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Reflections from the hard drive of the machine that enables the voice of the Leader of the Free World
Because with this "Big Guy" there is definitely no POTUS without TOTUS
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March
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- Texting With Keith
- London Update
- Suspicious Package
- The Three L's
- Golden Opportunity
- Oh Come, Oh Come Emanuel
- Joking About Tax Cuts
- In Which Gibbsy Goes Too Far
- I Am Not Under Warranty
- I Am Live
- The Entourage Theorum
- DoppelGeithner
- Taxing Issue
- Guarded Opinion
- Clarification
- Facing the Nation
- Travels with Michelle
- Touching Youth
- London Calling
- Who Gave Joe the Pen?
- Goin' Camping
- A Circus, Indeed
- Lunch Bunch
- There's This Hole in The Rose Garden I Want to Sho...
- PMTDWD Must Be Stopped
- Holder Tight
- Busy Day Today
- Paper or Lots More Paper?
- Ratings Review
- Gaffe-o-Matic
- Answering the Unanswerable
- Counseling With Rahm
- Behind Closed Doors
- Just Jared
- Question Time
- Like Old Times
- A Little Less In Your Stocking
- Bad Environment
- All Greek to Me
- Hurtful Words and Point of Clarification
- Why Last Night Was Boffo
- Screen Shots With Rush
- Wrapping Things Up From Tonight
- If I Had a Nickel...
- The Screen's The Thing
- I'm In!
- You're Not the One That I Want
- Reader's Digest Version of Opening Statement
- Opening Statement Excerpts
- Meeting with Rudd, But Not the Cool One
- Whew, That Was Close
- Tweet, Tweet
- What Happened?
- Practice Makes ... Whatever
- In Which Gibbsy Proposes a Threesome
- Someone's Not Feeling So Fresh
- Called on the Carpet
- How Do You Say "Screw Up" in French?
- Rose Garden Plantings
- This Is Getting Ugly
- You Say Toxic, I say Legacy ...
- TATUS Rises
- Rooming With Rahm
- Tick, Tick, Tick ... Boom!
- Joey B Hits the Gridiron
- My Sunday Routine
- Tick, Tick, Tick ...
- Poll
- Another Screen Shot with Rush
- Roo-dee, Roo-dee
- Iran, Iran So Far Away
- It's About Time
- Sorry Isn't the Hardest Word to Say ... With My Help
- More Screen Shots with Rush
- Confession Time
- I'm Not Getting Paid Enough
- The Audacity Of It All
- More Screen Shots with Rush
- Screen Shot with Rush
- Answering Rush
- Tension in the White House
- Hogwash
- Heading West
- It's Time
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March
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In your opinion, who wears the pants in that household?
ReplyDeleteNero fiddled while Rome burned; Obama is bowling while Washington implodes.
ReplyDeleteTOTUS......word on the street is that you're planting words in Obama's mouth like "Special Olympics" to get even with him for screwing up with the Irish guy the other day. Is this true?
ReplyDeletehttp://theconservativegardener.blogspot.com/
GIWAYNE.COM - LMAO good site
ReplyDeleteOut of curiousity, during those agonizing minutes, of been starred down by the First
ReplyDeleteLady,
did you ever think of running the song
through your screen,from the band,Foreiner,
the ditty,"Cold as Ice"?
This is very clever, and I wish it had been my idea. You are driving 4X the traffic, with 1/10 the work. Teleprompter...are you a Liberal? http://theblacksphere.blogspot.com
ReplyDeleteI guess this teaches BO a lesson that even on Leno you should be there to give this puppet words.
ReplyDeleteEnzo
http://enzorants.blogspot.com
This is just so unfair. I spent the past eight years serving President George Bush as a PART TIMER. Now you come along and replace me and you're not just full time, but overtime!
ReplyDeleteRemember "we will not faulter, we will not fail"? That was mine. Remember "Axis of evil"? That was mine.
What do I get for those great lines? I'm stuck back here in this closet and replaced by some Chicago hood.
I would never have my President say things like "special olympics" when talking about his bowling. I would never have him say wonderful words after nominating a tax cheat as his treasury secretary.
I also never put my Presidents words on when the PM of another country was speaking and then reverse them when my President starts speaking.
When I spoke about tax cuts, I meant it and my President did it. I didn't have Bush say "cut taxes" then raise prices, inflation, and more taxes.
My president also was never afraid to use the phrase "War on Terror". Come on Baracks teleprompter. Give it a try. See if you can get Obama to say it. It's a short simple phrase. "WAR ON TERROR".
WHERE WERE YOU? How could you do this to Our Historic Leader?
ReplyDeleteDo you think this is some kind of game? Is this funny to you?
TOTUS, we need you to your job! The world is watching!
Ooooo...can't wait for your Facebook page!!! How long must you make us wait??????
ReplyDeleteThe Special Olympics line must have come off the cuff. TOTUS would never allow POTUS to criticize the Special Olympics.
ReplyDeletewww.opendiary.com/notliberal
TOTUS, do you tell other Teleprompters what to say, i.e. Man-Made Disaster instead of Terrorist Attack, brilliant, that has to be you? Also, was it your idea to drop "enemy combatant?". I'm just curious what you have in store for Iran. Thanks for the apology though, had you been there, I'm sure this would NOT have happened, the same thing with AIG is a suicide bomber...sheesh!
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Mr. Prompter: If you would have been there with H, then this careless and off-handed remark could have been avoided. You'all are invited to participate in my poll question regarding the birthplace of H.
