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Reflections from the hard drive of the machine that enables the voice of the Leader of the Free World
Because with this "Big Guy" there is definitely no POTUS without TOTUS
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March
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- Texting With Keith
- London Update
- Suspicious Package
- The Three L's
- Golden Opportunity
- Oh Come, Oh Come Emanuel
- Joking About Tax Cuts
- In Which Gibbsy Goes Too Far
- I Am Not Under Warranty
- I Am Live
- The Entourage Theorum
- DoppelGeithner
- Taxing Issue
- Guarded Opinion
- Clarification
- Facing the Nation
- Travels with Michelle
- Touching Youth
- London Calling
- Who Gave Joe the Pen?
- Goin' Camping
- A Circus, Indeed
- Lunch Bunch
- There's This Hole in The Rose Garden I Want to Sho...
- PMTDWD Must Be Stopped
- Holder Tight
- Busy Day Today
- Paper or Lots More Paper?
- Ratings Review
- Gaffe-o-Matic
- Answering the Unanswerable
- Counseling With Rahm
- Behind Closed Doors
- Just Jared
- Question Time
- Like Old Times
- A Little Less In Your Stocking
- Bad Environment
- All Greek to Me
- Hurtful Words and Point of Clarification
- Why Last Night Was Boffo
- Screen Shots With Rush
- Wrapping Things Up From Tonight
- If I Had a Nickel...
- The Screen's The Thing
- I'm In!
- You're Not the One That I Want
- Reader's Digest Version of Opening Statement
- Opening Statement Excerpts
- Meeting with Rudd, But Not the Cool One
- Whew, That Was Close
- Tweet, Tweet
- What Happened?
- Practice Makes ... Whatever
- In Which Gibbsy Proposes a Threesome
- Someone's Not Feeling So Fresh
- Called on the Carpet
- How Do You Say "Screw Up" in French?
- Rose Garden Plantings
- This Is Getting Ugly
- You Say Toxic, I say Legacy ...
- TATUS Rises
- Rooming With Rahm
- Tick, Tick, Tick ... Boom!
- Joey B Hits the Gridiron
- My Sunday Routine
- Tick, Tick, Tick ...
- Poll
- Another Screen Shot with Rush
- Roo-dee, Roo-dee
- Iran, Iran So Far Away
- It's About Time
- Sorry Isn't the Hardest Word to Say ... With My Help
- More Screen Shots with Rush
- Confession Time
- I'm Not Getting Paid Enough
- The Audacity Of It All
- More Screen Shots with Rush
- Screen Shot with Rush
- Answering Rush
- Tension in the White House
- Hogwash
- Heading West
- It's Time
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March
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ReplyDeleteI love it...so Che Teleprompter...
ReplyDeleteI need a T.O.T.U.S. T-shirt!
ReplyDeleteTOTUS, you're my new Facebook profile pic. I <3 you.
ReplyDeleteHey Telepromter, remember this day? Close call.
ReplyDeleteObama Telepromter Cartoon
TOTUS! TOTUS! TOTUS!
ReplyDeleteFinally The Curtain Has Been Pulled Back.....
Maybe that should have been the official Obama "Change" poster during the campaign.
ReplyDeleteFinally, a TOTUS I can get in front of....
ReplyDelete;-)
I Started with the Official Seal Yesterday.
ReplyDeletehttp://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/2009/03/all-hailtotus.html
I want a Totus coffee mug.....!
ReplyDeleteJust found a great picture of you ... congratulations:
ReplyDeletehttp://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2008/08/23/michelle-obamas-hospital-shuns-uninsured-poor-people
I want a T shirt with Obama and his teleprompter walking hand in hand into the sunset.
ReplyDeleteNow, isn't it time for a Facebook page?
ReplyDeleteIt's clear that you should have been there with Leno last night. I don't care how silly it would have looked with you positioned low so he could read you from a chair, but it is obvious you are vital to our nation.
ReplyDeleteTOTUS 2012! Just drop the talking suit and download an audio translation software kit.
