We're winging our way back from the Show Me State on Scare Force One for the big TV show tonight, and I think it's safe to say we have a few surprises up our sleeves to pump up the ratings.
Based on what's being loaded into my hard-drive, I would look for an apology or two. Or three. We'll have some guest stars for the big musical number to compete with "American Idol," and Bo and I have been working on a little trick to wow the kids watching at home. And that should pretty much cover the hour.
I know what you all are really intersted in: will my screens be visible tonight. Well, as of an hour ago, it appeared they were going with my 50-inch flat screen. But White House R&D has been working on this cool, embedded screen in the podium that we might trot out tonight. Then again, maybe we'll go old school. You'll have to watch to find out.
Oh, and the economy is going to get worse, our European neighbors have rolled us on environment and defense policy, and the porcine bug is the result of a bio-weapon developed by Chavez in partnership with Iran. But why be a downer on such an historic day. Not every President gets his 100 days in the sun like we did.
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TOTUS...will Bo...let an "OINK" slip?
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ReplyDeleteYes, please do not go to the dark side. These are glory days. Sort of like Caesar, only without the salad hat.
I saw a video clip of Gibbsy today. I think it was called "the worst press conference ever". I thought it was an out-take from a B movie, then I realized this was our nation's appointed real and true press secretary. There he is on wikipedia, in a nice pink tie. According to the description his 2008 campaign contributions were ENORMOUS! in thwarting rumors about The One's possibly not being the Messiah. Such as rumors he is a muslimo, a terrorist's friend, etc., anyway he knew a lot back then, a good manipulator of the press. But now he doesn't know a damn thing. What happened to this poor, hard working man? His hands were very restless, jabbing, chopping, even hugging himself at one point. The poor dear.
I'm sure he'll apologize for everything....one day, one day soon, we all will be sick of hearing "I take fool repondsibilty."
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ReplyDelete"...screen in the podium that we might trot out..."
ReplyDeleteLOL. Yeah, you do that. Then Dope will not only sound "challenged," he'll look it, like uuuuh.... he's uh.... constantly checking his fly.
Say TOTUS, buddy, I was just wondering if there is any way for you to make an appearance without the tongue-tied one? It's only been 100 days, but we;re a little sick of him already. One would think that after all of this heavy lifting he'd take a break.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised he's not thinking about May Day in Hawaii (with flowers, lei's, and Hawaiian foods!) Oh I forgot, he's from Chicago!
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