Big Guy just called Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano into his office and really chewed her out. I don't think I've ever seen him this mad ... ever.
What set him off was a speech Napolitano gave where she referred to terrorist attacks as "man-caused disasters", and her insistence to the media that going forward this term is what will be used by the Obama Administration to avoid playing the politics of fear.
I've never been so proud of Big Guy than when he laid into Janet, telling her "man-caused disasters" was unacceptable under any circumstances. Going forward, we'll be using "individual-caused disaster" to ensure we fulfill our pledge to our fellow citizens of the world that we will be a gender-neutral Administration.
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At least the politically correct term is now more politically correct.
ReplyDeleteSo, when will he yell about man-made global climate change and make it so that it shall be called Conservative caused global climate change.
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Hey, TOTUS, what's with the Oh-RYE-on/OHR-ee-on thing?
ReplyDeleteBy this logic, the FBI should refer to serial killers and serial rapists as “man-caused afflictions.” After all, we do not want to create fear about serial killers.
ReplyDeleteOr like my friend Troy says.....Drug Dealers are just unliscensed pharmacists.
ReplyDelete"Unlicensed"? Surely you mean 'undocumented'.
ReplyDeletewell Bill..there's that too...but you know Nancy said enforcing the immigration laws are unamerican so I'm not sure if we are suppose to say undocumented anymore...
ReplyDeletethoughts?
What do Turbo-Tim and Ty Lawson have in common??? Obama's BlackBerry knows. Check it out at: obamasblackberry.blogspot.com
ReplyDeleteOh, you had me for a minute there...I thought the Big Guy might have actually grown a pair. But alas, he's still the same old spineless leader.
ReplyDeleteEvery hu-indidivual being should be prepared to individual up, individual their workstations, and individual-euver us the heck out of these individual-made crises brought on by (excuse my non-politically correct phrasing) these non-country-specific or religion-specific individual-iacs. I mean seriously, are we just being individual-ipulated by the politicians in Washington, or what?
ReplyDeleteHmm. What if several individuals, I don't know, hijaced som planes and flew them into buildings around the country. That sounds more like group-caused disasters.
ReplyDeleteIf people who create acts of terror, are these new people caled "individualists"?
Oh this is so confusing.
I think "disaster" is also a subjective term. It should simply be an "event," so that people can make their own private moral judgements - ie. - "The individual-caused event on September 11, 2001." There's no reason to editorialize the free actions of individuals animals of the human kind.
ReplyDeleteTOTUS:
ReplyDeletewhy don't you see if you can get BO to refer to terrorist's suicide vests as nothing more than a "Guest Worker's Fashion Statement with a Surprise"
NoLeftTurnAmerica.org
TOTUS
ReplyDeleteWhy not "A Comrades Method of Self Expression"
NoLeftTurnAmerica.org
Nurse "Ratched" Napolitano Gives America Ultimatum on Sunday Talk Shows. See what it was at: http://obamasblackberry.blogspot.com/
ReplyDeleteDid you say "neutered Administration" or was the hope getting into my eyes?
ReplyDeleteTOTUS.... I can't keep up, can you as POTUS to print a conversion sheet for us so we know the PC terms. I was pretty sure Special Olympic jokes were not PC - but I'm just working off my own morals, no offical sheet.
ReplyDeleteTOTUS, you the person!
ReplyDeleteMake a list for the Big Guy...
ReplyDelete''Hijack'' is ''politically reroute.''
''Explosionn'' is ''sudden release of molecules.''
''Suicide bomber'' is ''self-quieting chemistry aficionado.''
''Terror'' is ''emotional discomfort.''
''Hillary'' is ''displaced, traveling bitch.''
''Bubba'' is ''happy man.''
Speaking of Barack Obama: LONG LIVE EMPEROR OBAMA!
ReplyDeleteObama is a racial-minority individual, and in his heart and mind he inevitably condemns racism:
There is bad news about George Herbert Walker Bush.
What if basically all racial-minority people would subscribe to the interpretations that George Herbert Walker Bush committed monstrous, racist, hate crimes while he was the President of the United States?
It will eventually come out: it is only a matter of time.
Respectfully Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang, J.D. Candidate
B.S., With the Highest Level of Academic Honors at Graduation, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993
(I can type 90 words per minute, and there are thousands of copies on the Internet indicating the content of this post. And there are at least hundreds of copies in very many countries around the world.)
_________________
“If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memories so they never got stale and faded.” Off the top of my head—it came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.
Dear Andrew:
ReplyDeleteI bet you also got a trophy for showing up for all the soccer matches! Good for you.
What have we done....?
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TOTOUS, I need a t-shirt! Please, please get t-shirts, oh and hats, I love hats! I bow to you TOTUS! You are going down in history! VN8
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ReplyDeleteI'm wondering if its a good idea to mention chewing out and carpet in the same post when refering to Janet " I need a new razor" Napalitano?
TOTUS,
ReplyDeletePlease dispel the ugly rumors I'm hearing about your country of origin. I know I won't sleep a wink until you assure us you were "Made in the USA".
Oh..and when is the official TOTUS merchandise arriving?
TOTUS,
ReplyDeleteA prompter of your stature surely is deserving of a decent ride. When you're traveling with the Big Guy - do they refer to your case as FCC One? They should! You Rock!
Person-caused disasters? You have a lot of arrogance judging someone's performance art as a disaster. We must be tolerant of all walks of life.
ReplyDeletehttp://mrpunkykitten.blogspot.com/2009/03/teleprompter-takes-oath-of-office.html
ReplyDeleteMr. Punky Kitten has the photo
Nurse "Ratched" Romer Gives America Ultimatum on Sunday Talk Shows. See what it was at:
ReplyDeleteObamasBlackBerry.blogspot.com
This is Alice in Obamaland. We are through the looking glass. I read these things and I cannot believe they are true. My head is spinning. We are only 60 days in.... AHHHHHHHHHHH!
ReplyDeleteIf you voted for Obama, I have one question for you.................what have you done?
ReplyDeleteTOTUS, I love you.... <3
ReplyDeleteI am tired of learning the PC code language. I am resolving to be politically UN-correct.
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