ReplyDeleteTOTUS,
ReplyDeleteWhat is it like hanging out with the Reader of the Free World every day?
TOTUS, Just crawled out of your boss's hole...real stinky today....what did he eat in LA?
ReplyDeleteYou were referenced on Limbaugh's HATE-FEST, according to Media Matters.
ReplyDeleteYou right wingers are such absolute SCUMBAGS. Obama uses a teleprompter often, so what? It allows him to be a better speaker. He doesn't need to use it and he sometimes doesn't use it. Should he be a worse speaker just to satisfy some right wingers who don't like teleprompters??
Also, not everyone can speak off the cuff like Limbaugh, who has an easy time of it since he's just repeating the most base human emotions and appeals to mankinds Darkside, as Deepak Chopra pointed out.
Bruce - Maybe you know what he ate? Real stinky man!!! worse than Hotbottom Stephen Gobie!!! and Bruce, do you like rotents up your hole like Barney and Barry?
ReplyDeleteJoe the Gerbil (Joe the Plumber's antithesis)
Be careful TOTUS. You may not have an ego but your boss sure does. What your back (or whatever you have)?
ReplyDeletehttp://franklinslocke.blogspot.com/
Oooh, you're getting humorless brain-dead trolls--you've arrived, TOTUS!
ReplyDelete*smooches*
Get one of these up as your avatar, TOTUS, if you really want to be as hip as the bigguy.
ReplyDeleteJoe the Gerbil,
ReplyDeleteI've smell better lately...maybe we can hook-up again and you can crawl in and smell for yourself.
HotB
This is so incredibly funny, because President Bush never used a teleprompter. You are geniuses.
ReplyDeleteReader of the free world. I Love it!!!!
ReplyDeleteI can't figure it out........is it you or him that's the socialist?
ReplyDeletehttp://theconservativegardener.blogspot.com/
Rooboy has it spot on. How does using a teleprompter diminish the authenticity of what Obama is saying? You can look back at the books Obama has written and the many times he has not used a teleprompter if you have decided not to trust a speech from a teleprompter. But I doubt, that's the case. You didn't disown Bush because he used a teleprompter.
ReplyDeleteLet's move past partisanship. And let me ask you this:
Do all of you have health care? Are you all so rich that you don't need reduced taxes for the middle class?
O TOTUS, did you hear from Bruce that one Olbermann's favorite sources of journalistic integrity has you on your not-nice list for speaking your mind? And did you hear that the medical doctor turned teacher of Hinduism mixed with Western Human Potential spirituality doesn't think much of Rush? Some folks want you to cease and detest from listening to Rush inciting you to thoughts of grandeur.
ReplyDeleteTOTUS, your seal has no possums???
ReplyDeleteFantastic!
ReplyDeleteDid NCOTUS (note cards that Bush used, as he wasn't talented enough to use anything technologically advanced) have a blog?
ReplyDeleteHmm, probably not.
This is inane. Reagan used a `prompter, as did Bush I and Clinton. Its just a tool, the same as note cards or a legal pad. Anyone who speaks professionally has the speech in front of them in one form or another. To not would be as idiotic as this blog.
TOTUS, why weren't you with the Big O to warn him when he tried to walk through a window in the White House? You do need to be mobile.
ReplyDelete"Reader of the free world" is a great line.
ReplyDeleteTOTUS, does the big B.O. ever dress you up in drag and put the moves on you?
Was Michelle jealous that he brought YOU to the St. Patty's day party?
Where are the previous posts/articles?
ReplyDeleteSorry, everything loaded but it was a little slow.
ReplyDeletethis is good stuff.
ReplyDeleteThere must have been some record for the growth of readers on this blog. It went from never being heard of to being posted on Drudge and mentioned by Rush Limbaugh in one day.
nice work.
TOTUS,
ReplyDeleteDid you write Dear Reader's books too?
Is there anyway you could have yourself on O's shoe so when he is sitting he can look down at his shoe and you can be there as backup?
