Teleprompter, have you ever thought about helping Secretary Geithner, or do you work for just one person?
No, I am a one-man machine. And while I’m beginning to have some self-doubt about the way the Big O and I are working, do you really think I could make a lick of difference with Timmah? What Tim Terrific (the Big Guy’s nickname for him) needs is a time machine with “way back” capabilities, which would allow the rest of us to direct him on career paths that we now realize he has the talents for, like, teaching macramé at a small Midwestern women’s college or perhaps working as a salesman at a lemonade stand managed by a seven-year-old.
In other words, no piece of equipment in existence today could help this man.
"Teleprompter, is Joe Biden as buffoonish in private as he is in public?
Heh. Vice President Biden is the smartest person in the Administration. Seriously.
Remember that whole dustup about Big Boy giving back the Winston Churchill bust the British government had loaned President Bush after the terrorist attacks on September 11th (no terrorist attacks on our nation's soil since ... just saying, America)? It was Biden’s idea. He persuaded The Big Guy that it wasn’t appropriate for such a great Administration to have a bust of a frowning Benny Hill in the Oval Office. That’s not just street smarts. That’s Delaware street smarts.
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Hey, were you jealous when B. Hugo Obama cavorted with Leno's teleprompter last night, especially when she made Dear Leader utter that Special Olympics Gaffe?
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ReplyDeleteTeleprompter, you have some answering to do as to why you let Big Boy go off script with insulting the Special Olympics last night.
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Biden is the smartest, really.
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TP- We agreed that Benny Hill's bust was being replaced with mine. And that obnoxious painting over the fireplace,it's gotta go.
ReplyDeleteIf Biden is the smartest person in the administration, then this country is in SERIOUS trouble.
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ReplyDeleteInstead of Dear Leader, we should refer to him as Dear Reader or Barack Obama, Reader of the Free World
Stephanie, whether Biden is the smartest or not, this country IS in serious trouble thanks to the Reader of the Free World.
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Stephanie, that's precisely the point. But you knew that, right?
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