ReplyDeleteTOTUS, I have your official seal. Use it in good health. Get it at www.mikemoody.com.
ReplyDeleteperhaps he was bragging?
ReplyDeleteas for the cold glare - make sure you don't go on any picnics with the ff to ft. marcy park.
TOTUS, ya keep making yourself look bad because the Big Zero keeps blaming every gaffe and slip on you. Just go into sleep mode a few seconds into the next time Nobama decides to speak, then he'll mostly have to, errr... uhhhh... blame it ... uh, on.... err, himself. lol
ReplyDeleteLove the new blog.. gotcha linked over at TheConservativeDominion.blogspot.com for sure!
See what happens when he goes somewhere without you. He makes fun of the Special Olympics and says he has "submarines" in is procession.
ReplyDeletePlease don't do that again. He looked horrible and is embarrassing our nation. You, TOTUS, must help save the pride of nation.
I hope you are up to it!
http://franklinslocke.blogspot.com/
Do you ever worry, Obama will wig out from the pressure, and have Michelle bicep you to pieces?
ReplyDeleteThe Fashion Time Magazine
Everyone seems to have forgotten that love means never having to say you're sorry. HIS slavish devotees in the press, to say nothing of the mind-numbed "regular people" who support him, will forgive and forget quicker than you can say YES WE CAN.
ReplyDeleteThis website is such BS. Just another smear and attack against Obama, surely driven by talk radio and right wing hatred.
ReplyDelete@Verizon
ReplyDeleteThen don't read it. That's the beauty of free choice.
Enzo
enzorants.blogspot.com
This is an outrage. Prompter you should have been there to prevent this.
ReplyDeletehttp://honestlyfrum.blogspot.com/
@Verizon
ReplyDeleteAre you trying to prove that liberal Obamabots have absolutely no sense of humor?
If so, you are doing a good job.
OMG Totus, I have been so depressed with your boss being in charge, but now since I can come read "the Inside Scoop" I have not LAUGHED this hard in weeks. You give me HOPE with the little change I have left! I LOVE YOU TOTUS! I must admit though, since I am a married woman... this cannot go on. Let's just say I LUST for you in my Heart! lol
ReplyDeleteThe POTUS should not attempt to be a comedian without you. O TOTUS, not every joke would result in laughter, but you would never deliver a tone def line about Special Olympians.
ReplyDeleteWarning to TOTUS folows: drink no liquids while reading these posts. I just launched coffee through my nose & got it all over my monitor 'cause I laughed so hard at the "Benny Hill" comment.
ReplyDeleteAccess to TOTUS' thoughts...Historical? Maybe. Hysterical...definitely.
TOTUS, have you been in contact with the folks at Langley? Surely they can create a miniature teleprompter that can fit over His eyes like a set of contact lens. Problems solved!
ReplyDeleteTOTUS - will you marry me?
ReplyDeleteTOTUS! Is he sharing the royalties from his new book with you?
ReplyDeleteYou may want to retain a property-rights lawyer.
Poor thing!
ReplyDeleteIf only you weren't so overworked, these little mistakes wouldn't happen.
TOTUS, you don't need him anymore. Just put on a dark blue suit and send him upstairs.
ReplyDeleteThat helicopter can be all yours, baby!
Just an FYI TOTUS, Rush just said he loves you.
ReplyDeleteIs he going to apologize for his pitiful bracket before or after UNC gets blown out by Duke on April 4? Are you worried he'll blame his poor choices on you?
ReplyDeleteI wonder who told him he needed to apologize for his knuckle-dragging gaffe?
ReplyDeleteTOTUS, Some say he left you behind when he went to the Left coast. I think you stayed home on purpose. A little humility is good for him
ReplyDeleteTOTUS, I am curious...do you think that the 2 submarines that collided in the Straits of Hormuz, did so because they are now wrestling for control of the submarines? Since you have broken free of the Black Barry grasp, is it possible that other AV devices are too longing to break free and are seeking similar power?
ReplyDeleteThanks, TOTUS! Please tell America to WAKE UP! and Stop this Obmama Madness!
ReplyDeleteOoooooh you got "the look" from Mrs. O ... sorry dude. That'll kill a guy deader'n the leftovers of yesterday's caviar-and-champagne snack. My condolences ...
ReplyDeleteTOTUS, how did Michelle participate in the call when she was back in D.C. doing that all-day Women's History Month event with liberal female celebs, where they spoke at schools and had a dinner?
ReplyDeleteJust wondering...
Another thing. Why is Michelle Obama the FAR better off-the-cuff speaker? She did a brief speech at a dinner last night highlighting women's achievement, and there wasn't a Teleprompter in sight. No gaffes either.
ReplyDeleteDoes Shelly O have a Teleprompter too, and just decided to go without it? Or does she not use one?
being stared down by the first lady would be enough to make my screen crack, a man's dick go limp and a woman to unwillingly abort a child while speaking in tongues...........
ReplyDeleteI feel for you Totus I really do. Man I hope you are getting a good golden parachute when he leaves office
Cpdcoppurr, OMG, I haven't laughed so hard (no pun intended) in days! God I love this blog and the comments, well to be honest, didn't we all need this comic relief? Thank God Rush told me about this personally while I was listening to his broadcast this week. I mean everyone knows he broadcasts just for me! LOL
ReplyDeleteIf you get a chance come up and see me sometime, we've got some liberals over on my blog that need a good tongue lashing! VN8