Tuesday, March 24, 2009

If I Had a Nickel...

Big Boy is constantly telling us, "If a problem has reached my desk, it's not an easy one."

Gibbsy, Rahm and I have a little drinking game for that one. We all took surreptitious shots after the Big O said it toward the end of the the press conference. Woo, that Jagr burns doing down, but it made my big LCD just a bit brighter.

Really, plenty of problems reach the Big Guy's desk that are easy. Like hiring TATUS's undersecretaries, and hitting the "Reset" button on the State Department, and the Potbelly's menu he was asking for. The one problem that we've kept off his desk - and perhaps the biggest one - Michelle's Bloomies credit bill for February. Ouch. That'll make the Netanyahu thing seem like a kerfluffle.

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  1. Does he always tell you "It's not just my opinion but it's also everybody elses opinion" as well!!!!!......aaaaahhhhhhhh!

    http://theconservativegardener.blogspot.com/

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  2. Big-O Plays Cool Tonight Without Totus...Ouch. See the story at: ObamasBlackBerry.blogspot

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  3. TOTUS, when you hit the jagr, you need to take a few hours off. Never drink and prompt. Did you learn nothing after the St. Patrick's Day massacre, where you went berserk and swapped speeches twice? Or are we still in denial? As an admirer, I beg you, get help. Talk to someone - maybe the big guy's now neglected blackberry would be willing to help you work through things. Other than that, other than programmed upgrades, you just keep being yourself.

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  4. TOTUS, does the big screen in the back cause you some job security concern? BTW: They need to raise the screen approxiamtely 6-8 inches so that his eyes are at least above my breasts.

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  7. Swell job of commanding the drone LCD in the back of the press room. By the time those in the 0val realize your true power it will be too late.

    Muwahaha..... TOTOUS in tha haus.

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  8. I hope you will keep the blog going even though you have lost your job. You can still report inside info to us. I guess big guy heard about your popularity and deceided to get rid of you. Stay with us. Love hearing from you.

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  9. Big-O Plays Cool Without Totus...Ouch. Hate to see you go buddy, but you knew it was just a matter of time. See the story at: ObamasBlackBerry.blogspot

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  10. PotBelly's- Not my favorite. I wonder why he doesn't like hot dogs? You know, Chitcago being famous for a good tubesteak and all that...Maybe because he is a hot dog.

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