It's true that Big Guy and the family are still trying to figure out where they will go for Sunday services, not only for Easter, but for every Sunday. As you some of you may know, Big Guy was not a regular church attendee ... one reason why he missed every single controversial sermon my good friend Jeremiah Wright made. It's pretty tough for me to walk away from the Rev, in no small part because I'm inanimate. But also because - little known fact - he gave me to Big Guy more than 15 years ago. But I digress.
It isn't just Big Guy and Lady M who are anxious about which pew they will place their fannies. Most of us at the White House need to know too. After all, we can't worship him, if we don't where he's worshiping Him, if you get my drift.