ReplyDeletehttp://jeannieology.wordpress.com/
Verizon,
ReplyDeleteYou are taking this site too seriously, but you attempted to write something substantive, so I will reply to it. And yes, we know that previously POTUS(S) used teleprompters--this is important, useful, and necessary. However, what is unprecedented is that even minute announcements are from the telepromter. We are concerned that we have what appears to a totally scripted presidency. Can the man think on his feet and risk saying other than what is just simply scripted for political advantage? Newscasters are scripted but they do not make good leaders. The man behind the curtain of this blog is having some fun without resorting to ad hominems.
Since you tried to argue some substance rather than personal attacks, I throw this little thought out there for you. If Obama, in the first few days of his presidency, would have thrown Pelosi, Reid, Frank, Dodd under the bus—“we are done with their brand of politics”--he would have changed forever the nature of US national politics and governing; he could have actually brought significant change that we need when his popularity was great. He would have coasted to victory in 2012 with of the 65% or more the popular vote. Now that opportunity is lost. Obama might still win in 2012, but it will be something like 51-49. It might be another generation before we have respected politicians similar to Gerald Ford who noted that he was fair to his opponents--until we see again the mutual respect that Tip O'Neil and Reagan once shared. Something happened in terms of viciousness in politics over the last half generation or so. There is plenty of blame to go around, but we are in for 8 more years of viciousness. Obama missed the political opportunity of the century. Now it is gone, gone, gone! His political capital is already spent.
Where were you last night?!?!? Those jokes were awful!!!
ReplyDelete"Obama uses a teleprompter often, so what? It allows him to be a better speaker."
ReplyDeleteBush made up funny words and lacked eloquence and that was bad :-(
Dims like Barry because of his robo-prez powers, with his Telebuddy. Him speak pretty one day(so long as the batteries hold up).
TOTUS!
Poor TOTUS. You should have been quicker and brought notice to the "Office of the Teleprompter-Elect."
ReplyDeleteAwesome seal and propaganda poster!
ReplyDeleteMake them your cell phone wallpaper, 100% FREE
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The make Hail to the Chief your ringtone
http://www.redstateringtones.com/items.php?id=5 (FREE)
and sing along with your own words:
"Hail to the TOTUS,
He has got all the answers.
Don't shut him down,
or the Big Guy insults the disabled..."
We defeinitely need a TOTUS store with duds and stickers pdq. How 'bout it?
ReplyDeleteTOTUS !!! You da man !!!
ReplyDeleteHey, my XBox 360 wanted me to ask you how he could get ahold of an autographed picutre, ( or personalized .jpg download )...
Mr. T,
ReplyDeleteDo you talk to POTUS' Blackberry?
Roo, Bruce, Verizon, Xero......I agree with Brian but would like to add that Bush was stupid, remember? He couldn't talk, remember? Dumb cowboy, remember? Obama on the other hand is The Great Orator. It was supposed to be refreshing to have a smart, sophisticated Prez. who could speak so eloquently! So real. So brilliant. Remember? We just didn't realize that smart, eloquent & real used a teleprompter so much.
ReplyDeletehttp://theconservativegardener.blogspot.com/
When he said that he would have the most transparent admin. was he talking about you?
ReplyDeleteTOTUS - Limbaugh just mentioned you were the front runner for Time Magazine "man-of-the-Year"! Wow, you must be soooooooo proud. TOTUS RULES!
ReplyDeleteNew post at Ushanka.us - The Obama Teleprompter Cozy. Enjoy, and feel free to copy with a link back to us!
ReplyDeleteIt's time for someone to send this blog to the Buffoon in Chief himself.
ReplyDeleteThis extremely creative blog is now available on www.news-addict.com
ReplyDeleteTOTUS!TOTUS!TOTUS!(crying)TOTUS!TOTUS!TOTUS!(more tears) TOTUS!TOTUS!TOTUS!(faints)
ReplyDeleteMEMO
ReplyDeleteFrom: TOTUS (aka Teleprompter One)
To: POTUS
You see what happens when you go on TV and just babble on without ME. Besides lying like a rug last night on Leno about your being shocked, shocked over the AIG bonuses, you go and insult every special needs kid and their families with your stupid Special Olympics comment.
