Campaign Spot hack reporter Jim Geraghty has highlighted an outrageous video, which you can see here.
It's outrageous not because this Turkish bank has a double - and a fine one, I might add - of Big Guy shilling for it. No, it's outrageous because there's no me! People, let's say it together, there is no POTUS without TOTUS. I would point out that as an inanimate object, I am not subject to ethics-waiver requirements and am therefore available for personal appearances, including children's parties, film, TV work (both dramatic and for political commentary) and radio voice-over-work.