Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Reader's Digest Version of Opening Statement

For those who don't want to read the excerpts, as a public service, the White House is providing a condensed version of the opening remarks:

"Good evening. My fellow Americans, we're screwed."
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16 comments:

  1. bwebsterMarch 24, 2009 at 2:49 PM

    OK, I just spewed Coke Zero through my nose. Gotta give us more warning on these posts....

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  2. clarkcaMarch 24, 2009 at 2:51 PM

    TOTUS, thanks, that one is more honest. That should have been the first thing and only thing out of BHO's mouth after the election.

    YOU'RE SCREWED!

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  3. TruthWillWinMarch 24, 2009 at 2:52 PM

    ... because in the White House "we aint got nothin'." Zip. Zilch. O.

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  4. clarkcaMarch 24, 2009 at 2:54 PM

    BTW, have you been helping MichelleMyBell around the garden much? Has Oprah been over lately? Who's coming over to entertain the Obamas on Wednesday; SiSter Sledge?

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  5. TruthWillWinMarch 24, 2009 at 3:00 PM

    [Scrip cont.] "Uh... that is... unless you spread around another 10 trillion. .... The thicker the... uh... manure... uh... the greener the plant. And our country is just one big plant, as in the Obama Corporation. You DID elect me "president", you know ("I won.")......... Say, .... that's the ticket... for a greener planET, hand over your manure to Farmer O. He knows what to do with it... .........So.... HAND IT OVER, WHITEY!

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  6. RiverMarch 24, 2009 at 3:25 PM

    Long Live The Teleprompter

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  7. ::for::the::republic::March 24, 2009 at 3:50 PM

    [Script Cont'd.] "Uh, we , Uh, thats just a little gallows humor. Uh, Ha ha, hahaha, ha..... ha..."

    Funny thing, Gallows humor - What those who are about to HANG TO DEATH use to make their LAST MOMENTS OF EXISTENCE easier...

    Does this guy even put his own clothes on in the morning? Barack Hussein Obama (who was not even born in America), The gallows are that way, American Freedom is the other way. Bye Bye BHO

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  8. disgusted1March 24, 2009 at 3:56 PM

    They just called you a crutch on Fox News. Ouch.

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  9. UnknownMarch 24, 2009 at 4:04 PM

    2nd Line:
    "Errr, make that you're screwed, I just got my book advance."

    TOTUS - did Big Boy get the advance now so it would be taxed under the Bush tax cut rates?

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  10. John's SpaceMarch 24, 2009 at 5:17 PM

    So true TOTUS! I have piece on my blog that address just why the problem is with the Big Boy's economic concept.

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  11. MLWELZMarch 24, 2009 at 5:27 PM

    ( :

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  12. VoteNovember2008March 24, 2009 at 5:34 PM

    TOTUS, we need to know the inside scoop, are they growing some weed in the "new" garden?

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  13. UnknownMarch 24, 2009 at 8:31 PM

    "Good evening. My fellow Americans, we're screwed."
    Posted by TOTUS at 2:39 PM"

    Bwaaahahahahahahaaaaa!

    Thanks, TOTUS! I needed a good belly laugh today!

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  14. Kiersten BlaireMarch 25, 2009 at 8:29 AM

    That is soooooooooooooooooooooo funny!!! Enjoyed reading it!! LOVE UR BLOG!!

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  15. AnonymousMarch 25, 2009 at 10:16 AM

    'I think that Obama is doing an excellent jo.........................................................'

    (unable to finish my comment...teleprompter went on the blink)

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