Friday, April 3, 2009

Everyone Is Making a Buck But Me

This is getting really annoying. I just learned that Big Guy's sister, Maya Soetoro-Ng, who lives in Hawaii, has signed a book deal. The working title is "Ladder to the Moon."

I don't know much about it, but if the title is accurate, it's either a book about one of Big Guy's stimulus package "shovel-ready projects" or a children's book that shows how to visualize the national debt four years from now.

Either way, Maya is taking advantage of Big Guy's fame, power and reputation for eloquence, and I resent it. Oh, and visit my store.

9 comments:

  1. Wow! A veritable deluge of fiction for our edification and amusement! If Big Guy doesn't have a title yet for his (Ayers?) new opus, may I suggest "The Audacity of Idiocy"?

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  2. Will Bernadine Dohrn be "helping" Maya with her book? She and Ayers have a lot of experience rewriting history.

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  3. Did she get a book advance bonus? Will it be taxed at 90% as well?

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  4. When will you have bumper stickers available?

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  5. i'm having trouble deciding which item in your store I want...i love you totus.

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  6. TOTUS, I think POTUS is taking advantage of you by soliciting donations on your blog. Those advertisments for "Helping relieve poverty through the provision of solar energy" and "Loans that change lives" sound an awful lot like Big Guy. Are you getting a cut?

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