Monday, April 6, 2009

Toes' Evil Idea

This may not seem like a particularly evil or mean-spirited idea, but boy, Toes sure is insidious.  He was reading the news clips earlier today, put them down and said that he had a plan to make sure our Administration didn't have any more problems with upstart Republicans in Congress.

He called Dan Glickman, who runs the Motion Picture Arts Association in Washington, and asked him to set up a special screening of the movie, "Watchmen", and to invite as many Republican Congressmen as possible. 

I thought it was a weird thing to do, until I read the story that inspired him.  He really is an evil SOB, but after seeing him cackle and rub his hands incessently for ten minutes, I didn't have the nerve to tell him that that's the inflight movie for all of us flying home tomorrow.


  1. Gosh, they just ought to wait and bait the Republicans by offering the movie "Hype: The Obama Effect." (See Unsuspecting attendees wouldn’t even notice the arsenic laced popcorn.

  2. I don't know who "TATUS" is.

    Wasn't paying attentiob somewhere.

  3. Hey Totus,

    Mark Stein mentioned a good point. Now that POTUS is bowing down to the House of Saud, prostrating himself...Can he read you with his butt from down there? He's able to accomplish so much, with so little, in almost record time. Why not be able to see with his hind-quarters and give a speech while kissing the King's wingtips? He could continue to blame the USA while kissing Europe's collective hiney..

  4. Did the rest of the patrons of the movie get to see the end? If not did they (excluding the dead man) get a refund?

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  6. Uh, oh. Looks like Rahm, the B.O.'s s O.B., got to little Ms. Catherine S. Read (above). "... removed by the author" -- right. She was probably an administrative assistant in the Illinois state capitol. I'll bet her comment said, "B.O. telephoned Blago in 2008 and said that he w" phzzzzzzzZAP! Toes strikes again. They don't call him the Cobra for nothing.

    I sure hope you're okay tonight, Ms. Read.


    Mr. Sheldon (above) under "Cast of Characters" on the right, top, you will find "TATUS" (TOXIC ASSET OF THE U.S.) sometimes "TATER," (TOXIC A. OF THE ENGLISH REALM -- just a pipe dream) a.k.a., Tim "the Tax Man" Geitner, "Czar" of the U.S. Treasury.

  7. Very funny TOTUS!
    Maybe if we are you are lucky they will show a double feature and if you are really lucky the second film would be Media Malpractice: How Obama Got Elected!

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