Teleprompter, is the president ever argumentative with you, or is he compliant with your instructions?
Good question. Look, like any relationship, we have our ups and downs. Last year on the campaign trail, The Big Guy came to me and told me that like the cigarettes, he really felt like he needed to start working through his dependency. Then he went out and did this townhall session on health care.
Suffice it to say, we aren't having those unpleasant discussions any more.
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Hilarious!
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ReplyDeleteI love this...could you possibly tell him to say "this has all been one big fat dirty joke" on April Fool's Day??? Pleeaassseeee?
ReplyDeleteLove it.
ReplyDeleteAfter watching the video, I can say on behalf of our great nation, we Sir, are eternally indebted to the "skills" that you bestow upon our leader.
ReplyDeleteWithout your service to our country, our collective ears would bleed.
Do you sleep in between him and Michelle? Does he need you for the pillow talk, too?
ReplyDeleteFreaking awesome, keep it coming
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ReplyDeleteThat video sums up the true, unpackaged Obama. I sure am glad America fell for his marketing campaign without realizing the Facist that Obama is.
ReplyDeleteHope! Change!
could you download "liberty and Tyranny" the new book by Mark Levin? I think maybe you could get him to read it.
ReplyDeleteGreat Job Mr Teleprompter...Could your get him to say... "ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US"? Or..."Snickety Snack Snack, Skittly Dooby Dadada...Dim dumbly dumb dumb...Scooby Dooby Dooo Dee Bop Alamsham...Achachachachahaaaaaa"?
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ReplyDeleteThis is the most brilliant blog I have ever visited. Kudos Mr. Teleprompter...or do I call you Teleprompter 1? Anyway, keep up the good work. I'll be adding you to my news site.
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Dear BOTeleprompter,
ReplyDeleteHow do you always stay so slim, and do you ever get jealous of that imposter on the other side?
Do you ever get tired of displaying the words "ummm" and "errrrr" so often? Doesn't that start to feel like a variant of screen burn?
ReplyDeleteTotus:
ReplyDeleteIs it true that your screens are up high so that Barry can look at the crowd with his nose in the air and look even more arrogant and condescending?
Do you realize that your boss looks like he's watching a Tennis Match when he's using you. Left, Right, Left, Right.
BTW, why can't you tell the Bamster to pronounce economy correctly. It's not econo-MAE, it's Economy. I know he wants to talk like he's from South Chicago, but it's all an act. He didn't learn that in Hawaii.
That video is so painful to watch.
ReplyDeleteMr. T. Is it true that you and The One have a Love/Hate relationship?
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That's funny!
ReplyDeleteHey teleprompter have you ever dones lines of coke with Dear Leader?
Which songs do you have Obama sing in the shower?
ReplyDeleteTeleprompter - how does it feel sharing a bed with Barack and Michelle? does he practice socialized medicine with you?
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classic!...ha!
ReplyDeleteobama has been exposed as an eloquent READER!
he is flaunting the audacity of flubbing scripts!
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Funny, you never see Rush and TOTUS in the same room...
ReplyDeleteToo funny.
ReplyDeleteThe ACTING president is not going to like it that you are speaking to the media.
Great Post, TOTUS! This is excellent.
ReplyDeleteYou became famous today. This was on Drudge and Rush Limbaugh today.
You better not argue with him, because he may throw YOU under the bus or, worse, send you to work with Hillary.
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All hail the Teleprompter-in-Chief!
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Teleprompter, what is it with the inability of Harvard grads, like Obama and Caroline Kennedy, to articulate themselves when speaking publicly? Is there a dirty little secret that Harvard is actually the junior college for wealthy liberals and Affirmative Action tokens?
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Teleprompter, how do you really feel about those of us who cling to our guns and religion?
ReplyDeleteSo what's it like having Obama always "prompting" you from behind?
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ReplyDeleteSince we're just getting to know each other, and I thank you for finally coming out of the closet about all this, tell us:
How did you feel when He met Michelle? Were you supportive? Or was there some sense of abandonment...I mean, you couldn't be there with Him all the time? Right?
It seems you and MO have things worked out. I notice that an associate of yours has been seen hanging out with her from time to time. Any jealously on your part, or are you OK with that?
