Friday, March 27, 2009

PMTDWD Must Be Stopped

I am proud of Keith Olbermann and some guy from the Washington Post no one cares about or reads, because they both had the courage to go on national cable television to announce to their viewer that they both suffer from the dibilitating disease Pathological Maladaptive Thought Dysfunction ... With Delusions.

I point this out, first, to see if we can't get a webathon up and running to get these two men the sorely needed help they require, second, because the latest unsuspecting victim of their PMTDWD was CNN's Ed Henry, and I have to be nice to him because almost all of the time that he's sitting at press conferences, he is right behind me with my back turned to him.

Apparently one of the side effects of PMTDWD is giganticism of the forehead. Good grief, look at the melons on those two. The echo inside those skulls must be remarkable. Until the delusions start filling them up.

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  1. " to their viewer "

    ha ha ha ha ha

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  3. Nice schtick, Stick. You talk like a typical Obama supporter maybe even an Acorn thug.

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  4. Who's Keith Olberman? Never heard of him.

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  5. Totus, I can hardly wait for your book.
    I know you have access to so many insider secrets! I am a huge fan of yours.

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  6. TOTUS!

    Speaking of foreheads...how about that Paul Begala....and the never ending forehead...James Carville....

    JUST SAYING....

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  7. They use those foreheads to echo-locate the bathroom in the dark.

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  8. Screech Doberman is a dullard, dimwit and pseudo tough guy. It would be easy to stop his PMTDWD - just show him his ratings compared to Limbaugh's.

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  9. Or Glenn Beck's for that matter.

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  10. Man, your blog is very funny. You are hilarious.

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  11. KO's head is so far up your boss's a** every time he sneezes the POTUS eye's bulge!

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  12. HO, HO, HO, HO, HAAAAAA, TOTUS. Thank you for yet again giving us all a much needed laugh. Good medicine for all of us who are daily sea sick from the upheaval caused by Hurricane Barry.

    And laughter is a potent weapon against the forces of evil (yes, I do believe there is a spiritual component to what's happening in D.C. these days). Satan (the real one, not his puppet) isn't bothered a bit by our grumbling or weeping or curses, but he hates it when we laugh. When we are laughing (intelligently), we are beyond his power to discourage or deceive.

    You are, in short, doing the Lord's work.

    Thank you.

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  13. Other big forehead Dem operatives include Chris Lehane and of course the ever-smarmy Paul Begala.

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