Friday, April 3, 2009

Down Mexico Way

Some of you may have noticed that before Big Guy left for Europe, he sent a high-ranking delegation to Mexico. See, Mexico is very mad because they send illegal, live Mexican citizens to the United States, and in return, we are apparently sending them illegal guns, which kill Mexican citizens in Mexico.

Big O is concerned about this, because it's just another example of America's gun culture coming back to haunt us. If only we didn't send all those illegal guns, which perpetuate violence and force all of those scared Mexicans over the border to the safety of America.

Big Guy has a plan. It's too complicated to explain here. but I can tell you that it involves $1 trillion dollars, one peso, a gun ban, dual citizenship, and a really big jar of KY Jelly.

16 comments:

  1. This is some funny material. Please keep it up!

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  2. TOTUS - You're the man, er, teleprompter. Has anyone thought about rigging up some type of harness with arms and a power pack so the Big Guy could make you portable? And for God's sake could your cousin or someone close to you somehow get some help for San Fran Nan?!!!

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  3. Everything involves "1 trillion dollars".

    I take that back...some things involve "3 trillion dollars".

    http://theconservativegardener.blogspot.com/

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  4. Just listened to your speech in Strasbourg. Make that a case of KY Jelly

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  5. You're not talking about that "ninety percent" figure, are you? Because someone is going around spilling the beans about the actual number of weapons the United States is sending south of the border.

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  6. Fist of Etiquette is right, that "ninety percent" figure is a hoax. The only reason it's used is so our second amendment rights can be taken away from us. The shooting in NY state will only fuel the fires that we have to take guns away from law abiding citizens. Hogwash! And I don't own any guns. But the real question is, do you TOTUS exercise your second amendment rights?

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