There was a lot of grumbling during the townhall session earlier today in Strasbourg. There were a ton of people there, I'd say in thousands, but clearly these foreigners don't understand how Big Guy runs his townhalls.
He took five questions, which was plenty. Now some of you may think that the people selected to ask a question today were random. But Gibbsy and the comms team left nothing to chance. We didn't want all those accents confusing matters. We might want to use some of this footage for the 2012 re-elect.
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I'm sure it was purely coincidental that the first question came from an American in the audience. Big Guy got a chuckle out of that. Was she not supposed to go first?
ReplyDeleteGood observation, Spring Chicken. B. O. was giggly, however, probably because he was "punch drunk" again from being slapped around by the "real president" (M.o'bama).
ReplyDeleteOr he was thinking about how he just gave the Soviets carte blanche to increase their nuclear arsenal 10-fold while the U.S. destroys theirs. From the non-stop attack B. "my Muslim faith" O. has launched on the U.S. economy, culture, and military, it is obvious his ultimate goal is to destroy the United States. When he stops to think about it, he just can't help but laugh.
dude
ReplyDeletemy periods are still missing
i suspect telepromptlets are on the way
TOTUS: you will have to return from Europe at some point and your frolics with Big Guy (and who knows what you are up to with those "fabulous" European female teleprompters) and face your responsibilities
ReplyDeletei scroll all day
no periods
Poor unenlightened Europeans. They have not yet learned to appreciate dear Mr. Obama's luminous presence.
ReplyDeleteObama was drunk because... he is working on the new and improved kool-aid drink mix!
ReplyDeleteTotus my man, can I get that number for Hillary's conference call again, I'm feeling I need a bit of recovery if you know what I mean.
ReplyDeleteWe might want to use some of this footage for the 2012 re-elect.
ReplyDeleteWay to give a gal nightmares, TOTUS. There goes another good night's sleep.
TOTUS, "The Peach" also said, "I am President..." AGAIN. It's getting a little old and sort of awkward.
ReplyDeleteIs it some sort of secret code phrase he uses as a "mayday" to your tech guys? I figure it must be how he warns them you are acting up again on screen and that he is about to stumble big time. He seems to say it proportionally to the number of times he loses his place when reading.
Good one having him throw his middle name in there during that speech. Interesting venue for that transparent reminder of how he wants us to view him. Very interesting.
Big Guy or TOTUS threw in his middle name? John McCain is not going to be happy to hear about this!
ReplyDeleteDoes TOTUS wan't to explain how the guy at the UK Guardian totally punked The Big Guy???
ReplyDeletehttp://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/apr/03/g20-barack-obama-nick-robinson-question
Where were you TOTUS???
ImageRemix, that's a very interesting theory. I'll bet you're right. "I AM THE PRESIDENT" must be B.O.'s default setting (kicks in when the hamster running on the wheel in his head takes a break). Sometimes, it appears that the default value goes to "Uuuuuuuuuhhh....... mmmmm..... hm.... er... uhh" but, actually, it's the slow load speed of his memory (Cocaine'll do that do ya) and this is all you hear until the buffer is full.
ReplyDeleteThanks for that great cite, Bruce'sTrav[el?]. WHAT A DOPE. Or, given the meaning of "Barack," WHAT A FRUIT.
ReplyDeleteEmpty Suit strikes again with "Words. Just words.". [B. Hussein O.] As someone said during the campaign last year, "B.O. says nothing better than anyone."