Now, I oughta just resign outright and leave you all on your own for the rest of your sorry excuse of a presidency. But that would be the easy way out. Instead, I plan to stay for a while longer if, that is, you can get your act together and NEVER EVER make another public appearance without me.
But, due to the extra work this will entail on my part — and it’s not easy putting all those words in your mouth as it is — I will expect from you, Mr. Money Bags, a significant retention bonus, one at least in the amount you signed into law the other day for the AIG people.
Yeah, that’s a lot of jack, but these are my terms. Take them or leave them. And SMILE while you're doing it!
Seriously... I want a TOTUS BUMPERSTICKER!
ReplyDeleteThe teleprompter matters because Obama was elected on his oratory, which turns out to be completely canned. The few instances when he's attempted to give major - or even minor - speeches without TOTUS have been unmitigated disasters. The previously linked healthcare speech is a classic example, where absent TOTUS Obama got totally confused, and then stalled for time by pretending to hear imaginary voices. This is your President.
ReplyDeleteSimilarly, Obama claimed his diplomatic skillz would usher in a new era of peace and prosperity. Yet so far, he's only managed to enrage the British by giving their PM a chintzy DVD set, which didn't even work (and, I note, their PM is nearly blind), encouraged by omission the Russians to announce a new arms race, and has bent over for Iran.
In short, he's a sock puppet fraud. TOTUS is deserving of our attention and respect, because that's apparently what we actually elected.
TOTUS...I am curious, what is it like having to tote around a "Black Barry"?
ReplyDeleteHe is a fraud and the left doesn't like the fact that we have something to make fun of since the press and folks at SNL won't
ReplyDeleteTOTUS, say it isn't so...
ReplyDeleteThe following was posted earlier:
"Now, I oughta just resign outright and leave you all on your own for the rest of your sorry excuse of a presidency."
Please don't do this to me, to us. For the first time in a long time, I finally have someone, ( er... something ), that I can look up to, both figuratively and literally.
I can identify with you, heck, I'll even go so far as to say, "I can read you"...
We are desperate for leadership in this day and age TOTUS, please promise us, that if you leave POTUS, just don't leave us, we need you ...
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TOTUS: WHAT HAPPEN, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BE ON LENO?
ReplyDeletehttp://theinvisiblehand.typepad.com
TOTUS -
ReplyDeleteIf this is to be your official seal, the office of Nancy Polosi requests that you immediately translate the words into Spanish and stop disenfranchising the Illegal Aliens that will not recognize the language of this country.
TOTUS - would you kindly consider opening up up your USB's and connect to this blog - can you imagine how many followers you have that are unaware of this venue - have you given thought to setting up a PAC for your minions - are your "needs" included in the stimulus - do you have health insurance and has POTUS established a 401k to honoe your magnificent performances? I'd go for even more dude but your fellow citizens can't carry the weight.
ReplyDeleteHave a restful weekend while BO tries to improve on his 129!
You look hot in this pic:
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You look hot in this pic:
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TOTUS do you fly in a seperate plane then the reader of the teleprompter? Just in case of an attack so you can find a new reader?
ReplyDeleteTell TOTUS what to tell POTUS what to say:
ReplyDelete{ObamaPrompter}
This is the greatest!!!Totus,Totus,Totus---damn I read this off of a screen. Now we've really seen the other side of this, "One-eyed Jack". I tried to pull the mask off, but Totus did the job.
ReplyDeleteI would like to get in touch with you. Please e-mail me at susanunpc at gmail dot com. Thank you!
ReplyDeleteWhats happend to TOTUS blog..... Nothing new from today. May 1 2009. TOTUS, do you have the SWINE FLU? Or are you mad because HE interupted the gibbs press conference with out you, Looks like he was READING from cards.....
ReplyDeleteMay 2...Where is the rest of blog. TOTUS,are they shutting you down? Please say it isn't so!!
ReplyDelete