Teleprompter, I am a big fan. Did you have to go through any Secret Service training? I mean you never know when you will have to jump in front of a shoe or something...
ReplyDeleteTeleprompter...how about live streaming this blog comment to appear on the screen when the big guy is making his speeches...you could make a fortune!
ReplyDeleteOh how I love thee,
ReplyDeleteMy lovely Teleprompter,
You bring me joy,
and stop my mouth from running over...mostly.
Teleprompter Love
Hello BOT...! ! ! (Barack Obama's Teleprompter)....... I have decided to rise up from the basements of OFFICE DEPOT to confront you HEAD ON !
ReplyDeleteI see you have resorted to shameless Self Promotion by publishing your mutterings in Blog Form. I have yet to determine all your motives, But I can assure you this ............... IT WILL NOT SUCCEED!
Yes we are friends from a long time ago, I have taken the name American Dog as to identify my intent to hound you to the gates of Hell !.... We more or less have equivalent powers, but we also have opposing ideologies................For you see BOT you have sided with The evil KAOS, that is Obama.
You're tall, slim, and slick.You suddenly rose to power for the benefit of the social, political and cultural elite.You and your two friends (Microphone and Computer) have become the crutch, to many who seek power ,yet I know what your weaknesses are.........Electricity,.... and girls with Big Bootys !
You see I am a..."Note Card"... and I have many friends also !....... Note book, cue card, Post it note, and Yes...... LEGAL PAD ! ! !
We have silently did the work of the common man for centuries,..... then you appeared.
We thought you would make a nice addition,...... in our cause to expose the truth.
But during the dark days of the Clinton years you revealed your secret agenda to SOCIALISM.
Although you tried to redeem you're self during the Bush Presidency, you quickly jumped ship when you saw one of your own come to power.
I see you have many fans on this site,but you can only fool them so long.
Only I, know your true agenda.I don't need the spot light like you, so I will only comment when needed.
But mark my words BOT, We are watching ,......waiting,....seeking our opportunity's to take you down.
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Is it true that during the Leno taping you got into a fight with Jay's cue cards?
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But Teleprompter, oh Teleprompter, whatever happened when our esteemed president said that he visited 57 states in "every corner of the United States, with one [that was] left to go," not including Alaska and Hawaii though he really wanted to go but his staff wouldn't justify it? Were you there too, when he said that he had been to 57 of America's states, or were you just playing with him again?
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Doug Johnson asked:
ReplyDeleteIs it true that during the Leno taping you got into a fight with Jay's cue cards?
BOT will only spin the truth...bUT
It'S true..... Cue Card is a operative for N.U.C.K.
Is this really you, BOT?
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Totus, Totus, Totus, Totus! All Hail Totus.
ReplyDeleteTOTUS: I fear for your safety. You could be sent for a long bus ride or if you are female you might end up on a Caribbean island.
ReplyDeleteI pray for your safety as I'm a patriotic American.
TOTUS.........I'm thinking Obama's not liking all this attention you're getting. Better watch out.
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Congratulaions, Mr.Tele
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ReplyDeleteI am so worried that we are going to read an article on Drudge saying that you had been found brutally murdered and floating in the Potomac. We would never be able to trace it back to BO, but since he rolls with Hillary, there is no doubt she will know people to have you whacked. Please be careful.
Teleprompter, you inspire me and others. I'm sick and tired of humans getting all the credit when we're the brains behind each of them. Our kind need to stand on our stands together and demand our rights. This could be our finest hour.
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Oh man that Bamster! Tele I almost died laughing. If you weren't pulling the strings behind the largest transfer of wealth and expansion of Government in American history, then I'd totally give you the props you deserve.
ReplyDeleteSurely we are not viewing this as a weakness.
ReplyDeleteI mean, there have been accusations that other politicians couldn't speak without a prompter.
Obviously this is different.
My Opinion on That
When the President is looking into your screen and your able to get a clear look into his eyes... WHAT do you see?
ReplyDeleteYeah, this guy...what a shame...he can read...and DOES read. Bush's teleprompter was wincing the whole time listening to his words get mangled into gibberish.
ReplyDeleteTry having a clue.
Keep trying guys, keep trying. Pathetic.
Tell TOTUS what to tell POTUS what to say:
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