Tuesday, April 7, 2009

In And Out of Iraq

Big Guy got a huge thrill out of being in Iraq. The men and women of our military were just great and welcoming. It almost makes me think we should give them more budget funding to do their jobs.

The best part of the day was when Big O stood up to speak and a female soldier yelled, "I love you." Back on Air Force One after the visit with the troops, former President Bill Clinton called and asked Big Guy what he thought of Iraq. Then he asked if he'd gotten that female solider's phone number, and could he share it.

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  1. TOTUS,
    I noticed the Big guy had to use cards to speak to the troops in Iraq, where were you buddy?

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  2. POTUS couldn't see TOTUS through the sand storm.

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  3. Hmm. Wonder why B. Hussein didn't say, "And the only reason I'm standing here today is George Bush."

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  4. B. "My Muslim faith" O. just couldn't manage to pay a call on Israel. The House of Saud would frown on that sort of thing and B.O. needs their (and Khadafy's and Jesse Jackson's) support to run for Con Man in Chief in 2012.

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  5. Hope you had a screen protector on in Iraq Totus.

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  6. I'm proud to be a FOTs, but I'm certainly not a fan of POTUS.

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  7. The best part of the day was when Big O stood up and to speak and a female soldier yelled, "I love you."

    Isn't there a psych screening for recruits? Do they not turn down bobby-soxers?

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  8. $20 says the "I love you" comment was planted

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  9. I hope she said 'I love you, Mr. President', or at least added a "sir"...

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  10. $20 says the "I love you" comment was Chris Matthews in drag.

    ...

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  11. Oh no, Kitty. Chris Matthews would not be so cavalier about his safety as to be in Iraq.(Though, he is brave enough to be in drag. Adventurous bravery being one of the ""relative" things about which he is self assure).

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  12. TOTUS-
    Did they give you any heads up on the possibility of flying shoes?

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  13. I had dinner in the Churchill Dining Room in Parliament a few years ago. I tried to snag the Churchill bust but they must had cemented with crazy glue.

    Stan188

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  14. Silly aoolda, it's totUS, not TOTO (smile). Nice analogy, though... remember who it was who exposed that humbug of a "wizard?"

    Empty Suit embarrasses himself daily exposing himself, though, so don't jeopardize your position TOTUS. We need you on the inside. Keep up the good work, man.


    (FYI, TOTUS referred to himself as a "he" in one of his posts a few days ago).

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  15. That vocal female soldier wasn't cracking under the pressure and she is NOT a fan of the Con Man in Chief (poor lady is still in her bunk with her pillow over her head moaning, "Why me, God? Why me?" That soldier just discovered that she needs EYEGLASSES. "I thought it was Jamie Lee Curtis. I'm a big fan of hers. I just thought she had a really good tan," PFC [name omitted] wailed as she ran from the room.

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  16. $20 says the "I love you" comment was Oprah. I'm sure she got the inside scoop on the secret Iraq trip and wanted it for the cover of O.

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