, confused, and possibly questioning your faith or even the existence of God.
The only thing running through my head right now, is if whether or not, they even make a medication powerful enough to purge it from my memory.
I think we have just found a way to defeat Al-Qaida and Iran. Nuclear arsenals have nothing on this "weapon-of-mass-destruction"...
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TOES! The only thing better would be to see him on point.
ReplyDeleteTOTUS, Burning Man? Really? Can you please feed that reference to the Big Guy the next time he comments on California's Proposition 8?
ReplyDeleteAre you a closet American Idol fan, pun intended? That would explain the Big Guy's unseemly pseudo-obsession with Simon Cowell. See, I'm a SoCal native with hipster pretensions and I did not know about Burning Man until those Adam Lambert pics were splashed across the internets recently. If you have access to the Goracle's enema pics, please spare us.
I'd be much obliged on both counts.
Excellent insight, Gabrie1. Unfortunately, B. O., the "weapon of mass destruction," is aimed at US!
ReplyDeleteTOTUS!!! Why did you scrub (or did BOTUS do it?) the obamasgianttvscreen blog? It was cool.
ReplyDeleteForget waterboarding...just put this picture in the Army Field Manual!
ReplyDeleteRahmbo...our new secret weapon in the WOT.
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ReplyDeleteTOTUS...I'm wondering if Toes can pirouette as well with his body as he does with his words?
ReplyDeleteToes looks like something out of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Where are the SNL skits on this guy? On this administration? This is comedic gold.
ReplyDeleteWriter X, that's it, you nailed it ! The transvestite vampire from RHPS ! I have never seen anything so... so... ummm.. un-holy, in all of my existence.
ReplyDeleteThe CIA needs to print this photo on as much paper they can find and start dropping the leaflets on Obama Bin Laden's suspected hideouts, ( using strictly bio-degradable paper of course ).
You want Jihad OBL? Well take that! Ya piss us off again and we'll bust out the one that has him wearing a leotard...
Saw this headline on the FoxNews website:
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I'm sitting here thinking, it's already been released...
Based on that picture, I'd say Toes is a shoe-in to eventually be highlighted on:
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Oh, that Toes!! Great look there...Maybe he was auditioning for "Hair." Hm...wonder if he would have been up for the nude scenes...
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