Friday, March 27, 2009

Holder Tight

After the Afghanistan speech, we're going over to the Department of Justice, where Big Boy is going to give some remarks at Attorney General Eric Holder's formal swearing in.

Beyond reminding the Bug Guy who his AG is, I'm not there for Big O. I'm there for Holder, who has a habit of opening his mouth and letting whatever is in there just fall out. To avoid any further embarrassment, the White House wrote his speech, which is printed in full below:

"President Obama, Justice Thomas, colleagues, family and friends, thank you."

8 comments:

  1. What? No lofty speeches on race?

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  2. TOTUS, is it true you were given the same secret constitutional exemption for "Made in America" as BigO? Tell me at least one of you was manufactured in the USA...

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  3. There is a online petition to put the TOTUS back: http://www.petitiononline.com/totus345/petition.html

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  4. Carl, Yes. I am American through and through. Except for my surge protector, which was built in Mexico ... by werwolves.

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  5. good thing we don't have those silver bullets. your family is safe!

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  6. TOTUS!

    WHAT! No curt comments about the American people being wimps, cowards, push overs, gullible, insane, racist, (did I say gullible), outraged, poorer, disillusioned, bullet horders, gun clinging, bible thumping....(did I say gullible)?

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  7. Who let Justice Thomas in there? Do the Dems remember that he is a CONSERVATIVE black male?

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